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>>35362183
God I fucking hate you normies. I hope you fucking die too. Painfully.

>>35362183
I bet that's unironic use of a fucking stock photo too. Pathetic.

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>>35362183
Hey op, I've been in that exact same position. The self hate eventually became too much and I broke up with her for "her sake", which is just another word for running away. Good luck man

>>35362135
80's synth pop as well, but mostly folk punk and a little bit of chance the rapper

>>35362135
I like the overall aesthetic and sound of the 80s, and I actually lived it unlike some wrong generation types.

>>35362135
Prog is the only true robot genre.

>>35362026
What did you expect a 13y/o girl to do? Or was she like literally upset? Most grills are always giggly like that.

Anywhore's. I've fucked 8 grills now (25y) and I've never actually approached a grill and asked for her number, it always happened kinda spontaneous, or trough the internet.

>>35362026
Years of complete isolation and extreme poverty, a broken problematic family, long standing health issues and acute injury during a fight.

>>35362026
i've just got something light-hearted to keep it going OP

>be me
>pass both motorcycle tests
>acquire license
>hell yea
>go home from the riding school by bicycle with a big grin
>about take a right turn into my street
>see parents and neighbours are out awaiting me, mom must've told them I passed
>cool stuff, feel even more excited
>turn right
>the fucking rear wheel slips away
>fall just as I enter the street, everybody looks shocked
>leg is stuck in the damn bicycle
>struggling to get up
>hand bleeding
>younger kid stops to check if I'm alright

and that's how the celebration party for my motorcycle license started. as you can imagine I took a lot of remarks that day, as well as on my first ride.

Mio is hot as fuck

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>>35361978
>ywn rape Mio infront of the other K-on's

>>35361965
Go somewhere else then. You can have many traits as long as you are a failure socially and never fucked a woman. I, for example, am a neet that doesn't use piss jugs but lives with mommy and doesn't leave my room.

>>35361780
I'm not gay. I just want to be in a relationship with a man and have him rape me.

>>35361780

Yes, as a fellow gay man I also know this feel

I'm not gay but I do want to be a cute girl and marry a man and be the mother of his children.

Not gay though.

well that would certainly explain my innate desire to be filled with cum

i love swallowing cum, i rememver being really young and finding out that spitting wasnta meme, ffs, WHY?!

>>35361750

Tell me more of your love of swallowing cum

>>35361970
what else is there to say?

I love how it feels for my mouth to be pumped full of it, to have to take it and swallow it all
I've only dont it with 2 different guys but I fantasise about it all the time, that warm, specific taste as it explodes in my mouth and slides down my throat

i honestly cant imagine why anyone would spit, itseems rude if anything else

Capitalize your letters.

"lol" is heh

LOL is a more audible laugh.

There's also

Hahahahahha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The latter being a very hearty laugh. This obviously only works in IM. For posting it looks retarded.

just say it outright
>lmao im in tears

>>35361548
Lmao works for me as long as you forget its an abbreviation

It's usually because we actually just hate women.

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>>35361245
some have just given up on thrying to get a chick bc getting a trap is 'easier' idc I'm bi but id prefer a puss puss before dirty boy butthole

>>35361278
That's a fucking pathetic excuse for fucking a dude in the ass but i don't expect much from a closet/open homosexual who is so delusional you'll create ridiculous statements to make it seem rational when in reality you are still fucking a guy in the ass and enjoy looking at penis.

>>35361243
Teach me anon.
I might be talking to a qt now, but she never initiates and always answers 1 hour later.

I might be talking to some qt but she never initiates talking first. i wish that she would at least once, then i know im not annoying her and she wants to talk to me.

>>35361243
>tfw qt online gf(male)

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>>35360852
The Japanese or Chinese do not even come close

they spend 10000 hours in school learning to sculpt with plastic

>>35360852
DO NOT SUPPORT KOREA
THEY WILL DESTROY THE WESTERN WORLD
JAPAN HAS ALREADY FALLEN

Enjoy your Korean propaganda. The money goes straight to the theft of Takeshima, IP theft from Japanese companies, the spreading of historical revisionism overseas, the false conflation of Japanese culture and Korean "culture" and other "unfortunate incidents" such as the May 2013 Osaka stabbings, the AKB saw attack (look at the timing and the suspicious absence of a motive) and the Yoyogi Park dengue fever outbreak (imported by a foreign visitor in a country with extremely strict quarantine procedures, which sees near to no visitors from countries in which dengue fever is common? Color me suspicious. On top of that, the outbreak pattern screams "planned seeding" from miles away.)
If you still feel good about listening or looking at or supporting in any way this gook-shilling garbage, you are an enemy of everything even tangentially related to Japan and Japanese culture. Get the fuck off my Japanese imageboard if you can't support an idol group (or at least a subgroup) that isn't riding the Korea wave.

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>>35360841
Something like that. Post more brown girls.

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>Sorry anon, this ass is for those who submit to Allah and his prophet Muhammad (PBUH) only!

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>>35360875
Anonette from yesterday

>>35360566
I think this image is important

>>35360566
I used to lucid dream a lot on anti-depressants.
I don't think I have even once in the past 3 years.

I miss how amazing it felt.

I've had some success but my best lucid dreams came after considerable mental effort throughout the day in the preceding weeks - a process I've struggled to reproduce since.

>high school
i want underage to leave

>>35360404
I'm 18, in my 3rd year of high school. I'll turn 19 this year. Or is that called college in the US?

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>>35360390
How tf you can't speak your native language? Are you a complete fucking retard?

Whoa shit, what kind of tumor, buddy?

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>>35360298
It's in my brain.

is it benine ?? if so your fine i have had tumors before you pussy its not like its cancer.
If it is cancer its not a big deal you eventually come to terms with dieing when you have a certain amount of time left. For instance my kidneys are failing and it gets alot easier to deal with time and conjecture trust me anon

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>>35360234
>Want to get better at writing and orgainzation
>PTSD keeps distracting me from accomplishing what I want most days, and then I lose motivation and just play vidya or work on something else

And I mean actual PTSD not that tumblr PTSD shit. I stopped caring about a lot of other things a while ago. Seems like things are finally working out for me though since I got into some new hobbies.

>>35360234
Training and get fuckin laid, which is going pretty well. Going up in strength and hopefully I will finally become a normie

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>>35360234
>And what's holding you back?

FUCKING PHIMOSIS, SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HELP. GET RID OF IT!!!