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Reminder only muslims can be robots
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and robots
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>>35363866
The only true god is MY DICK!
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>>35363922
The only true dick is MY GOD!
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>2007 was aDECADE ago
Anyone els /runningoutoftime/
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>Jesus was born 2017 years ago
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>dinosaurs went extinct 65mil+ years ago
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>skyrim is half a decade old
I made one for the first time. At first I was going to try the balloon method but then this popped up in a video. Effortless to make. It's amazing. So tight I couldn't get it in at first, which is fun. I wasn't feeling crazy about it but then I realized I should heat the lube up in the microwave. Holy shit I kept burning my dick but it felt pretty great. Would recommend. This will keep me happy for a little bit.
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these suck, after a while my dick makes it loose then i have to grip it.I treat it like nuclear waste and throw it away very discreetly
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>>35363782
>Holy shit I kept burning my dick but it felt pretty great.
I think I'll pass on any advice you have to give.
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>>35363782
>kept burning my dick
I don't think anything's worth burning my dick.
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>actually get invited to do something with a group of people
>all they talk about is drugs and sex
>proceed to be quiet for whole time
How the fuck am I supposed to make friends without doing either of those.
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what do you have against drugs?
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>>35363685
>not being a normie and talking about other things besides drugs and sex
that's what people talk about because those things are exciting, even though they are not that interesting
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>>35363693
I don't use drugs of any kind.
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What event made you racist?
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I lived next to blacks once.
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Racism is just pattern recognition. Anybody who claims to not be racist hasn't actually have to deal with blacks
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>>35363632
Watching worldstarhiphop before it got cleaned up.
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>haha, im bored, here's a selfie :p
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Yeah it's not like /r9k/ ever does this
Shoehorning a well-lit deliberately angled picture of their face designed to make them look as attractive possible in places nobody asked for
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i love when my friends send me selfies / voice notes lol and videos :)
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>>35363599
oh em gee your cute...
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I feel good this year. Anyone else?
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>>35363165
Posting roasties(female) on /r9k/ should be prohibited.
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>>35363165
Yeah, started therapy and feeling really good about myself, hopefully I'll start applying for jobs within the year.
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>>35363165
It's been a shit year. Every month I've had a medical issue. January had to get a colonoscopy due to excessive and persistent rectal bleeding. February has to get an emergency appendectomy (just a mere 2 weeks after the colonoscopy. Then 2 weeks after the appendectomy in March I came down with an upper respiratory infection, and now I've caught the common cold on top of that. 2017 is trying to kill me. Can't wait to see what medical problem I'll have in April
>aye white boy stop crying on your computer all day and go out and fuck sum bitches
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c-can you help me tyrone? find some white girl for me pls
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>>35363085
it's not that easy delonte
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>>35363085
wow he is short
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How do i act when people disrespect me but in a passive way?
I have a prof who's constantly calling me out and embarrassing me in this weird playful way, for example:
when taking notes and everyone is quite he will start talking to me about a hobby of mine or some other stupid topic really loudly and puts me on the spot. SInce im a sperg i look like a complete retard and he knows this. He only does this to me what do i do to get him to fuck off and respect me but not look like a pussy or a faggot. I thought the bullying would be over after high school but i was wrong
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i have friends who do this
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Uppercut
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start hitting on him
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Who here /talkstothemselves/?
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I talk loudly and have long conversations with myself. I hate myself for it.
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yeah when I get slightly stressed out I can hold entire meetings by myself about the stuff I'm doing/have to do. it's kind of harmless I think. why do you hate yourself for it ?
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>>35362740
when I'm in a good mood I talk to myself as I do things sometimes in third person, when I get mad I call myself shit.
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Because I see it as a sort of substitute to actual conversation. I have something, an idea, an interest, and I'd love to talk about it with another human being, but no one is available. So I talk to myself, get wound up, then realize that I've wasted a bunch of time and that I'm still alone. I feel the whole exercise is absolutely pointless, and yet I keep doing it.
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>you'll never be attractive in any way, shape or form
>you're destined to grow old - bitter and alone
How do you deal with these feels?
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>>35362603
you'll probably find someone that likes you.
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I play the sims so I can pretend I have a wife and family, you should try it.
It gets really bad for a while when I remember my sims have lived more fulfilling lives than I ever will though
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>>35362603
I don't. I just play lots of video games and do lots of work to distract myself.
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>gay robots get told to go back to /lgbt/
>/lgbt/ full of normalfag sluts who have been in dozens of relationships
Why aren't we welcome here? /lgbt/ isn't robot friendly.
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/lgbt/ may as well be called /t/ anyway for all the diversity of subject matter it has these days
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>OP's a boy
>I'm a boy
>OP won't date me anyway
Go away, gay Chad
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gays can't be robots desu
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>you will never be as attractive as you want
>you will never be as charismatic as you want
>you will never be as intelligent as you want
>you will never be as cool as you want
>you will never have the kind of sex or any other kind fun you want
>you will never not repulse people
>you will never be good enough at what you're passionate about
>you have an irreparably, irreconcilably fucked up mind
>you will die with crushing regret
>you're too much of a coward to end your life on your own terms
>you're doomed to a miserable life and there's nothing you can do about it
What do?
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>>35362510
Who cares. It's all pointless anyways. The cool, attractive, and intelligent people will die, just like you will. So eat Cheetos and get high because it's the only pleasure robots get in life.
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Can you try not to ass blast the board with depression when you feel like it, thanks
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>>35362510
Well I agree with the anons above. Drugs don't discriminate. Their pleasure is absolute. So use and abuse them. It's tge ultimate pleasure in life.
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Green eyes checking in
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>tfw asian
I lost before it even started.
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I have green eyes, man. Too bad I'm never outside so no one can 3her see them.
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>>35362465
>dark green eyes
still pretty good but a little disappointing
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https://discord.gg/vRPy9Sk
All browsers are welcome and the rules are usually lax. We invite other boards for fun sometimes. Get comfy with us
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besto server in r9k history
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>>35362439
>another unwanted discord thread
>faggots from the discord bump it
>thread is deleted
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There's a buttload of people but it isn't moving too fast. It's okay. The music channel is abnormally good though.