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Never seen one of these before. Who do you watch? is it everything you do all day?
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>>35366536
Anon, you're not supposed to focusedly WATCH streams. You keep them on in the background on your other monitor for company.
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>>35366645
i unironically watch just streams for hours every day. no hate.
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>>35366536
literally the only thing i do is watch DansGaming all day.
He's my only friend and he has no idea who i am.
DanSad

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Me, monthly:

>100 for groceries
>30 dollars for cellphone
>700 for rent and all utilities

umm, yeah, that's pretty much it. I buy bus tickets too I guess, but anyway, just round it up to 1000 and I make about twice that a month. I live very comfortably doing next to nothing. No netflix subscriptions, or xbox live or any random crap like that. I save so much money because I have a two tier savings system. The buffer account and the real account. If my buffer account gets too full as it usually does, I roll it over into the real savings that I never touch. If something happens I need money for, first I would use my day to day account, and if that doesn't cover it, I take it out of the buffer account.
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>>35366403
If that's all you do then you need to find something to put worth in. That's about my budget and I make agonist triple that.
I spend most of my money on traveling internationally.
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>>35366403
>100 for groceries

I'm assuming you cook big batches of food and freeze them. what kind of meals do you eat anon?
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>>35366403
>1750 budget

>100 food
>160 car insurance
>40 cell phone
>120 gas
>650 rent + ultilities
>50 internet
>9 for online software
>60 miscellaneous
>561 put in savings

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Someone please convince me that Hell isn't real. I want to kill myself, but I am too much of a pussy to risk being tortured forever.
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>>35366328
There is no god on earth faggot
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>>35366328
If there is a hell, we are in it
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>>35366328
>he doesn't want to hang out with best bros Lucifer, Beelzebub and Ashtaroth
>he doesn't want to tap hot succubus pussy
I shiggy diggy doo

Who wants to be my anime teacher and watch anime with me?

I've watched several anime:
deathnote(my favorite), attack on titan(1st season), a few seasons of sword art online, and cowboy bebop(my second favorite).

Post your resume and discord below.
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Don't be scared by my trump picture I only like him for the memes don't worry
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maybe ill watch naruto
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>>35366207
Cowboy Bebop.
Again.

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There's a gun right in front of you. What do you do with it? Kill someone? Go on a rampage? Kill yourself? Tell me what you'd do with that gun, anon.
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>>35366105

Sell it to a black guy
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>>35366105
Stick it up my ass of course.
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>>35366105
I always keep a loaded gun by my bedside. My dad gave it to me years ago.

It unironically makes me feel safe from the scary noises at night that I assume are monsters.

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any basketball NEETs online? Watch any good NBA games lately?
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The rockets-spurs game last night was pretty good. Still don't get Harden though. People say he's a MVP candidate but I just don't see it.Kawaii is a robot, possibly autistic
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>20 unread books on my shelf
>declining grades
>not spending time on music hobbies
>still follow the NBA religiously
kill me
how do i quit loving the game?
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basketball jones checking in. Celtics fan. Suns game the other day killed me.

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What's her name, robots?

>Victoria
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>>35366058
Nora
Noretta
Norina
Norella
Noruccia


Nora
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Yui


olimpcio
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>>35366058
Alice. Her name is Alice:(

>Looking at pictures of places you'll never get to visit, let alone live at

What is this feeling called

I hate it but I can't stop
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It's like screenshots, into stories I could be apart of but will forever be denied from.
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Or maybe it's a desire to see something new. I've lived in the same state all 23 years of my life.
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Maybe I just have a mental problem where comfy pics cause pain along with pleasure.

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Do any robots have HIV ? How and what is life like ?
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How would a robot get HIV?
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>>35365830
No but one time I thought I had it because I couldnt get tested so I researched how people with HIV live and basically life sucks

turned me to abstinence T B H
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>>35365830
I do
I have to take pills every day. That's about it, really.

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>Welcome to Japan, Anon! What brings you here?
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OPEN UP
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>>35365658
The internet said that asian women love BIG WHITE COCK
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>>35365658
The pedo eromanga.

my iphone was on but then i dropped it and it went off and wont turn back on even though it was charged just a minute ago.

i have notes and photos on there that i cant lose.
its charging with the red battery icon on the screen and sometimes goes to the white screen with the black apple logo

but im worried it wont actually turn back for real.

fucking help me, i can not have lost this stuff.

and i dont think it was too bad of a drop and it was in a case
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>>35365576
Why can't you lose it cause you 17 and mad gay?
Phones break take new pictures what ever
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>>35365657
Can you please clarify what you meant.
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Transfer the data to your PC then buy a new phone. Anything except Google and Microsoft is better than Apple.

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>Be me
>Go to Psych
>Tell them I'm extremely attracted to prepubescent girls and want to fuck them
>Have to go to Police Station for 3 hours

Last time I get help from Normies.
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>>35365574
What happened at the police station?
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>>35365584
Interviewed me, profiled me, took fingerprints and a mug shot.

Apparently I have to give a DNA sample at some point too.
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>>35365574
anon, I've been to prison, and whenever a guy like you into anime and faggotry showed up, trust me, it was like Christmas.

This one guy was alone and looking a bit scared, I had him for a while until I got let out. Best asshole ever that boi had, nice and tight.

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H-how do you cuddle with a girl!?
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You have to wrap your arms around tight and your legs around tight and then you put your face close to hers please dont fucking leave me please i cant take it anymore
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>>35365562
Fuck man this is too real :(((
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>>35365276
You just kind of smash your bodies together. The only thing that really matters is that you like each other.

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>ITT: Post a pic of your neet-cave

Pic related (it's mine)
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>>35365210
Quite messy. Can't see everything, but it looks like it would be a nice room when cleaned up.
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>>35365260

Comfy settings, I'm impressed.
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>>35365260
Zero taste.
The sad part is you tried.

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>one shot at life
>born blonde
JUST
U
S
T
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>one shot at life
>slam my dick in the car door
fuck me
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>>35365183
Why is it bad to be blonde? I am too and I like it
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>one shot at life
>born skinnymanlet

EL JUSTO
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