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You have a gun with one bullet and 4 people in front of you:
>a feminazi
>a tradcon
>a chad
>a stacy
Who do you kill?

>no bullet curving, lining them up for single shot, etc.

pic unrelated, I don't watch loli anime but she has a gun
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You, for thinking GochiUsa is a 'loli anime.'
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>>35378860
Me.
Any more question?
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>>35378860
myseIf

originally tho

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Is average robot smarter than average normie?
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less functionally smart
more smart in the abstract
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>>35378693
Depends. Women and niggers do lower the average IQ of normies quite a bit.

I guess if you only included white and asian male normies, then the answer is probably no, since there are a lot of scientists, engineers, and other skilled professionals in their ranks
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No evidence to support such a claim.

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>ice cold and mostly incapable of love
>suffer from anhedonia and few things interest me
>am fascinated by normal people who can feel intense emotions
>enjoy e-dating people for this reason, so that I can feed on their emotional reactions whenever I break their hearts and tell them that I've never held romantic feelings for them
>have been the fiance to three women and the fiancee to eight men, all of whom I dumped abruptly when they were at the peak of their passion and euphoria
>that's not even counting all the girls I've been a 'boyfriend' to and the guys I've been a 'girlfriend' to that never reached fiance or fiancee status

Does anyone else do this? It really is fascinating, the amount of love and emotion that normal human beings can pour into another person.
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>>35378332

I am much more fascinated by the incoherence of the information you have given so far.
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>>35378377
You mean that I've been a girlfriend and boyfriend, a fiance and fiancee? Simple, I just pretend to be a girl when trying to attract guys, so I'm their girlfriend/fiancee in their eyes.
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>>35378377
OP suffers from depression and plays pretend wife/husband/gf/bf in chatrooms to feel good about himself.

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>wagie thinks he can outsmart the NEET
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>>35378321

>be neet
>survive on gubnit handouts that could be slashed / stopped at any given moment
>smart

Here's your reply m'dude
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>>35378321
wagies will never learn. which is good for us NEETs.
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>>35378345
>survive on a job that can be outsourced, downsized or eliminated at any time
How cute.

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>women have an International Day
>men don't

How robots feel about this?
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>>35378289
""""""equality"""""" is a joke
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>>35378289
Every other day of the year is men's day
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Every day is men's day fucking shitlord. Come back and complain when women are making as much as men.

What a fucking joke you jaded virgins are.

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I have 18 years old and 12,5 cm, i am really
sad about this, how small should a 1,83 tall person
should have?
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>>35378242
6'2 and the same size.
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>>35378242
Im 185cm tall and 7"(18cm), genetics, blame your ancestors for never getting big dick genes in the pool
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>>35378242

23 7''

Also fuck metric. I only use real measuring systems.

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>tfw no highly trained gf
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tfw no muzzies to beat up as a constable.
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can anyone hook me up with weed in birmingham?

Original please.
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>Implying mai waifu isn't highly trained

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Wizard here. My mom wants to set me up with her friend's daughter, she's 17 turning 18 in a couple months. I'm 33 turning 34 this year. Should I do it? Will people think I'm a weirdo? 17 is legal here by the way and her parents approve of me because they've know me for a long time but even so she's half my age.
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>>35378047
bait but relationships with such far gaps never work and will not seem natural
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Literally living the dream if she's virgin and qt.
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People will think you're a creeper bit that's just jealousy. Do it fag.

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Why do we employ literal retards and downeys for basic slave labor when some people who actually need work are ignored?
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retoast
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Because muh humanism

The Enlightenment was a mistake
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>>35378002
>NEETS are so pathetic ACTUAL retards beat them out for jobs
Top KEK.

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You'd have a gf by now if the axis had won WW2.
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>>35377952
the bad guys always win...
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>>35377952
I wouldn't be alive if the Axis won WWII, because not only would my great grandfather on my dad's side have died in an attempted invasion of Japan, but my grandfather on my mom's side was a kid in Britain at the time, and he probably wouldn't have been able to leave.
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>>35377987
and it wouldn't be better?

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Fembots when was the last time you received a complement?
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About four weeks ago when my supervisor said my code looked neat and orderly.
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Moments ago on tinder. There is almost as much thirst on tinder as this board.
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3 days ago when my friend said what i was wearing was nice

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>tfw you wrote a trashy ass rap

https://soundcloud.com/nofaceoni/rolex-on-my-wrist
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you need to take it somewhere else after a while. i'd start off by learning some production yourself and figuring out chord progressions to make it interesting. you don't have to ditch your style for that, altough if you want to make repeated words interesting - which is possible, you need to add some effects or variations. if a track keeps hanging on the same note AND the same lyrics without justifying it with something special, there's a good chance people are gonna stop listening and you won't be remembered either.
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>>35377747
it's kind of trash on purpose, i'm trying to emulate these mumble rappers that have been getting famous lately. i spent a week writing a rap that was nothing but straight bars and though it had some really good lyricism, cadence etc it wasnt all that catchy to me. appreciate the input
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>>35377767
> i'm trying to emulate these mumble rappers that have been getting famous lately

you get that across which shows promise but your sound is in a young stage, undeveloped. you need your own big ass trademark on top of that ideal you're shooting for. people like art in excessiveness (i.e. very loud/extreme/brutal/fucked up/lazy/romantic/sad). especially when you're starting out it's good to go with to a sort of trademark that sticks in people's heads. what makes you better than yung lean ? what will you offer that he and the other mumbling rappers won't ? it's completely up to you to make people crazy with that and get them to line up in front of a venue you're hitting.

shoot me your skype or whatever and I'm down to help you out with future tracks. I do production as well as general recording/mixing so a collab isn't out of the picture if you're up for it.

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>tfw stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to bone and brain
>tfw could have been born as anything throughout history but just happen to be born as a human right as we approach our most exciting times
>tfw missed a cure by ~20 years
>tfw gonna die of a parasitic cellular disease just before we harness AI and transcend human foibles and saturate the stars
>tfw just missed out on immortality
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But anon! You might get pity sex bro haha woahhhhhh
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>not realizing our consciousness is already immortal
>wanting to be confined to your mortal coil

Good goy
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>>35377644
>not realizing our consciousness is already immortal
[citation needed]

Girls sometimes give me numbers and emails, but are not quick to meet up (I don't use other social media for communication).

They flake often, do not respond, etc...

I think it might be my personality or style of communication, but not totally sure.

I know that LMS crowd will often say "it is your face/body/height", but let us look at the cold hard stats here (no e-stat):

> 31

> 6'2'' and 6'3'' with shoes

> About 195 - 200 lbs with 15% bf. Jacked with v-taper (I work out almost every day). Have showed my body pics to different forums and was confirmed that I have a good body for fucking.

> Very confident, extroverted, outgoing, no stuttering, no spastic reactions, no autism, calm, collected, can chat up any girl anywhere and am generally friendly, well spoken, know several languages and broad information on multiple disciplines. I have improved mentally a lot since I started treating my prolonged depression problem.

> Aggressive and competitive, confrontational even.

> Well off. For my location I'm somewhere in the top 5-10% of earners and on my way to get into 1% and then 0.1%. And it shows via top of the line brand clothes (I'm talking Hermes, Burberry, LV here). Driven as fuck.

> Very clean skin.

> Not balding.

> Deep set eyes.

> Strong jaw.

> Straight and white teeth.

> No problems with smelly breath or anything like that.

> Have good jobs which indicate high status.

> Have good education.
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I don't want to brag, but I'm just putting it out there so people don't say "lift" and "take a shower". I probably lift more frequently than you. I have invested a lot of energy, time, money into maxing out my looks, fixing any visual issues I had. I do get compliments, I have been into a long term relationship where I was loved deeply, but I broke it off, because I wanted to fuck around.

I mostly approach IRL, I hate online dating and all that shit. I'm not approaching overly young girls or anything like that. I approach girls anywhere in age range of 20-32. Although I do look "younger" than my years. I've been give age that is my age -5. So I guess younger girls would actually find me MORE attractive. I have no problems escalating, touching, etc...I'm quite sexual and have high T which is probably the reason why I am aggressive and horny.

So when everything seems to be good on paper and girls I communicate with daily and work with seem to be into me the random girls I approach on streets seem to be more distant. An example for a recent visit at shrinks office: an actually anorexic and acne ridden girl who I for some extremely strange reason found attractive did not even respond to my email. So in her head I am lower than her. And I actually wrote a polite, yet confidently stated e-mail that I basically want to take her out for a coffee. I figured I should be less aggressive with a shy girl that has issues.
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>>35377478
You are boring as fuck
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>>35377478
>>35377484
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Now look at my stats and look at the fact that this girl is most likely with low self-esteem, acne and anorexia and she did not look too sophisticated or rich as well. I am surprised I found her attractive. Yet she did not give me her phone and has not responded to mail. So, can you explain this? I mean, you will say "she is not interested", but can you tell me why exactly?

Look at the stats again. It's not like I'm some average Joe, autist or a creep/virgin/incel, etc...I'm confident in my sexual abilities, have had relationships, actually have girls in my work engage me and be very friendly and even show interest, but for girls that I meet via cold approaches something just never clicks. I'm not really that desperate either.

I know there are more girls out there. I will just keep approaching, but let's say I just want to increase my conversion rates.

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why dont you read this book

charles manson used this book to manipulate people, so it works
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Im sure Micheal Phelps read a book once, that book must of led to natural innate talent unlocking.
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>>35377410
I'm not inclined to be manipulative. I don't want to influence people.
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>>35377410
Its not a bad book, but if its dated. Plus if you follow it to the letter you'll be the worlds biggest pushover. Still if you are completely lost on how to deal with normies its a decent first step.

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