>less addictive than sugar bro
Straight to the dome bruuuuh
>legalize marijuana
>people stop obsessing over it
>the next "bad" drug is meth/heroine/LSD and no one is going to bother with those because the risk isn't worth the high
>try weed right around exactly a year ago
>fast forward a few months, am smoking literally every day
>2 weeks ago run out (but have the means to get more, easily)
>decide I've had enough
>quit cold turkey without craving it again
>you will never be a teenager again
>you will never have a teenager love
>you will never lost your virginity with your fist 15yo girlfriend
>you cant go back and change the past
really makes me think
>>35382864
this is what makes me so sad, I will never experience that first, pure love. Fucking kill me.
>>35382864
>teenage years were so shitty that never being a teen again is a good feel
Once you take off the rose colored glasses you'll remember how not having any independence sucked ass
>>35382864
Good I hate teenagers, maybe you don't remember but being a teen fucking sucked -- at least as adults we can drink our shitty life away.
>tfw she fucking hates me
>tfw shes blocked me on like 3 different accounts
>tfw still message her and tell her im not giving up
>>35382783
I can relate too much. But why? In my case she didn't tell me to stop talking to her. She doesn't know if she needs me. So I still have some hope. Or maybe she just loves torturing me?
>>35382783
>>35383105
Christ, you beta fags are pathetic. What made you this way?
>>35382783
anon. pls stop. don't do this to yourself. she's probably gloating about how she has you on her soil. you are better than that. you can do better than that. i believe in you.
The girl at McDonalds smiled at me today. Should I go in boys?
I really think she's into me.
>>35382505
She smiled at you because it's her job, not because she cares about you. I've made this mistake before.
>>35382505
With retail/service workers, they're paid to look friendly. This isn't really a sign in either direction. But what the hell, why not? Fortune favors the bold.
I've recently become neet and been staying inside most of the time. It's still pretty good though I think. Thinking about getting a job soon. Also thinking about buying more energy drinks. I've got 26min till the store closes and it's 7min away. Should I stay indoors and drink water or venture into the scary outdoors and get snacks?
Snack snack
Do yum yum snack snacks!
Just don't forget to charge the snack wagon before you go.
Kinda comfy but could be comfier.
Also are you in college/uni? Looks like a dorm room
you must pick one to defend you, the other three will try to kill you.
>>35382385
For me it has to be the Big Guye.
>>35382385
Top left, and here are my reasons why
Top left guy is trustworthy and has a proper fighting technique, yet will be weak to those with more crude or cheap fighting styles
>Top right would try to maintain a proper yet flawed style, easily outmatched by top left who uses his superior technique and strength to best top right
>Bottom left has a weapon, and from that is a formidable force, yet his swings are predictable and can easily be read by the man on the top left who will then disarm bottom left and easily beat bottom left in hand-to-hand combat
>bottom right is the counter to top left and uses cheap tactics and his environment to much better use than top left (who still tries to maintain his form and is easily beat by bottom right's antics), yet top left will still have his skill and endurance to try and close the distance between bottom right and his devious antics, but the outcome is unpredictable and bottom right has a completely equal chance of winning. The only reason I wouldn't choose bottom right to defend me is he is unpredictable, and would leave me to die to defeat his opponent if he deems it necessary
>>35382385
which one would you let pound your boipucci?
Did you know that you eat an average of 4 spiders in your sleep each year?
>>35382213
Fun fact: did you know that op eats an average of 10 dicks every night?
>>35382213
Fake news.
This has been proven false many times.
Check this 2
>2 spider threads on the front page
>tfw deathly afraid of spiders
>that kid who would wear the same hoodie every day
>that kid who became a hardcore supporter of communism
>that kid who got caught looking up porn on the school computers
>that kid who found that thehentaisites were unblocked
>that kid who would ask other people what they got on their test so that he could tell them that his score was higher
fuck that kid
>>35382102
>that kid who became a hardcore supporter of communism
>tfw me
I didn't reveal my powerlevel too often though
Ok, /r9k/.
I will help you guys out.
Do this and you will get gf (assuming you're not total genetic trash). You don't have to do all of it, but doing enough of it will make sure you get gf.
>Learn how to fuck (will also make you more confident)
https://www.omgyes.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot?oldformat=true
>Be rich and high status (will also make you more confident)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5OnPJoZG8A
http://www.jstor.org/stable/2091961?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19302732
http://www.akademiai.com/doi/abs/10.1556/JEP.12.2014.1.1
https://books.google.se/books?id=6a0qAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA107&lpg=PA107&dq=psychology+why+women+prefer+older+men&source=bl&ots=y7TYlU-x1q&sig=acFoNYB01AJlL2jGokVjaUmqA3w&hl=en&sa=X&ei=vMU-Vf3zOtOmyASngYGgDw&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=psychology%20why%20women%20prefer%20older%20men&f=false
>Just be confident bro
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/147470491301100107
http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/advice/2168-science-explains-why-confidence-scores-you-dates/
>Start lifting, i.e. >>>/fit/ (will make you more confident)
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0146167207303022
>Be kind
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886914003626
http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/is_kindness_physically_attractive
>>35381957
OP here.
Had some problems with the spam filter. So I won't post the links to the research articles...
Here are some other smaller ways.
>Look older
>Grow a light beard
>Wear red
>Have a dog
>Have scented deodorant
>Eat garlic
>Do volunteer work
>Get scars and show them off
Now.
If you're white.
>GET WHITE GF AND MAKE WHITE BABIES!
>>35381957
>>Start lifting, i.e. >>>/fit/ (will make you more confident)
Stopped reading there. I don't have time to waste on that shit when I have a career to build up.
What will eating garlic do?
>You will never be a spider
>You will never burrow yourself a comfy home
>You will never coat your home in your web, and only come out maybe once a month to feed and return
>>35381940
>Wanting to be in a bug infested hole of literal shit, and eating bugs that taste awful every day
OP you owe it to yourself to read "KUMO DESU GA, NANI KA?"
>>35382082is it english or weebspeak
>"Get in the mother fucking car, Femanon."
>>35381682
a-alright handsome Squidward...
You have to buy all my pals on /r9k/ tendies while we're out, though.
>>35381682
that guy overdosed on handsome
never overdose on handsome
>>35381682
lmao he's got all the good bits but they're all placed wrong and it makes him ugly
Have any of you guys talked to a girl lately? Do you plan on asking her out?
Online? Yes, constantly.
In real life? No, almost never.
And no.
I don't talk to people in general, so no.
>>35381524
>Have any of you guys talked to a girl lately?
YES
>Do you plan on asking her out?
NO. I will rape her.
>he pays for a girl's meal on their first date
Is there a bigger sign of a beta cuckold than this?
>he takes her to the movies for their first date and expects anything more than friendzone
>>35381436
What is wrong with this? Please explain. Doesn't everyone enjoy a movie?
>>35381512
>sitting in silence with someone you barely know on the first date
fucking virgins
>don't take drugs/pills
>need to get tons of work done
should i get a red bull?
Do you make your own coffee or do you buy it from the gas station/coffee shop/drive-thru?
Have you tried french press? Have you tried just adding more grounds?
>>35381373
Just buy 5 hr energies op
>>35381413
i make my own and always overpour grounds
no fp sadly :(
/r9k/ what do you think about Diablo 2? I feel like this is the best game ever made. I have played every possible clone of D2 but nothing can just match this game at all, there is something special about it, especially its music. So what do you guys think?
>>35381253
no reply to my vidya thread for an old game, but tons of replies to those fembots thread. this place really is dead.
>>35381253
Path of Exile is better desu. Ideal would be PoE mechanics/builds/skills in the world of D2 with the smoothness of D3.
Diablo 2 was great, good good times doing pvp.
Who /barb duels/?