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>>35386780
>Friend

Fuck off. Why are you here?

>>35386809

>caring about people with friends

You should be more concerned with normies and roasties invading this board. Not to mention mega fags posting cute-boy threads and trap threads.

He's taking the redpill anon

You should take it too

thanks for reminding me john

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>>35386606

nice eyebrows faggot

>>35386586
I'm 6'0" and weigh 130 lbs. I started working our 5 times a week and started eating a lot more protein. I don't feel bigger but I feel a lot better going about my day

>>35386630
just remember: you are making progress everyday. it just takes some time before you notice.

ALSO: buy preworkouts. shits magic.
ALSO: follow a strenght program for your first 3-6 months. need some strenght before you can train for gainz optimally.

i would recommend the program SS or SL.
remember to eat enough.
make sure to use correct form for the most optimal training.
don't ego lift.

wish i had known this stuff when i started.

>>35386630
focus alot on getting enough calories aswell.
you could eat 130g protein, and still not get enough calories.

calories > protein in your case.
if you get enough of both, then you will get big in no time.

6'0 is also a great height for lifting. not too small, not too tall.
>6'5'' and im getting slow as fuck gainz

>>35386554
gommunism is bad, mkay

>>35386554
You're literally ignoring like 5000 years of history, a ton of shit that's in that small island to the east actually originated in China, but for the last 700 years it's gotten repeatedly fucked, first by nomad tribes, then by foreign powers, then by Mao Tse-Tung (Well, specifically the cultural revolution). You don't walk away from that shit without a scratch. Also, western countries typically aren't well educated on eastern civilization.

lol chinas in fluence on japan is so massive that japs actually adopted the chinese wrotten language
nice job ignoring atleast 3000 yrs of history from literally the most influential nation in history of all time

>>35386464
>Want to be a girl
>My index is longer than my ring finger
I hate myself

>>35386464
Kk, bye guys

>>35386464
It's longer on my left hand but shorter on right. What does that mean? Can I be a cyborg?

stfu you edgy teen cunt

>>35386329
>Maybe humans aren't supposed to think about these things too much. I think about shit like this all the time. I don't know if it's me or the world but something is clearly fucked. Maybe both.
They are not.

Congratulations OP, you've had an existential crisis. You now have four options: live discontented, kill yourself, convince yourself that religion is real, or just try to have as much fun as you can until you die.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

>ignored by robots
This is why you'll be forever alone.

>robot
>wanting a gf that goes to clubs and parties
>wanting a gf that will drag you around to more parties you wont want to go to and will think your hobbies are degenerate
wew

>>35386296
>"If you want to lose weight or gain muscle, go to the gym!"
>go to the public gym
>go to private gyms
>always sitting there by myself, too awkward to get on a machine or pick up any free weights

Great """""advice."""""

>WOW I'M PRESSING BUTTONS AND IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING

Your life gets significantly better once you stop superficially comparing yourself to other people

she wasn't born working for IGN, or a DJ, or with the level of artistic talent she has as a 23 year old. She practiced those things until she got gud at them. You can do the same thing if you try especially since you're financially secure.

>works for ign
That would make me want to kill myself

you're just a brainlet like me anon
nothing you can do
maybe its the fluoride in the water

>friday
>currently wednesday afternoon

You're honestly fucked, OP

Listen to me OP. Ivyfag here. Chances are, your exams are much easier than mine. That's just me talking because ivyfags think they have it harder. It may be true, it may not be. Who knows?

If you went to class, you will do fine. If not, you need to buckle down now. If there's practice exams available, do those FIRST before anything else.

Also, don't listen to music, especially with lyrics. Just don't listen to music at all.

>>35385886
I'll watch it for you anon
I'll keep it safe

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I'm really sorry. My arm bumped it while I wasn't looking

>>35385640
Anon if you consider that girl cute just look in a trashcan jesus

>>35385640
They're not meant for us.

>>35385677
But that girl is cute.
Really cute.

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Bump Original desu gejejrkndnsnd

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>>35385408
>"awesome omega male"
>proceeds to describe a beta male

>>35385408
>omega males
>posts and handsome but slightly rugged alpha
>probably talks about how great they are to settle down with after getting fucked by chads

Its ok asian men and latin men have it the hardest when it comes to dating.

Too many Negative stereotypes be it small dick or criminality

>>35385176
yes, anything but niggers

>>35385197

since when did black guys have it easy when it comes to dating?

then go to school and then the gym and get stupid wealthy and get any whore you want. fuck off if that's what you want so badly. god. whiny ass faggot.

>>35385083
You should be dating girls younger than you. You can drive, right? Have money? They love that shit.

>ITS NOT FAIR
It's not genetics and its not height, what's your excuse?

just get laid you autist

>>35385098
>just have sex with filthy sluts then you'll like and respect them

Found the roastie

>still caring about women
Time to ascend and stop giving a shit, op.