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You are eating too much chinese food.

>Decapitated a prostitute in movie theater
>In the lobby repeatedly cum in the disembodied head in front of everyone
Pretty alpha dream desu

I mostly have /boringdreams/ or forget them :(
Only ducked up thing in a dream is
>be in some mineshaft with family
>try to find a way out
>see another woman holding her baby
>they tell us to go away
>we do so
>dad fell down a endless deep hole
>rip
>come back and find woman with baby again scared in a corner
>there is some big wolf looking at the woman and her baby
>mom and woman are at a higher place for some reason
>wolf kills woman
>my mom takes her baby and throws it to me to save the baby
>scared because mom is there with wolf
>wolf jumps for me and kills baby
>wolf becomes some kind of alien and tells us "there bombs"
>I have bombs in my hand, instead of a dead baby ,to get out of the mineshaft
>Wake up
Probanly played too much Bloodborne because the wolf was from there and the mineshaft was like the dungeons

>>35358851
This is fucking incredible. Top Notch OP

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>>35358851
fucking hilarious
origmale

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>all that just to smell some feet

>>35358771
>If I convert to Islam will I get a cute submissive wife that thinks I'm her master?
No

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>>35358771
Yes. I've been friends with a muslim girl in high school and kinda orbited her. She had a crush on another muslim chad like idiot but said if I converted then she'd fuck me. Funny because she used to do shit like resting her feet on my lap during class so it was obvious. She had a fat ass too.


But deus vult.

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>>35358771
No.

Men are raping boys en mass in the middle east because they can't get a women without raiding and killing men in towns and stealing their children for marriage. There isn't enough to go around with that lifestyle and most men go without so they rape young boys they're grooming into soldiers. If you're lucky you can get a worn out widow.

European invaders ala migrants are literally raping each other en mass as well and the children they bring over and it's not enough. They rape the eurpean MEN and women whatever they can get their hands on.

Why do you think they get promised their 72 virgins.

If getting married is all you sadfucks want then do you want to know where you can really get a wife from?

Hutterite Colonies or similar..

I think you're Fucking Psycho.

>>35358283
she's best girl

>>35358283
i think she's really cute OP
what do you and her like to do together?

>spineless self hating fish faced unintelligible flat social parasites

they're barely human

They still believe in gender roles, and aren't loud mouthed whores

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>you will never be a qt asian girl

lol bai

>>35358065

Do it faggot, kill yourself and film it for our entertainment plox lolzors.

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>>35358065

This is the closest I've got to comfy on my work pc, anon. Don't kill yourself.

>>35357700
that's a fancy way to express the act of self love.

agp doesn't last forever, you know

especially once you pass 25 and life catches up with you, what with increased body hair, balding, etc


enjoy it while you can get it though, but understand it's a transient thing

>>35357745
not if I keep taking hormones and get electrolysis lel

Not agp though, I'm just a faggot

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y-y-yes p-please

>Originallyacomment

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LEAVE ME ALONE CHAD, ITS A BIRTH CONDITION REEEEE

>>35357780

Is this actually a thing?

I'm so sorry anon.

Same. Don't bother anon, do it the night before.

>>35357577
You probably have chronic depression

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>>35357577
I'm free from those burdens when you're an idiot all expectations drop to zero

>>35357314
>work out hard
>see slight progress
>give up because I'm 5'6 and it will be obvious that I'm compensating

>tfw look hideous when I grow out my hair because of terribly receded hairline and temples
>can't shave it all because then look even worse due to my round face and facial features unfit for a buzzcut

>>35357314
>tfw same
>as original as it can be

It's an /r9k/ essential. School shooter nu-male core.

>>35357120
School shooters and nu-males are two completely different audiences.

Are there any other /r9k/core albums I should listen to?

>>35356830
pink master race

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>>35356830
I don't get it. But I guess RBG?
Or black
Or purple

>>35356830
Tjis might be the most pointless thread I've ever seen here and that's saying a lot

>and they're all just as crazy as regular women
Traps are the biggest memes I've ever seen.

Trap fetishists just want an acceptable gray area where they can be gay but still be socially (especially personally) accepted.

Trannies just have a romanticized idea of what it means to be a woman. Its not all that different from being a man except for the "life on easy mode" meme, which has varying levels of truth to it.

Ideally we'll reach a point with science where a person can straight up choose to be genuinely female or male but we've got a long way to go so people are stuck settling for pumping their bodies full of hormones and submitting themselves to expensive painful surgeries.

Life is weird, man.

>>35356246
why do you like penises so much?

>>35355787
That article is as much bullshit as the claims of her being right wing/aryan. The only proof it provides for her being jewish are the lyrics of one of her songs which can be applied to any conservative family/religion

Her full name is Taylor Swiftstein

>>35356071
Schnellstein

>>35345118
We just like the attention.

It's like an addiction, i want to leave you miserable loser alone but i can't seem to leave this place.

>>35345678
either be my bully gf or GET OUT

>>35345678
Kill yourself please, gun , acid , overdose i dont care just end it!