what if every one got dubs
What if I do right now?
>>39283761
not bad but try this on for size
>>39283816
Pretty solid singles.
whats the most normie thing you'll admit to? i'll go first
>unironically enjoys rick and morty
>>39283279
Rick and Morty is a fantastic show and both redditors and people who characterize it as a reddit show are retarded.
>the contrarian cycle continues
I have 1 friend.
>Internet friend has a cum fetish
>She's never had sex with a guy or even been around cum
>Wants me to send her a sex toy full of cum to play with
>Do a bunch of research on how long cum is viable
>Every source I find says it's only viable if it's frozen immediately or kept at body temperature
>Frozen is good forever
>Body temperature is only good for a day at best unless it's actually in a vagina
>Well okay then
>Cum in a fleshlight a couple times
>Mail it
>Takes 4 days going through temperature changes repeatedly
>Good then there's no way that shit's viable
>Flash forward to three weeks later
>"So my period's late anon"
How fucked am I because of my being a filthy internet degenerate?
>>39283254
There's absolutely no way in hell the sperm survived for that long
>>39283290
That was my thought. I'm pretty sure she's just stressed out that it might happen, and stress can make your period late.
so was it frozen or no?
What did she mean by this?
Controlled op?
>>39282899
wh*tes are LITERALLY and originally finished
I don't get it. What's wrong with that exactly?
>whites sperg because he's BLACK
>blacks think guys like this are Toms
>wake up after tired night
>go to shower
>feel the nice, hot water pour down on me
>adjust the water-shooter thingy to only hit my chest and legs
>lay down
>fall asleep for like 20 minutes
Who else /fallasleepintheshower/ here?
>>39282881
>showering in the morning
I take cold showers in the dark and come out wide awake
Let me inform you on 2 facts
Fact 1: Only idiots shower in the morning
Fact 2: Only idiots fall randomly asleep
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-bois
Join this room for some music you niggers
Add your own shit
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>>39282811
yo we LIT LIT in this bitch. 2001 V A P O R W A V E feels
>>39282811
need some more niggers here
What can i do during the breaks in school ? I don't want people to notice that i'm standing somewhere alone.
>>39282627
In high school I hid in a toilet all break
Go to the library and play on your computer or read a book. Maybe do some school work. Or maybe try to make friends with the other autists.
>>39282627
Just walk around the halls
Tell me about your life 5-10 years ago
10 years ago:
>in high school
>just broke off contact with oneitis rather than orbit forever
>dating a chubby qt
>no license
>no car
Now:
>working part-time and running my own business part-time
>still in love with my high school oneitis
>married to a chubby qt
>no license
>no car
Life hasn't changed much.
Exactly the same as now, NEETing is not very adventurous.
>>39282581
10 years ago
>just gotten out of mental ward
>working a shit tier contruction job
>get absolutely hammered on vodka and bentzos all the time
5 years ago
>in uni again
>happiest time in my life
Woe is me, I wasn't meant to last. NEETing again.
>get to college class fairly early
>sit down at a random seat
>take out a book and read until the teacher gets there
>watch as other students come in and pick seats
>by the time the teacher arrives every seat is taken except for the seats directly adjacent to me
How the fuck do they already know to avoid me? Why am I already ostracized before anyone even knows my name?
Who reads a book before class starts man? Maybe that's why
Does the class get literally filled with people except the two seats next to you?
>>39282534
Sounds like something I'd dream of anon
>Go into classroom
>All the seats are taken besides ones next to stacies and Chads
You have no idea what that's like.
Turkey dinosaurs and potato smiles edition
wrong board u cheeky cunt
gimme a girlfriend
>>39282415
>wrong board
What did he mean by this?
WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE A FUCKING GF?
I FUCKING DESERVE I A GF I AM A NICE GUY. ALL FHO ARE FUCKIN SCUM WHO ONLY WANT CHAD
>>39282304
feels gud having a gf anon
feeeels reeel niceI will admit I have to act like a Chad around her because she really thinks I'm weird. Hope one day I can find a girl who's as weird as me
>>39282304
>I AM A NICE GUY
Wrong move anon. You must be a GOOD guy, not a nice guy. What is a good guy? Someone who is true to their own moral code despite anything else. Through this you can reach contentment even when living alone, and being content with yourself will draw women to you in the long run.
Wow
So lemme get this straight
You. A grown ass man, are crying over not having an annoying half-child around. You're so blueballed you're mistaking your sexual urges for something else.
Go bang a few whores and clear your mind. You've got thoughts of lust clouding you.
hey bots.
i am almost 23 and i have never had a sexual experience, and have never even held a girls hand. And thats because i am gay. I fucking hate it. i hate being a homosexual, i feel like i have been cursed by god. I despise gay culture, and i fucking hate other gay men. i desperately want to date women, i want to have a wife and kids, but i know i never will because no women would ever want to date a fag like me. it hurts so much. I've gotten to a point where i don't even feel sexual attraction anymore because I've subconsciously trained my self into being repulsed by men even though i am sexually attracted to them. I've tried so many fucking times to make it work, to look at women with the lust that i should, but i know it will never work.
i am broken, and i serve no purpose to anyone. i will never have the wife and kids that i want and eventually i will die and no one will remember me.
anyone relate?
Just stop being a fag. simple
>>39282354
oh thank you, I'm cured
>>39282263
I think despising gay culture is a good sign. What if there was another male out there who felt the same way as you do?
who here /weak jawline/?
>>39282262
>Good jawline
>weak chin
I think my jawline is fine, it's just my chin that's weak. Combined with thick lips, it makes me look like I'm always pouting.
>>39283339
I know that fell bro...
Girl keep telling me how I've got a nice jawline, but I think if I just had a stronger chin I would look a thousand times better,
25+ thread
Don't forget, you're here forever
Anyone else still socially retarded? I'm 27 and still sound like a complete autist when speaking to people and never know what to say.
What would you guys do to just be 21 again?
>>39282256
31 here
I don't give much of a fuck. I have no desire.
Come share anything creative in the creative robots thread
Art music cooking comedy writing anything!
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RlXpilkyjF
schizophrenic anon here.
>>39282240
damn that was nice man you going to turn that into a song?
here's an instrumental I recorded would be interested to see what you think of it
https://youtu.be/CD8FaeYPk9o
>>39282308
yes hello i listened to it and followed you on 3 youtube accounts a few threads ago btw.