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Why is there someone in your bed

>>35361723
Boundaries between roommates are non-existent these days. It's a friend of my roommate

>>35361859
i have rules in my room, and my roomate must obey.
no smoking
no fuking when i am there
and i think it is this.
just go in there a tell them to get out of your bed, they barely know you and most likely do not want to upset you

>>35361506

Looks slightly less comfy than a standard swedish prison cell.

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>>35361506
I need to clean, but has a comfy potential

original as African niggers

>>35361469
>rich
>on /r9k/ when they could be swimming in gold digger pussy
boy oh boy you're hopeful

Live small

Save as much as you can

Know and track all of your living costs

Invest in low cost index funds (they are best for lower money amounts)

Once you get 25x your annual expenses invested, you are financially free

>>35361469
Get a job, Iosers

>>35361447
Happy birthday, anon!
Don't worry. I'm turning 21 this year and am still living day to day, doing what I can, with no clear cut goals for long-term. I'm sure it'll come to you eventually.

Not many people have a clue what they're doing at 20, I sure as fuck didn't. You'll figure it out as you go, or perhaps not. Godspeed

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nothing much frendo just procrastinating!

>>35361510
Ah-bIoo-bIoo

>>35361439
>>>35361529
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bloooobloooooblooooobloooooblooooooo

>>35361366
Dude just work night shifts

You graduated four years ago and you have the balls to ask your parents to buy you a game system? Damn man.

my first job was in the back of a kitchen making milkshakes and prepping stuff
first few days were hell because i was used to sitting down all day for 8 years. there aren't chairs in a kitchen, my lower back was just pure pain. then i bought some gel insoles and it fixed the problem completely.

i'd really recommend prep cook(the position name)/any kind of cook if you're awkward and lack higher knowledge, but can put the work in. you might seem a little weird but if you do your job right people will start to respect you even if you don't want to hold conversations

it does get stressful when you're really busy or have to do something new (i had to cut and weigh ribeyes and fucked like half the slab up the first two times) but no one ever got mad at me.

>>35361152

ass & tiddy?

>>35361152
1. Don't be fat or hairy
2. Post nudes

get a doge, walk it
if that doesn't work, let your hair and facial hair grow wildly

"yuh, aye, yuh, yuh"
>normie music

>not posting every single subgenre of vaporwave
I think we found the true normie.

Saged for shit thread.

Most things that exist go through a process of complication until those that care about it die, and then the thing gets simplified by the normies left behind until it's a shell of itself. It irritates me, but there's not much one can do about it.

I lost my virginity to a really slutty white-trash girl. pretty much the same thing desu

Go for it. There's no downside to having sex with a hooker. I just hope you're not in Burgerland but in a country where it's legal.

>>35361084
I did it. It was a fun experience for the most part despite me being a nervous sperg. I was pretty picky with who I chose, and she was good at handling it.

It didn't really change anything otherwise.

we're outside you dumb bitch, there's no ceiling here

>>35361057
It took me literally years to get this joke

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>>35361184

Found your yearbook photo.

>>35361039
Fuck you. my waifu would never be neglectful towards me.

>>35361039
why would I be w/ a grill who neglects me? I personally prefer qts but if my gf ignored me and an 8/10 made advancements towards me I probably would

>>35361076
If she was real she might have

How much prep time does sammy get? I think he will win beacause he is not hindered by severe autism

>>35361038
sammy is much more eloquent than Chris

although I think Chris is the better artist of the two

What happened to sammy, did his mum ban him from the internet?

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tfw no ash gf

Bumping tbhq

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Come join us, we're not cancer. We sit and meme all fucking day

>>35361020
I dunno if your friend does that for pratic reasons or for pleasure, but I have too a friend who became a chad this year, whereas he was a robot last year

>>35361020
I feel the same that OP's pic

Why do people i care about blatantly ignore me so much? ;_;

>>35361092
This post made me feel like shit

Why do people i care about pretend to give a shit