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>>35366166
>chatting with coworkers
it seem you are neither robot or cyborg
begone foul normie

>>35366204
>not talking to someone to help kill the time
It makes any job way less miserable.

>>35366166
yeah i did it for like a year. we used to race pallet jacks and smoke cigs between the racks. it was fun sometimes, but the pay was shit and my back was giving out so i left.
>>35366204
warehouse workers are all failed normies. its not like regular human interaction. more like shitposting in real life.

>>35366134
theres programs you can load to a micro usb stick that try all the combinations for you.

>>35366191
I can't access password.key in /data/system/ for whatever reason, I guess because debug isn't enabled, but how can I enable it? That's the issue I'm fighting, the phone connects and all, but due to debug not being switched on, it doesn't show up in connected devices.

>>35366273
not like this. an algorithm that manually tries all the numbers from 0000 to 9999 to get past the lockscreen. it doesnt access any files.

>>35366107
American born Asian girls are either huge cunts or annoying weebs. You're looking at the wrong place anon.

>woooah yay yo chong, woooah yay yo fong
it's pretty catchy

>>35366107
>doesn't like religious people or manlets
>otherwise a typical girl that has a degree

seems fine to me

Don't bother, it's disappointing shit. There hasn't been one good game since the sixth generation.

>>35366309 is right
BotW is garbage and the switch probably won't get any good exclusives.

How old are you? I was on a few creams and pills in hs, it kept it at bay but i still had a decent amount of acne. I'm 20 now and really don't have problems with my acne anymore. Occasionally I'll get a pimple but I literally would've killed to be as clear as I am in hs

>>35366140
turning 23 years old soon, familia.

>>35366160
How bad is your acne?

>>35366012
Why did you burgle?

>>35366012
this your first time in court?

how do you feel about no internet for years

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NEET for 2 years, no shame desu

>>35365954
Escapism, and the understanding that being a NEET doesn't define me.

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>>35365954
Why would you feel shame? Its your life, do with it what you like.

>>35365949
Do you hate normies now that you aren't one?

>>35366102
A little. More than anything seeing them makes me very jealous, and makes me miss the old life i had.

>>35365949
What Uni you go to?

>>35365945
Start by walking

>>35365959
I'm not even fat man. I'm just severely out of shape. Whenever I try to lift something reasonably heavy I feel pressure building in my face and I have no idea why exactly.

I can still easily ride my bike for a couple hours but whenever I try to lift the pressure hits my face. It's not even heavy for me, it just feels like a lack of oxygen if that makes sense.

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>>35365932

Just kill yourself. End it all faggot. No one is going to pay you to be autistic

>>35365932
i don't know if you understand what the high-functioning part means

>>35365920
Wii u is hackable including the new zelda game so for a broke ass neet it's superior atm

yeah it was dead from the start. Zelda was it's big push, but it'll never gain real momentum. the poor sales numbers of the Wii U are generally the up and down rollercoaster of Nintendo's release, but with two downs in a row? it's not looking good. at least they're dominating the handhelds.

>>35365920
Nintendo is gay

https://www.qt.io/

all links are qt links, he's a tojo ploy to slowly feminize western men

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>>35365779
I want to be him. I want to be him so bad

Rob a convinience store. I doubt they'd ever find you.

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>>35365778
high exec at papa's firm.

>>35365778
Sports betting, if you're good at it and have some luck on your side. Also a great way to lose all of your money, of course.

I like you but I don't tolerate you.

i feel this man, i can tell they avoid me at all costs. fucking two-faced fags

Talking to my online friends was like playing a game of fucking whack a mole dealing with responding to their boring shit. I never logged on again like a year ago and have been happier for it. I had some friendships that were 5+ years old and I don't miss them

>>35365745

Sorta.

I've had my suicide planned for the longest time, but I'm holding off until my grandma dies. She's the only one who really gives a damn about me and I know it'd break her heart if I killed myself. It wouldn't be her fault, she's done more than could be expected, but I know she'd blame herself if I killed myself.

So I'm holding off for her. I'll probably kill myself the same day she dies.

>>35365794
Sounds like you and your grandma have a pretty good relationship

>>35365934

She's the only person from my family I've talked to since I was kicked out of my parent's house six years ago. I don't visit her because I know it would only cause problems for her, but she still calls me every Monday and we talk. The only Christmas present I've gotten these past six years is the one from her every year.