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Guess what? I just found out Robert Osborne was a gay.
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>>35367254
He look like fag lmao
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>>35367254

SHOCKING!

originally rip
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>>35367254
Hot. I'd bang him.

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This waitress was smiling at me and looking me in the eye and when i watched her go to other customers she wasn't doing it. I gave her a nice tip and left my number and the girl actually responded.

Try this shit guys, I literally sperged out on the last words we said and put my number down and ran out of there like a beta
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>>35367228
more proof that literally the only things that matters is how attractive you are.
thanks OP. i think i'll look for nembutal online now.
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>>35367276
I'm 300 pounds bro, I've been laughed at before for asking girls out, this is the first one I've tried flirting with in like 3 years, I was dressed as sloppily as possible too
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>>35367276
>>35367334
but maybe because i left my number and a nice tip, it tricked her into thinking i was alpha

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Did you know that the average woman eats up to 4 spiders each year during their sleep?
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>>35367211
It's actually fucking 0 you dumb fucking nigger, SAGE SAGE SAGE. Off to leddit you go
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I think you'd be surprised how many spiders I eat when I'm AWAKE
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>being scared of spiders

watch a documentary

How to start again?
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>>35367203
start now and pretend you died 20-something years early
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>tfw my friend who just woke up from a lil nap used to use that gif all the time when we were studying and streaming

cannot unseeeeeexDDDDDsho kyute!

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Son of a bitch, my penis is chaffed from excessively masturbating too much. Anyone know this feel?
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Yes actually.

I have this problem right now. Also I drink kratom and sniff percs so it takes extra long for me to bust, resulting in bignore cuts but owee peepee
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>>35367147
I know this feel anon, hired a hooker and couldn't feel anything with the condom. I'm trying nofap right now to see if things improve
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>>35367147
>>35367205
Do you guys not use lube or something similar? If you do I can't imagine how much you need to jerk it for that to happen.

Hello everyone here the guide:http://imgur.com/a/78cnq
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Because I'm too fat and fat boys can't be cute traps
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>>35367191
>Because I'm too fat and fat boys can't be cute traps
lose weight Mouthra
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When I do squats, it kills my knees.

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how does one buy things off the deep web?
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>>35367136
Le ebin honeypot thread xD

You gotta go to Reddit darknetmarketnoobs for that, kid.
*Teleports away*
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just Google it. but google it incognito.

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>How's America, anon?
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>>35367094
who asks that?
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>>35367094
terrible. Everybody's a fucking moron and either completely miserable or on drugs
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>>35367117
sorry nobody asks you shit. the more u know. there's a whole world out there anon

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which iz betar?? sanic orr shreek?!
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>manlet or fattie

gee *leaves*
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>>35367061
Sage sage sage sage sage sage. Off to /b/ you go.
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>>35367061
I like the fat alien, but what is that blue cat thing?

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wat happen? wat went rong?
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You decided to drink a weak ass beverage like red wine
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Drugs and Jake
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>>35367033
The world anon. Life is a hell of a drug.

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>so, tell me, anon, what do you do for fun?
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>uh, i play v-video games sometimes i g-guess...
>oh that's cool! what kind of video games do you like anon?
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>>35366956
what's funny is that the stuff I actually enjoy doing is less embarrassing that what I tell people I do
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I make fun of normies to distract myself on how shitty and empty my life is

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Today is my first birthday living away from my parents' home and since it is a different city, no close friends either (just a couple, but they weren't able to hang out with me). Anyway, ask me anything.

>I'm not a robot
Aren't we all?
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>>35366937
happy birthday anon
how far is your new city from your hometown?
how you liking it so far?
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How old are you now?
Hope you have a nice one regardless
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>>35366954
Thanks!
Kinda far, about 800 km.
It's been cool, although I miss my friends and family a lot, it seems I'm slowly getting used to being alone most of the time. And, on a different note, I really want to move to a new apartment.

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>tfw intelligence and love of knowledge too large to want a gf
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>>35366913

>doing memes wrong

U have to go back sage
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>tfw OP is to intelligent too understand this meme
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>>35366946
how did you know his name was sage?

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For newcomers, the Chatsubo will be a general like the old Feels Bar. Talk about your problems or what's going good. I'll be doing my best to give advice. It will have a comfy cyberpunk theme.
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Welcome chummers. I'll be tending the Chatsubo tonight. Rounds of draft kirin on me.
feeling like soykaf? Let it out.

CYB RADIO: http://www.cyberadio.pw/
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everyday feels the same. it's an endless repeat day after day. i'm slowly dying inside
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thanks for giving us a place. you should use a tripfag name for bartending

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How do I cure yellow fever? It's not like I could attract an Asian woman even if I could meet one.
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be your own Asian gf
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all you have to do is say konnichiwa and they will scream at White privilege and rape you.
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i want to preserve the white race, but my dick tells me differently.

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