Guess what? I just found out Robert Osborne was a gay.
>>35367254
He look like fag lmao
>>35367254
SHOCKING!
originally rip
>>35367254
Hot. I'd bang him.
This waitress was smiling at me and looking me in the eye and when i watched her go to other customers she wasn't doing it. I gave her a nice tip and left my number and the girl actually responded.
Try this shit guys, I literally sperged out on the last words we said and put my number down and ran out of there like a beta
>>35367228
more proof that literally the only things that matters is how attractive you are.
thanks OP. i think i'll look for nembutal online now.
>>35367276
I'm 300 pounds bro, I've been laughed at before for asking girls out, this is the first one I've tried flirting with in like 3 years, I was dressed as sloppily as possible too
>>35367276
>>35367334
but maybe because i left my number and a nice tip, it tricked her into thinking i was alpha
Did you know that the average woman eats up to 4 spiders each year during their sleep?
>>35367211
It's actually fucking 0 you dumb fucking nigger, SAGE SAGE SAGE. Off to leddit you go
I think you'd be surprised how many spiders I eat when I'm AWAKE
>being scared of spiders
watch a documentary
How to start again?
>>35367203
start now and pretend you died 20-something years early
>tfw my friend who just woke up from a lil nap used to use that gif all the time when we were studying and streaming
cannot unseeeeeexDDDDDsho kyute!
Son of a bitch, my penis is chaffed from excessively masturbating too much. Anyone know this feel?
Yes actually.
I have this problem right now. Also I drink kratom and sniff percs so it takes extra long for me to bust, resulting in bignore cuts but owee peepee
>>35367147
I know this feel anon, hired a hooker and couldn't feel anything with the condom. I'm trying nofap right now to see if things improve
>>35367147
>>35367205
Do you guys not use lube or something similar? If you do I can't imagine how much you need to jerk it for that to happen.
Hello everyone here the guide:http://imgur.com/a/78cnq
Because I'm too fat and fat boys can't be cute traps
>>35367191
>Because I'm too fat and fat boys can't be cute traps
lose weight Mouthra
When I do squats, it kills my knees.
how does one buy things off the deep web?
>>35367136
Le ebin honeypot thread xD
You gotta go to Reddit darknetmarketnoobs for that, kid.
*Teleports away*
just Google it. but google it incognito.
>How's America, anon?
>>35367094
who asks that?
>>35367094
terrible. Everybody's a fucking moron and either completely miserable or on drugs
>>35367117
sorry nobody asks you shit. the more u know. there's a whole world out there anon
which iz betar?? sanic orr shreek?!
>manlet or fattie
gee *leaves*
>>35367061
Sage sage sage sage sage sage. Off to /b/ you go.
>>35367061
I like the fat alien, but what is that blue cat thing?
wat happen? wat went rong?
You decided to drink a weak ass beverage like red wine
Drugs and Jake
>>35367033
The world anon. Life is a hell of a drug.
>so, tell me, anon, what do you do for fun?
>uh, i play v-video games sometimes i g-guess...
>oh that's cool! what kind of video games do you like anon?
>>35366956
what's funny is that the stuff I actually enjoy doing is less embarrassing that what I tell people I do
I make fun of normies to distract myself on how shitty and empty my life is
Today is my first birthday living away from my parents' home and since it is a different city, no close friends either (just a couple, but they weren't able to hang out with me). Anyway, ask me anything.
>I'm not a robot
Aren't we all?
>>35366937
happy birthday anon
how far is your new city from your hometown?
how you liking it so far?
How old are you now?
Hope you have a nice one regardless
>>35366954
Thanks!
Kinda far, about 800 km.
It's been cool, although I miss my friends and family a lot, it seems I'm slowly getting used to being alone most of the time. And, on a different note, I really want to move to a new apartment.
>tfw intelligence and love of knowledge too large to want a gf
>>35366913
>doing memes wrong
U have to go back sage
>tfw OP is to intelligent too understand this meme
>>35366946
how did you know his name was sage?
For newcomers, the Chatsubo will be a general like the old Feels Bar. Talk about your problems or what's going good. I'll be doing my best to give advice. It will have a comfy cyberpunk theme.
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Welcome chummers. I'll be tending the Chatsubo tonight. Rounds of draft kirin on me.
feeling like soykaf? Let it out.
CYB RADIO: http://www.cyberadio.pw/
everyday feels the same. it's an endless repeat day after day. i'm slowly dying inside
thanks for giving us a place. you should use a tripfag name for bartending
How do I cure yellow fever? It's not like I could attract an Asian woman even if I could meet one.
be your own Asian gf
all you have to do is say konnichiwa and they will scream at White privilege and rape you.
i want to preserve the white race, but my dick tells me differently.