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>>35368196
aren't u steph's bf

>>35368777
who is steph

>>35369149
i fucked cynthia and made her eat a plan b

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This is a truly special one-of-a-kind Pepe created by an anonymous user such as you! It was likely painted with the water extracted from an anon's numerous piss bottles.

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Here's one from my collection.

Originali

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This Pepe originates from the greasy NEET filled streets of Japan. One can marvel at the beauty of Pepe's faced transfixed on a disgusting slimy carp.

>>35368147
You're not gonna ever sleep with someone that's genuinely asexual friend

>>35368419
They might do it out of kindness. Like a favor.

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>>35368419
This sorry bud,
You gotta deal with them on a regular basis and you yourself have to be somewhat atrractive to even derrive some kind of feeling in order to have something to build on. Imo

>bitch fyna den a mu fugger do

Any oldbots doing anything to try to improve their lives? Is it too late

I don't care about being a teen again. Being able to do everything over starting from the age of like 21 would be great though.

>>35368193
Yeah, that'd be acceptable too.
21 was when everything went completely downhill for me, haven't done anything to progress since.

>>35368145
GET BETTER AT RHYMING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35368145
The mouse believes that it has accomplished something great and rewarding when it gets the cheese at the end of the maze. Life is meaningless and you're not obligated to do something just because someone else does. Give it your own meaning and do what you enjoy. Comparing yourself to others will always make you feel like you're less than them.

>>35368208
I can't enjoy it knowing I'll never be good looking.

nuke amplifiers

Herpes

Oregano

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Compassion. Compassion for all living and non living things.

>>35368077
>birth
>get ripped from your mother's vagina against your will
>get your ass slapped by a man against your will
>get part of your dick cut off against your will

>>35368124
I didnt get my dick jew'd kid

>>35368077
>>35368124
i got dick jewed and never even touched my moms vagina i was a c section baby

Yeah that would all be fine and dandy if I didn't have to deal with the total fucking insanity that is the male libido

>>35368019
I know in the end, but hope is a bitch

>>35368019
I know relationships are a meme. what now?

>>35367935
Can you speak and read Japanese?

Don't even think about moving until you can do that.

>>35367935
>Muh work conditions
This is the only legitimate criticism I've heard. Japan truly is the promised land.

are you guys just now watching Lain?

>>35368284
Most of the people posting with Lain is me. I've been very active on /r9k/ lately. But I'm not talking about Lain

>>35368390
Is this that cult site again? Because it's had way too many threads lately.

haha nice work ethic, anon! you mean a lot to the company, but we think Chad will do a better job in the promotion. maybe next time, champ :)

>>35367943
>work two jobs
>job 1 says they'll promote me if I quit job 2
>can't afford to take the promotion

>>35367915
>work 2 days a week
>10 hours every week
>5 hour shifts
>still feel like I'm working way too much

Fuck this shit. I'm already on welfair and autism bucks. My father would legitimately drive to my apartment to beat me up if I quit. And my mom would probably have a breakdown about "being a productive member of society". The extra $240 every two weeks doesn't hurt, but I just fucking hate doinging things.

>>35367901
>nazi swastika jumper
Kek'd a little bit

>>35367901

Marrying an attractive rich guy

>>35367901
>What do girls dream about?

money and high status men raping them

>>35367872
No, but I wish. I wish she had abs like that too.

>>35367872
Once I creamed myself and a girl hosed me down.

i thought filters are supposed to make people look less ugly

She looks exceptionally ugly, at least she hasn't covered up her desire for compliments with deception- of course she might just be too stupid to figure out how.

>>35367725
it's hard to say how genuinely ugly she is due to her fatness

I don't actually consider those things productive, you are not producing anything. They are just maintaining the shit you already have.

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>>35367671
s-shut your whore mouth, faget.

I had breakfast with the prime minister and we discussed gun control. Then I had a nap, then I went to the gym. Now I'm watching anime and drinking a protein shake.

Ahhh, NEET life. There's nothing better.