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I've seen people black out on three bars. Try five and see what happens.

>>35368617
Don't, that's shits basically a lobotomy.

Just take opiates or something man.

>>35368617
see what a whole bar does for you first, don't listen to >>35368636

>>35368612
its a test to see how far you are willing to go for true love, even death cannot part real love

Prae this you?

>she told me "i like you, anon"
>one week later she moved to the Argentinian South pole

>>35368530
Anyone can get depression, even Chads.

>>35368573
Realest anon on r9k

You just have to find something you do that makes you happy my lad

>>35368530
So you'll never be happy, and your depressing attitude will eventually wear down the people around you until you're fully abandoned. You should kill yourself while you're ahead imo

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>>35368465


They're doing this to prove they have a greater ability to be violent than the other males. The females want them so the can have violent sons, they want their sons to be violent so their sons can secure resources and therefore produce lots of grandchildren. The greatest question on any womans mind when looking at a man is will this man give be sons who will give me grandchildren. This is the deepest thought they have at the most subconscious level when it comes to selecting mates.

Now the PUA crowd likes to talk about negging and the fags on here like to talk about confidence and being an asshole and all this shit. This is just watered down bullshit, you're mimicking the behavior of men who are violent like gangsters, thugs, psychopaths etc. You can get women like this but nothing gets a cunt wetter than the actual thing, than an actual bloodthirsty barbarian a proven killer who she knows has spilled blood. A fake is never as good as the real thing. An ugly killer is more sexy than the most attractive male model which is why even ugly serial killers like john wayne gacy have females wanting his homo dick.

The reason for hybristophilla is because the natural world is kill or be killed, might makes right, the strong live and the weak die. Violence is everywhere on all levels, even bacteria kill eachother, violence exists on every level. Peace is the opiate of the weak, if you truly want something from someone and they will not give it to you no matter what you say or offer them if they refuse you in every single way then you can obtain it by force. A dead man causes no problems.

>>35368482
>>35368465

This is also why twilight and 50 shades of grey are so popular. Both the main male characters in those books display traits of the violent psycho.

50 shades of grey is about a rich, handsome, sadistic, creepy, stalker control freak abusing and manipulating a woman into being his sex slave. The number 1 best selling book among women.

Twilight is about a creepy, manipulative, homicidal, control freak stalking a girl who he is attracted too having to constantly resist the urge to kill her. One of the most popular books among teenage girls.

Need I say more

>>35368465
>If I had a weapon right now that could kill every living thing on earth would anything matter anymore? Would your thoughts, opinions, beliefs, ideas, wants or needs mean anything. Would religion, culture, pain, depression, happiness matter if every single living thing on this planet was reduced to ashes.
I'm 15 and this is deep

>>35368427
I have that hair and I'm gay

>>35368498
where do you live


pls b in tennessee

>>35368498
That doesn't help very much anon...
I'm not gay, I swear. I just want my hair to look cute, is all.

>>35368398
That is not that bad. It feels nice when my cat sleeps in my chest.

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>>35368398
I spoon my pillow, which isn't even a waifu pillow. I crave female cuddles and will likely never receive them.

> warmth and snuggles never ever

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>>35369258
>that is not that bad

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STRAIGHT NORMIE GODDAMNIT DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND AN OVERTLY FEMININE MALE MUCH LESS ONE THAT IS GAY GODDAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT PRIVILEGE NORMIES NEVER UNDERSTAND RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35369310
Feels bad, man. I hope you find a QT.

>>35368356

Not sure that the Beach Boys were robot core, but Brian Wilson is confirmed for being a robot

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90s slowcore

>>35368356
this album is trippy af way more psychedelic core than robo core my friendo

>>35368340
here's your (OP) kiddo

>>35368340
y-you t-too
origanaily

>>35368334
>I've considered offing myself in the past, but I know it would just hurt my family and it feels selfish.
Isn't that empathy? It feels like you're being too hard on yourself, trying to describe yourself as the lowest piece of shit possible for the sake of it

>>35368334
i'm 23 and still not sure what to do with my life, i started rapping and if that doesnt take off i'll probably just do what you plan to do and opt out of society. i cant submit to a life of wageslavery

>>35368436
Maybe your right. Idk about the empathy thing though. The way I see it it's more about not wanting to act like a bad person. For example, years ago there was a motorcycle accident in front of my house with a woman lying unconscious on the road and I just felt like staying in bed because I saw someone else dealing with it. That's the kind of empathy I'm talking about.

you might not be gay but you're still a faggot

>>35368329
>faps to gay open religiously
>is gay

What's your excuse op?

>>35368329
I really do have this problem I fap to traps. Although, I would never touch one in real life.

I like to doodle if you post your pic I'll try to draw you

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>>35368388
Thats generally against the rules.
Only visual document that does me justice.

This is not my natural habitat.

Maybe another day for the draw tgred then.

Women torment me day in day out even strangers.Women yelled out "WHAT THE FUCK" because i was in her way , in an open area mind you..

I had enough

>paying 70k for a gender studies degree
Don't act all high-and-mighty, bitch.

>>35368289
I am mentally ill NEET, you cant talk to me like this.
I am very sick, very disabled (soon enough) person who will (hopefully) live off disabilitybux any month now.

As i said, you cant speak to me like this or i will take a knife and shit gon get real. Dont fuck with schizoaffective peeps, didnt yo mama taught yall that basic shit?

Now fuck off outta here and leave the ice cream

I'd date myself, but only out of desperation. I assume the other me would do the same. It would be tumultuous and ultimately fall apart.

I don't know if I could befriend myself. Not really sure.

Yes, apart from my abusive and sadistic tendencies, I'm actually an awesome person.

>>35368285
In all honesty we'd probably end up ghosting each other.

>>35368226
Fill the void with illegal drugs. That'll both fix the depression and make you more creative.

seriously the only time i ever felt creative enough to write was when i was drunk and sad as fuck. now i'm just drunk. the sadness isn't powerful enough to write.

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>>35368226
what's it like to be creative, OP?

Caiman are the robots of the crocodilian world.

>>35368302
How so?
Pizza

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Sometimes I wonder and it really makes it seem like men have it easier.