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>had anal for the first time last night
>I'm fuckin away
>pull out dick
>blood and shit all over my peepus
>"sorry, I have IBS"
>pic related
Thoughts on anal?
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>no enema
Amateur
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>>35371322
I have never had anal or any kind of sex because I am a virgin LIKE EVERYONE HERE SHOULD BE
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thx for this thread, I screencap'd
(pic was not what I intended, but the gif was too large apparently)
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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from RE3 2017-03-08 06:39:01 Post No.35371321
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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from RE3
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Check them out please:
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600088532
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600088292
You can post anonymous reviews without an account, so please do so. Would appreciate it:
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600088532
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600088292
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I would but I'm trying to crawl out of a porn hole I dug for myself.
Have a bumperino
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>>35371321
What are they about/what do they cover? I could always use more zombie rape.
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>>35371392
First story is a zombie (among other creatures) gangbang featuring Jill
Second story is about a minor character from RE3 raping Jill
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>tfw moving out tomorrow
I'm fucking scared and very sad robots.
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>>35371305
Good luck mate. Will you be living on your own or with roomies?
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First time? Moving in with friends?
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>>35371317
Group living but they keep to themselves. moving very far from my parents and I feel like I'm abandoning them.
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How will you be celebrating International Women's Day?
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>>35371296
I didn't even know this existed. I will not be celebrating, because I am not a cuck.
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>>35371296
I'll be on /r9k/, complaining about women.
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by memes,
Fapping and feeling hysterical, naked,
Dragging themselves through the shitposts and weak bait at dawn looking for an angry fix,
Angel-headed NEETs burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of their computers,
who poverty and tatters and red-eyed, stayed up posting in the supernatural darkness of dirty basements floating across the tops of cities contemplating /mu/core,
Who bared their cocks to Heaven under the El and saw chinese cartoon angels staggering on attic rooms illuminated,
Who passed through Unis with cold dead eyes hallucinating Wojak and Pepe's tragedy among the scholars of pornography,
who were expelled from the high schools for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the threads of r9k,
Who cowered in cumstained rooms in underwear, burning their money on Steam games and listening to the normies fuck through the walls
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>>35371213
decent meme
7/10 would post on /lit/ with
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>>35371262
/lit/ is already one of the best boards on this site
it's the plebs of r9k who need to be introduced to art
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How come there are way more single men than women? this shit doesn't add up.
I looked at the population of new york city and there are around 350,000 girls aged 20 to 25. Assuming that even 200,000 of them are not wealthy so I can have a chance of meeting them, and there are the same number of men the same age, how come there isn't one girl for one guy?
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Because there are men who make more money than you
NYC women are shallow, bad example
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>>35371201
107 BOYS ARE BORN FOR EVERY 100 GIRLS
EXCESS MEN NO LONGER DIE OUT DUE TO WAR/FAMINE/DISEASE
MOST IMMIGRANTS ARE YOUNG MEN
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>>35371201
Look at Dan Bilzerian's instagram and you'll know why. For each guy that is banging 5 girls at once, there are 4 guys without a gf.
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TFW YWN be a lighthouse keeper 2017-03-08 06:30:40 Post No.35371196
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TFW YWN be a lighthouse keeper
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>You will never watch a storm roll in from the comfort of an arm chair, while an iron stove warms the room and some hot cocoa.
>YWN be greatly respected by the community and achieve almost mystical status as a guardian on the seas.
>YWN plane a lifeboat hull while smoke curls from your briar pipe and the waves crash against the rocks below.
>YWN have a job where having no friends or relations is expected and rewarded.
>YWN have a job that provides ample free time to create art.
All the great solitary professions have been replaced by automation. Humans are now judged solely by their ability to interact with humans.
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>Humans are now judged solely by their ability to interact with humans.
Man i just realised thats pretty fucked up, where do the natural loners go now?
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>>35371304
To the abyss of death and depression
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>>35371304
A lucky few find jobs in academia if they are very smart, or programming and engineering. If you're a loner of average or below average intelligence you really are fucked. Being a loner that's not quantitatively skilled is also shitty, if you're intelligent but in a creative or visual way and not good at self promotion and personal branding you are basically doomed to melancholy.
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Have you ever been such a loser that you literally don't have a type?
I would date a girl (fembot) with any mental problems like bpd or autism as long as she looks normal. At this point, I have no preference for for personality.
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A coworker who has a crush on me asked me what's a "dealbreaker" to me, and all I could think of in the moment was the list of reasons why I wouldn't do anything with her specifically. She has to be physically attractive, and I will only marry a woman who I feel is as smart or smarter than me.
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>>35371330
Those are some standards dude.
At least you have someone who has a crush on you.
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>one chance at life
>born self aware, rational, misogynist female
>no matter how much good I try to do in this world others of my same gender spit all over it
>misery everywhere and I can't even convince more men to absolutely revile whores
Please kill me
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>pretending to be a girl on the internet, nice meme
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>>35371178
>I can't even convince more men to absolutely revile whores
Women already do that without trying.
More men opting out more than ever.
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>>35371214
>More men opting out more than ever.
It's not enough for positive change. Most of the "opted out" are miserable and society is literally fucking collapsing.
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So who here owns a fleshlight?
Was it worth the money?
Do you use it often?
Any wear and tear so far?
I enjoy mine but I only break it in on special occasions.
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Well worth the money. Feels better than any girl I've fucked and I've been with lots. Good for spoiling self. Don't wanna overuse it and spoil the fun
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I got two around three years ago. The alien and zombie fleshlight models. It was some Valentine's day sale so two for the price of one was pretty dang neat. As long as I've had them, there's little wear or tear at all. Keep them somewhere safe, wash them out after every use, enjoy.
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>>35371326
You got what anon?
>laughing so hard
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>really sick of having to get up to shit and piss every few hours
>consider the pissjug meme
>suddenly remember that bedpans exist
Someone please talk me out of getting a bedpan. I don't want to fall that far
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Imagine carrying that thing to the bathroom to empty
You'd spill everywhere just use a jug lolol
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Just wear a diaper like an Abena M4. It's a comfy underwear replacement, and you can relax and neet for hours in bed or at your desk without leaving. Plus you'll have a nice warm padded butt :3
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>>35370939
I say you get one. then eventually maybe you'll realise what tf you're doing
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>yfw we are the sane one's and the normie scum are the insane one's in their own little world of unawareness
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Even if that were true it would only mean that the concepts of 'sane' and 'insane' were irrelevant
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>>35370921
I completely disagree with you. I find both you and myself insane.
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>>35371015
Once you become the normie they introduce you to more normies to fuel their disgusting infestation
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fucked a whore tonight AMA
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How WHOREable was it?... I'll show myself out.
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>>35370889
>that close to trips
Should I eat Popeye's or leftover Domino's?
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I love to cut off the blood circulation to my finger with a rubberband. Is this bad for me if I do it often? About 5 times a week
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>tfw cant get to sleep
First time I've ever been awake at this time and its completely unintentional. Spent 2 hours trying to sleep.
1 am here.
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>Just slept 13 hours
>Constantly thirsty
>Feel like shit
What's wrong with me
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>>35370853
How old are you opsie and why haven't you experienced being awake at 1 am before?
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>>35370853
>never been awake at 1am
Are you 12 OP?
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Does anyone have the blank version of this image?
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>>35370851
all i have is this, my guy
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Ask /r/ if you need templates
Dipshit
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>>35370851
literally >>>/soc/ faggot