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>>35371863
It's a pretty bog standard place I live in, but I make it look beautiful when I can.

Pic is Instafiltered all to shit but I really like it.

>>35371863
Your first world problems are awful.You are literally so full of possibilities but cannot see beyond your damaged narcissism.

t. Third world cyborg

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>>35371863
I'm from Naperville, IL. It's one of the nicest (if not THE nicest) part of the Chicagoland area. Although my family isn't the richest, I grew up hanging out in 3-story houses with friends who drove Mustangs to school when they got their licenses. My childhood was actually a very idyllic one. I loved it here as a kid; it was like living in a fairy tale. Then high school came about and everyone gave me the shaft because I wasn't good enough for them (attractiveness, wealth, social circles)

There are 2 types of people in Naperville:
>Well adjusted people who take advantage of the resources and go on to become world's next millionaires
>The rejects who discover drugs in high school, go on to community college, develop identity issues due to their friends leaving, and fizzle out

Guess which one of those I am? I'm on my 3rd year of community college in Aurora, a neighboring town, and I don't think I've felt so fucking lonely in my life.

>>35371759
I've been in your situation many times. My advice is to drink a few beers nightly for the first couple nights. Exercise helps too

weed is nice but i always get paranoid that the gestapo is coming to bust me for my 2g of bud and it kind of ruins it. yes this happens if i use indica, i only use indica. body buzz is all i need. although the weed epiphanies arent bad either. but too much is too much. cant wait for it to be legalized and ill smoke in peace.

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>tfw you get high and realize all your 'friends' are fucking toxic losers

wew

ok, and?

don't give context or anything

faggot

time to ldar.

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>>35371726
Sorry you had to learn the hard way OP, but you can't be friends with females, and you can't be friends with males who have females in their lives.

implying that i wasnt alerted the instant that this was uploaded and didn't watch it immediately

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>>35371717
right back at you ope.

we have lost how to human

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>don't even have a passport

>>35371667
Japan always looks so comfy but I dont want to come across as a weeb so ill probably never visit

I wish but to retarded too learn the language.
>tfw guy on the right will never be your husbando

>>35371641
no one talks to me when I go out mainly because I keep my head down and my earphones in with no music. That, and I'm short and quiet which is a stealth bonus

>>35371641
It's because you're (((goodlooking)))

Embrace it bitch boy

it depends are where you live. I live in california and no one talks to me cause everyone is rude here but you drive 200 miles or something somewhere else it may be a different story

>>35371599
Soc/10

JK, you aren't too attractive. Just leave it alone.

Try reddit until you're 18

>>35371599
Fixable with /fa/

>>35371527
Oh, but Varg, but I have.

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>>35371527
Stop using crossbows.

>>35371500
i don't care too much about lesbianism and the """Female""" on the right isn't working out. she needs to eat

>my high school kept yearbook photos on the wall
>All the way back to the 1940s
>All the students back then looked like adults
>Strong jaws, nice smiles, good hair
>Fast forward to today
>Kids look like the twinky fucker and the fat piece of shit like in ops photo

>Tfw kids in the 40s fought in ww2, killed many men, got a steady job and married and had kids with a beautiful woman by age 20
>Tfw kids today steal memes from an anonymous Uzbeki fish farming forum and waste their life on Twitter and student loans

Society is degenerating. Each generation is becoming more and more lukewarm and shitty. Gone are the days of heroism. It's called societal entropy. We're fucked.

>>35371500
weren't the memes different? has this picture been tampered with?

Wouldn't anal sex just feel like you are taking a shit

Excuse me.

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5803f3b53f3eb

Your argument is irrelevant

>>35371502
Surprisingly, no. It feels quite different.

>>35371462
Act like you don't need them anon. Protip, it works.

>>35371462
Yet you'll reject boipussi. SAD and hypotcritical

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>>35371483
WHERE DID THIS NOTION BEGIN?! THIS DOESNT WORK IF YOU'RE NOT A 10/10 CHAD!!!! IF YOU TRY THIS, YOU WILL BE ALONE!!

"Oh, Anon, just stop looking and you'll find someone." - T. SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU TO STOP LOOKING BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS SOMEONE BY ASKING THEM OUT

THIS DOESNT WORK!!! WOMEN ONLY LIKE MONEY AND LOOKS!!!

see what? her getting annoyed at her shirt getting bunched up?

>>35371407
her butt

>>35371391
sorry, not attracted to my sister

she's kinda ugly tea bee ayy cha

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>plain cheese
>shitty delivery brand
absolutely not

>>35371360
No. Nyet. That's gross.

Yeah people just take porn too seriously these days, I fap to scat but I don't like playing with my own shit, its just fun fapping to fucked up bizarre things.

>>35371436
>I fap to scat

>straight men are attracted to girls
Doesn't take a brain scientist to figure this out. Anyone who says traps are gay is probably a repressed homo themselves.

you tried this yesterday
stop
sage

>>35371341
This pasta is staler than the spaghetti i ate tonight.

>>35371363
lol, newfag.

fuck off