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Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?
Is it like the hand of God hovering above?
At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.
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man has free will.

i'm comfortable working and supporting an overall arching system.

but if that overlord should get corrupt, the people below do revolt and push hard for change.

so ideally, a benevolent overlord system is what i like.
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I CAN'T SHAKE THIS FEELING
IT'S
LIKE
I
SHOULDN'T EXIST
https://wronganswer.bandcamp.com/track/struggler

I don't know what that quoote was originally from though, care to tell me?
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>>35372468
It's from Plato

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How come sometimes me penis gets much harder and fuller than usual?
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>>35372386
You're more aroused then usual
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>>35372436
how do I make it happen consistently
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>>35372480
Proper diet, exercise, stop smoking, drink less coffee and improve your blood circulation
Stretching is a good way to get blood flowing, that and aerobic exercise

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I think the reason I'm such an autist is because I'm so tired all the time and usually get 3-4 hours of sleep max. Is there any truth to these claims? Pic related is me staying up even though I got uni in a few hours
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you look like how I imagine most people on this board
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You seem so chill, like nihilism itself

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Tell me exactly what I have to do and say to get a Japanese gf

Give me the EXACT process
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>>35372284

just smile 100% of the time. your cheeks will hurt until you get used to it, but you'll be swimming in nip vag.
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>>35372284
1. Be white, or exceedingly attractive
2. Learn Japanese
3. Go to Japan
4. Do something where you meet people, a school or teaching program being best
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!!
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Just whip out the BWC duh

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What's /r9k/ up to at this hour of the night?
I'm netflix and chilling w/ my gf atm.
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im taking the bait
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I'm checking this 5
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Im playing the witcher trying to forget about my suicidal thoughts

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>be 3 years old
>standing in living room next to leather sofa
>for no apparent reason think to myself "I will remember this"
>Still do
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>4 years old
>feel poop coming
>poop my pants just to see what it feels like
>decide i would forever remember this day as the day i shit my pants
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>>35372249
I had something like that but I forgot it. Shits cash yo.
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>>35372249
I remember this being posted a few months ago

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Is my cat okay?
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dat nikka dead
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rip cade ;_;

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Best jobs for robots?

Truck driver seems like a pretty good option, if you like to drive. I drive a lot and enjoy it because its like a video game except with real consquences.
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hello?

bumpriginal
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Im currently working a glorified retail job in a parts department at some shitty workshop/dealer

I'm going to get my license and drive trucks so i can blast anime music all day

I love trucks and driving too
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>>35372197
do you even have your drivers license?

you have to deal with people. do you think you're dropping off your load to a computer or something?

you don't just randomly hop in a truck and then drive somewhere and don't deal with any people.

face it you're going to have to interact with other humans if you want to get paid. fuck you might even enjoy it.

I have only 18 years old, and have theese problems
my dick is 12 cm and i am sad as fuc.
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Date me cutie
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>>35372167
>my dick is 12 cm
Prove it
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>>35372219
I don't have pictures right now and i have to study tomorrow mourning.

When I was little, it was my dream to work at Gamestop; free games, gamer friends, a nerds paradise! Well, let's just say, as you get older your priorities change but some passions stay the same. While my passion for gaming is still there, my priorities have now shifted towards those of the flesh. I crave companionship with that which has most eluded me my whole life, a female!! Through my journeys, I have always seen women I admired, but sorry to say they have not felt the same. While I've attended many a convention, met many a woman, I'm sorry to say most have failed to connect with, probably because of my penchant for cosplaying so well that I end up shrouding my identity... nevertheless!! I would dare say I love women, they are what I see but can't touch, they are beautiful elusive creatures beyond us mens control. To get to the point, my love for women and my love for video games have never come to meet in such a way before! As a regular purveyor of the local Gamestop of Williams, Arizona, I have come to take notice of a certain female employee there. A really cute young lady by the name of Sara. Now, lads, if you have ever come across a gamer girl, you know one when you see one, and this one took the cake. She had on a large Legend of Zelda shirt covered in exclusive buttons of all the gamer/anime conventions she's ever been to, dating all the way back to 2003! She's 34, but that's fine, she actually talks to me! So we hit it off and got to talking about games (only about 10 minutes, she said she had to get back to work and I had to get back to gaming!) so when I was leaving the store, I flipped around to see that they were hiring! So, what I did was go back in and ask old Sara for an application, real smooth (almost as smooth as Ryu Hayabusa) and when she eventually gave it to me, I filled out right there in the store!! Anyways, I should get the job and me and Sara can officially hit it off! Wish me good luck /r9k/!
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>tldr I'm a virgin

Wow nice post faggot
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>>35372099
Judging by that old ass pic, this has to be bait. Either way, fuck you for making me read all of that

>old sara
kek
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i thought horns come out of heads, not foreheads? she could've used a hairband. why did she superglue them to her face?

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Why do white crackers ruin everything? Who told white people they could step into Asian culture?
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>>35372087

>anime
>asian culture

pick only one. the japanese stole anime culture from white people first, see walt disney.

we are merely taking it back, rightfully.
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>>35372087
when the fuck did white people ever need your permission
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>>35372103
u can take that cellulite diabetus back back

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>floom flabcha gachoomgazzled the floooomblapsa
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>>35372082
arruga
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just WHAT did he MEAN by THIS

orelgano

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What's the most NEET drug?

I don't want my mommy knowing I do drugs, I need something that:

>doesn't smell
>controllable, can act relatively normal
>reduces depression and anxiety
>cheap
>easily attainable

Does such a drug exist?
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Nicotine. Vaping makes you look like a faggot, but NEETS aren't looked at by anyone anyway so it doesn't matter.
If you get something like mint flavor, nobody will know it's anything but candy or some shit. You can function very well on nicotine, makes you calm, yet focused, it's not the cheapest, but it's very easy to get.
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>>35372058
Nigger wht would you take drugs if all u describing is archievieng a normal state.You do drugs to change your perception not to go full normie.

On another news scientist are synthetizing a form of lsd that has no allucinogen effects and is being tested to treat depression and anxiety problems.

But you are an idiot.If you want a quick fix get some anxiolitics or antedepressants.If u live in the states it should be easy af.
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>>35372058
MDMA. I did mdma in my dorm room in uni last about 3 times and it was great. If you're a true loner you won't crave company. I just wrote shitloads, listenend to music, ate dope food and went for a walk on the comedown where I smoked jays and cigs. The night wind felt so cool and I wasn't scared of getting mugged at all. I felt like I would fight anyone who tried to fuck with me. MDMA is the comfiest drug. The next day is a bit shitty so just take vitamins, drink lots of water, have comfy food and movies available and some weed if you can. You aren't going to be doing much the next day.

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Robots would you rather have an unemployed gf or a pornstar gf?

Seems like a weird question but I've started to think about this and I think I'd rather have a porn star gf, not only is she an honest whore but I'm basically with a celebrity not only that but from what I've seen pornstar gfs actually make the best girlfriends and constantly buy their bfs nice gifts etc rather than feeding off their bfs.
It was also feel good to know my gf is appreciated.
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>>35371934
If she's a virgin, unemployed. If not, neither.
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If she's paying idgaf. I ll cook and clean and do all the shopping . I just want someone to hold hands with :(
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>>35371934
They shower their boyfriends with gifts because what man would be in a relationship with a whore that isn't a cuck? True that they will now how to give head and fuck, but at the end of the day you're kissing a whore on the lips and telling her you love her.

Rather have an unemployed gf so I can domesticate her

>tfw wearing the same underwear for three days in a row
>tfw proud of myself for being conserving and not wasteful
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>>35371884
do you live alone?
have you left the house

t.left the house 4 days ago and havent showered since then
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>recently NEET
>havent done laundry for over a month
>have dirty clothes from several months ago
>all my clothes smell like shit
>bedding smells like shit

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