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>tell girl at school I have a crush on her
>She laughs in my face and tells all her friends
>now everyone at school is making fun of me even worse than before, even the girls that i thought were nice
Should I kill them?
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>>35374867
Location.
I'll help ya wit that.
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>>35374924
Count me in too OP.
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>>35374867
find a dead animal in the woods, maybe a squirrel or a raccoon or something and throw it in her face and yell "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS AS DEAD AS THIS ANIMAL I KILLED FOR US" and then pick it up and eat some of it. They'll stop laughing at you guaranteed
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I'm a certified I've made the full robot to chad conversion. AMA
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>>35374841
How do you know you're a chad?
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>>35374841
will you ever get off my board?
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There are women here who dont shave their legs on a daily basis.
Disgusting really.
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bruh i dont even brush my teeth on a daily basis
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i have zero reason to shave. no one sees my legs. it's a waste of time, money, and effort.
q wea
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Jajaskakska ki wena po, erei un glande nunk cambies mira como me dejo tu memazo ahhhh no te creai tu meme se pitio a mi hija la proxima te saco la cresta conchetumare tai avisao
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>>35374792
Santiagofag reporting in
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>>35374792
R9K PUROOOOOOSSSS GIIIIIILLEEEEESSSSSS
>went to the strippers
>watched mutiple girls on stage strip, and some show pussy / asshole
>didn't get one erection the whole time
porn and excessive masturbation ruined me
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>go to the a strip club
>girls on stage showing their tits and ass
>can't get hard because i'm standing amongst other people with boners, yelling loudly and drinking heavily
>don't even understand what the point is, i can literally watch porn at home
>the strippers don't even dance because of me specifically, they just do their jobs, like i wouldn't get a boner from a garbage man emptying my bins
A strip club is arguably one of the least sexual environments ever. Just run down bars with blaring music and sleazy people who have to pay people to be near them.
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>>35374853
should of got a lap dance, have her rub that juicy ass all over your crotch
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>>35374853
thats what you get when you outlaw prostitution
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>decide to get my own medicare card (ausfag, yay free healthcare) which i shouldve done when 15 (now 20) but forgot and never needed it
>took me 2 months to actually go to the centre to transfer details
>took another 3 trips before I even got in the door
>took 45 minutes on the third try to work up the courage to go in and sort my shit
>freaking the fuck out (nervousness, racing heart, sweaty as fuck palms) whilst waiting, but finally got it done
what the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>35374664
You're a loser. The citizens of Australia shouldn't have to pay for your healthcare. We all know you'll never pay the country back.
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>>35374684
i pay a 10% Goods and Services Tax on everything I buy, I'm doing my bit. wasn't my point anyways
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>>35374664
Anxiety. Get your card, seek help (/meds). Things will get easier.
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so why didnt u kys yourself yet?
origimi
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>>35374660
I'm actually a normie with a gf who is completely happy in life so I've never once thought about it to be honest.
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>>35374660
Because I might be able to move from my parents house now that I got a job.
And you guys said being a wageslave was not worth it.
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It would create a lot of sadness for some people in my life AND drastically increase their chance of committing suicide (proven).
And I like music, video games, stand-up, fashion, and food.
There's a lot to live for but living is a hell of a lot of work, that's where the suicide thoughts come in. Relief.
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Fembots would you ever date a blackbot?
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>>35374657
Not OP but im lurking here as i am curious of the answer
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>>35374657
>>35374736
hey niggers
No.
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Blacks cannot be robots, they get EVERYTHING for free
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What's your favorite cologne
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Well? Guys, what do you like to wear?
Femanons, what smell makes you cream your panties?
My favorite is pic related, but it's expensive, so I use Drakkar Noir as my second choice.
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>>35374636
Terre d'Hermes is the only correct answer.
Had women tell me it's their favourite cologne.
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>>35374646
>Walmart has it for $17
>Another store has the exact same bottle and size for $170
Am I being memed?
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>>35374636
Idk what is the deal with all the /soc/ tier threardes on /r9k/ but you guise are on the wrong subreddit
mmk?
btw you can buy drakkar noir spritz' for a quarter in shitty movie theater piss-pooled bathrooms so get a hold of yourself
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Can we start an "I need cuckolding" movement on Reddit?
Here's my basic plan
1. Post pictures of ourselves holding signs that say "I need cuckolding because...." followed by some contrived reason so as to individualize each post.
These reasons should appeal to the average Redditfag, so they need to be things like "...because if she's fucking around, so can i, but I still love her". Things that appeal and ultimately give off the appearance of the user having an active sex life.
2. Eventually gains gain traction from Reddit forming a new movement of the target demographic <12-17 white males>
3. Average fully grown women grow insecure and rebel, putting an end to cheating completely
Suddenly, women are more faithful and willing to compromise with men, and even listen to them, putting men in complete control while also making younger men look like little bitches
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>>35374622
Or they jUst fuck around with the hottest chads and don't give a shit either way
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>>35374622
>women are more faithful and willing to compromise with men
topkek m8
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>>35374622
Oh look, another newfag trying to do a funny xD 4chan prank
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>there are fembots with stinky assholes reading this post
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>>35374588
I'm a malebot with a stinky asshole, can I read this post too?
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>>35374655
you can read it
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>>35374691
do you want to sniff my stinky boy asshole?
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>mfw alt-right nazis make fun of my appearance
I never get tired of being such a good feminist ally :) :) :)
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>>35374535
>having shitty hair and fake glasses makes you a good feminist
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>>35374562
Pffft, you wish you were wealthy and enlightened enough to live in San Francisco and go to GDC.
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>>35374535
Most on the alt-right don't look much better.
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>he doesn't have a lady pot fetish
2017 anon, you need to catch up.
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That's fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed for even downloading that piece of degeneracy.
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>>35374560
>thinks this is disgusting.
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I just call it "pot body" under my bookmark tags, I think I got that fetish a couple of years ago.
I wish there was male art under it.
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> 2017
> not dating yourself
You are literaly a cuck if you date anyone but yourself
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>>35374387
/r9k/ is too dumb to understand this, OP.
Hello and bye bye tho, it's fucking 2:48 AM
>Goodnight_pink_haired_girl_pic.jpg
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>There are people in /r9k/ who have never masturbated in front of a mirror
Too sad
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>>35374648
I masturbated to pictures of myself from 10 years agoI'm 18
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Post shit you hated in school
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>phys ed
>"Alright everybody we're going to dance, group up guys and girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35374302
Your gym class wasn't split by gender? Weird.
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>>35374302
>guy I was forced to dance with in 7th grade hated me and said I smelled like shit
>much bigger and stronger than him since I'd hit my growth spurt/puberty and he hadn't
>purposely crush his hand, step on his feet and stay very close to him every lesson