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>lost virginity to a beautiful curvy brunette last night
>still feel nothing and wish I was dead
I thought it would make me feel a little bit better but I'm so jaded and cynical about life that nothing will fix it
to you robots out there that think women will fix your life, they won't
what's the next step in my descent into hell
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>>35376917
>he fell for the sex meme
Congrats, loser. Now you've lost your wizard powers, too.
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at least you got laid so there is that.
Was it a hooker?
If not is she a potential relationship partner ? This could make you feel better.
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>>35376917
>Sticking your dick in some random fatty doesn't fix all your problems immediately like magic
Really makes me think OP
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redpill me on International Women's Day, /r9k/
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>>35376901
It shouldn't exist
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bitches want gifts and attention
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Who cares ? I dont need a specific day to appreciate the woman i care about.
Just like they dont need the international mens day to appreciate us. This is just pointless
>25 yo NEET
>go on tinder
>get every detail on all pictures perfect to make me look more attractive than I really am
>get 50+ matches, most attention and approval I've gotten in years
>strike up autistic conversation one by one
>know chatting online will get nowhere and make them ignore me eventually
>take my womanizer friend's advice to get them to meet asap
>one decides to meet with me
>6/10 brunette with blue eyes likes vidya, literal dream girl
>literally shaking
>happy feelings and butterflies for the first time in years
>imagine what it would be like just cuddling with her
>life now worth living
>i cleanup, try to look presentable but when i look into the mirror i know my ugliness would turn her off
>knowing this is my only chance at happiness i just go for it
>we meet at the food court in the mall
>heart jumps out of my chest just looking at her
>"...are you anon?"
>she hesitates and tries to hide her disgust but i know it's there
>she sits down with her phone out like i'm not even there
>can already tell how this will go
>says nothing to me the entire time unless i ask her
>she looks like she really wants to leave but she's nice enough not to hurt my feelings by just leaving i guess
>another guy comes to our table and starts chatting her up
>she's 1000x more receptive to him than to me
>why did i even go
>life loses all meaning again
>she says she has to go and leaves chatting with him
>sit there fighting back tears go home fap, sleep and post this the next day
how should i end it?
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>he fell for the women meme
do somethng else with you time senpai
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ITT: things that never happened originally
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I believed this until you said a guy just came up to her and stole her from you that doesn't happen irl lmao.
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What does /r9k/ think of Milo? I personally hate him.
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>>35376892
I agree with him on a lot of stuff, but i hate his "im better than you and you're dumb lol" attitude
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He's a tryhard edgy gay alt-lite faggot who likes black dicks up the ass.
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>>35376892
Scum that deserved what he got.
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>family tells me that it's not fair they work and I sit at home with no job
>they tell me living on disability sitting at home is also not an option
>my friend is offering to take me to a job fair
Make the normies stop mane make it stop
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>>35376877
>friend
>complains about normies
fuck off back to whatever normie shithole you came from
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>>35377818
I don't think being friendless is a robot requirement, OP is probably still a neet virgin.
>>35376877
you should find a way to use disability to live on your own and then you can rot away all by your lonesome just like me and many others, maybe look into a barebones studio apartment
Fuck women, they always complain about not having a bf, but meanwhile there are like 10 boys who have a crush on her and 20 messages in their inbox.
They can litteraly just text any guy she know and it will develop into a relationship.
It's your fault when you don't have a bf, you just have too fucking high expectations
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>>35376822
you're now aware the "just lower your standards" talk online is directed at females and not males
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>>35376822
Well, that's how it is, amigo. Trouble is that there's no real pressure on women to have any positive qualities. They're told that existing is basically enough.
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>by discord666
OUT OUT OUT YOURE NO BETTER THAN A ROASTIE OUT
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Be yourself, unless you are corny. Then be mysterious. hoes like mysterious niggas.
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>>35376806
Don't tell autists to act "mysterious" they become fedora dark blades
Just get rid of your depression and bee yourself (easier said than done)
If you're a douchebag then tone it down, as long as you aren't a raging cunt people will still tolerate you, as long as you behave like a human being every now and then
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seriously how fucking hard is it to just be confident and lift. you guys are making it way harder than it needs to be
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Another day another dollar my NEET babbys
I'll be back by sunset, theres food in the fridge and you got my number so call me if you need anything.
enjoy your day sweetie! :^)
Muah
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SAY SOMETHING YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD YOU ALWAYS IGNORE ME I AM FED UP DEALING WITH YOUR SMART ASS ALWAYS ON THAT COMPUTER YOU NEED TO SOCIALIZE AND GO OUTSIDE THIS ISNT HEALTHY I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU PLEASE SPEAK TO ME YOU KNOW IM ALWAYS HEREFPR YOU BUT YOU ALWAYS PUSH ME AWAY WORK WITH ME YOU CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU I KNOW YOU ARE SMART YOUCAN DO ANYTHING I BELIEVE IN YOU ALWAYS HAVE PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU ILL TALK TO MY BOSS AND YOU CAN GET A JOB WITH ME IF YOU WANT PLEASE LET ME KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU KNOW THAT
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>>35376725
I will gladly suck the dick right off your jontron looking self
How are you this hot tf
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>>35378828
Dont ever compare me to that jew hating, anti-seminar, jewtube celebrity nazi-loving persian-gulf towelhead sand digger lookin THICC nazi cuck ever again
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>he doesn't like people or society
>but he wants the fickle creature that is women
>to constantly be with him in some kind of relationship
Explain yourselves
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>>35376720
penis in vagina
need i say more?
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>>35376890
>i just want to put my peepee in a vagoo
You don't want a girlfriend you want a hooker
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>>35376720
I hate people and society but I still want a bf I just want him to be as spiteful as me and we can be together forever and don't need society.
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This man, who derails threads, makes up fantasty stories and filibusters every chance he gets is, in fact a real life person, and also a meth junkie. We can tell that it's his meth use that makes him this way; a 40-50 year old man spouting nonsense and arguing incessantly with everyone, making poor, incoherent insults about mothers and sisters, and generally being a complete and utter retard.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IRRyKnFTV1Y
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>>35376711
He's a twisted fucking psychopath
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>>35376711
Good. all threads on this board are shit and deserve to be derailed.
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>>35376711
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Do people usually have sourcream on their chili con carne or am I speshul?
Also, feel free to share your delicious noms ~
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>>35376675
>Foodsies?
Facebook?
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>>35376675
Sourcream is the ultimate sauce
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>>35376699
what'?
Czecked dem double dubs btw
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>tfw you dont hate any group or anyone except for yourself
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>>35376659
wat kind of cat is that?
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>>35376683
/cum/ beast
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>>35376683
Gerold
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What makes you want to die?
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i'm a poorfag who lives in a poor country
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>>35376558
Being alive 2bh
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Seeing cute/attractive teen girls in real life knowing I haven't fucked one and probably never will, there really is no point existing I have such a shit sad life.
But yeah being alive as well. Existence is suffering and it would've been better to have not been born at all.
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>be salaryslave
>wake up hour before work
>immediatley take dump
>flush, water level rapidly reaches top of bowl
>turn off water manually
>try to plunge but the water is pure Brown and poop water is getting all over the floor
>have great idea that if I remove some of the water plunging will be easier
>store poop water in plastic container
>plunge
>turn on water and then flush
>toilet bowl fills up to top again
>spray air freshener everywhere and leave it and go to work
It was an interesting morning boys
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Anon ur so gross
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>>35376403
Prepare for the flooding of "who /shitjugs/ here".
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>>35376465
Agreed.
>HURREGINALD
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If you could repeat all 4 years of high school with the knowledge you gained by the end, would you do it?
I think about this sometimes and I absolutely would. My life is by no means a wreck, I go to one of the top 20 universities in the world and feel generally content, but when I look back at all the opportunities I turned aside I feel a sense of remorse. I matured so much from 14-18 (obviously) but it wasn't until it was way too late by the end of junior year that I really realized just how much I had missed out on. I never joined a sport even though I'm 6'3 and fit, I never fully devoted myself to extracurricular activities even though I had plenty of free time, and I never had a proper friend group let alone a girlfriend. My senior year I began going to parties and even kinda got over my social autism, becoming friendly with roughly half my class, but it was way too late to have a proper high school social experience. That being said I suppose missing out on those opportunities is what lead me to be the motivated hard worker I am today, but I just can't help but wonder how different things would be. Just had to share these feels, please remind me that I'm a fag, I owe it to you for reading this.
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Fuck no, the thought of having to wake up early and going outside makes me want launch babies at a brick wall.
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>>35376400
>go back to 2008
>with all that I know now
Fuck highschool, I'm using my knowledge of the future to get fucking rich.
Even if it is just buying up all the gitaxian probes I can.