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Happy women's day /R9K/'
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I wonder if she still lurks 4chan
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>>35377628
Tfw all the women who protest today turn into traps
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Lets share our piss collections. Time stamps my dudes or it doesn't count.
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But we don't have piss collections, tis a meme.
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Dis gon b gud
Origanoli
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>>35377546
Normies have really taken over.... I thought.... I thought...I don't know what I thought...
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Why is Chad so often unable to pull-off business casual attire? It is common for me to see them wearing poorly fitting shirts poorly tucked in, and their outfits are poorly color coordinated, if at all.
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>>35377474
I don't know what you're talking about all the chads wear well fitted shirts and pants.
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That's a Beta Plus, my good op.
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Beta plus boys make the best orbiters, desu.
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I bet this won't get archived.
My cuck friend says it will
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Every thread is automatically archived
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good threadunoriginal
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>Hey Anon, I got a new mirror!
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>>35377324
>tan
i dont care, fuck off roasty
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Whoop die fucking do you roastie toastie cunt.
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>>35377324
>Conventionally "attractive"
>Probably no personality
0/10 anon
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What will you be having for lunch?
I have no tendies left in my glovebox and I can't get out of my racecar bed so you guys have to decide for me.
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>>35377305
What restaurants are near you? I'd go for Chinese, but it depends on how good the places are compared to your available pizza options
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pizzzzzzzzzzzza
i love pizza pizza
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>be me
>Still lives with parents
>no fembot
>only friends are my fucking goldfish
should i kill myself now
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>>35377265
depends how old are you anon?
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>>35377265
Why not move out? O'Reginald.
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>>35377296
im trying to i work at kfc
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Having a girlfriend is nothing but trouble. She may seem smart at first but they are really just stupid animals.
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you're going to get REEEEEE'd to death by /r9k/ or being accused of not understanding them because you have something they will never have bla bla ba
Truth is you're right. Having a gf is a fucking hassle
t. guy who had a big fight with his gf last night over something ridiculous
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>>35377237
How do you get sex then??
Origipenis
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>>35377237
sex vs being emotionally drained by a succubus
It's a sacrifice
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>ass is hurting again
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least you dont have hemorrhoids desu
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>>35377181
>college only supplies 1-ply toilet paper because "muh waste reduction"
>my ass is raw from having to wipe with this sandpaper
>everytime I wipe it's extremely painful and my ass bleeds
The school charges students $30,000+ a year to attend, and they won't even provide acceptable toilet paper. I HATE THIS PLACE
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>>35377197
everyone has haemorrhoids
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>TFW finally got a gf
>TFw I actually was just my self
>Chad's are actually right
>Mfw
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>>35377179
nice anon. this gives me hope at least.
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>>35377179
i give it 1 week
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SILENCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Happy International Woman's Day /r9k/
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For a moment there I thought she was pissing in the sink.
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>>35377544
Honest mistake
originalo
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>>35377176
scat version is better
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how much would it coast to make you take it up in the bp, anon? be honest
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like 50k i think at least
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If the guy is cute I'll pay
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id do it for 5k.
Maybe even less if the guy had a small dick.
I don't really place any value on it one way or the other, I'm primarily concerned with ass damage.
Honestly id sell my ass for 1k. I really need money. But i'm a dude and faggots dont need to pay to get gay sex.
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WHERE IS THAT GUY WHO SAID HE IS MAKING A MOVE ON HIS ONEITIS ON WENSDAY!!??!?!?!?!?! IM HERE! edition
also on phone edition so no knight pics sadly
>how was your day?
>what's your problems?
>gather round the fire and discuss
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this is edition 3 of /bonfirefeels/ btw
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>edition 3
should have died on 1
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>>35377228
feelsbad
2 SECOND MUUUUUUUTE
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HMMMM THREAD
>post hmmm
>get hmmmm
>this thread gunna die soon because of all the normie shit
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only picked this up from a few ago, i want to see more
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who leads who
Anonymous
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>setting up new sento isuzu figure that arrived today
>mom knocks on my door
>'honey i brought you your sodies and snacks for your little playdate tonight'
>have to correct the stupid bitch
>'IT'S Sento mom, Isuzu Sento and she's what you would call a waifu. I know she's not real'
>hands me mountain dew and pizza rolls
>STUPID idiot
>'i asked for mountain dew: code red'
>'sweetie the gas station i stopped it didn't ha-'
>'I said SPECIFICALLY CODE FUCKING RED STUPID'
>tears start coming to her eyes
>'anon please i sta-'
>'LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU'
>plug my fingers in my ears and begin thrashing around on my bed
>she's begging me something; i don't bother to pay attention anymore
>grab several of the piss jugs from the rotation
>begin to pour the contents over the new shirts she got me for my birthday
>screaming 'I WANT TENDIES I WANT TENDIES GIVE ME TENDIES'
>she's weeping on the floor with her face buried in her hands
>whip the empty bottles at her before slamming the door
>several hours later she knocks at my door again
>i open, i see she removed the urine soaked shirts i threw in the hall
>'here anon i'm sorry about earlier'
>hands me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew: Code Red and 10 piece Wendy's spicy chicken tendies
>stuff 2 in my mouth
>issh okay thanksh mom
>slam door
Why the fuck can't people just listen to simple instructions? I don't repeat myself.
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It was kind of funny to read one of these in a long time.
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Awww your mom is so nice
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>>35376937
The roastie is fucking retarded. You gave her clear, simple tasks and she was unable to even complete them. She's lucky that you were so forgiving this time, but make sure that she doesn't mess up again.