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>you will never experience this
How does this make you feel?
Cuddling is even better than sex when you do it with your loved one
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>>35378098
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgfnhmjyftgfhghfdghff
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I don't yearn for most things so I feel pretty apathetic, m9.
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>>35378098
cuddling feels good but the hair in your face is going to get really itchy. as long as you can deal with that and a sleeping arm, yeah it's cool.
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>tfw basic income will never be a thing
>you will never be able to be a comfy NEET not having to worry about your income
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For now it will never be a thing, but if automation becomes more and more a thing - if it does - who knows?
But who knows the future? Nobody knows
We'll see
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It's already becoming a thing in places like finland. You're being unreasonably pessimistic
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It's happening in Canada as we speak.
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who else here is still alive only because they don't want to traumatize their family with finding your dead body?
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i am thinking about maiking it look like i got stabed in an dark alley or stab miself in the neck and jump in a river
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It's a very common sentiment amongst most young adults without a future. I'm in the same boat.
Shit sucks.
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just admit you're a coward to kill yourself and you're nothing but an attention seeker trying to justify it with your ""muh mum"" argument
>welcome home sir, what duties are we responsible for today?
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>>35378041
>left girl, you're on tendie duty, start with dinosaur nuggets then take a few trips to the local fried chicken shops please
>middle girl, i took a mean shit last night from yesterdays kfc tendies so I'm gonna need you suit up and start cleaning the skiddies from the toilet and floor cos i did a oopsy xD then you gotta clean out my onahole with some good bleaching
>right girl, ok you gotta sit here and watch me play overwatch, telling me how good I am when I get potgs and sick shots on my widow/hanzo competitve main, then you have to race me in mario kart and you gotta let me win too, YOU FUCKING TRY TO WIN AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU WHORE, but yeah, just make it close xD and make sure when i accidentally go poopy last night, you have some toilet roll to clean me up good and proper.
thx roasties toasties
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>>35378041
left girl, you're coming with me. the rest can take a day off as soon as you've delivered a good amount of booze to our room. that'll be all. do not interrupt
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>ummm n-nothing thanks i'll j-just be in my room
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WHY ThE FUCK IS /r9k/ BECOMING A NORMIE /soc/ SHITHOLE?
>you've had sex
GET OUT
>you've kissed
GET OUTTTT
>you have a job
GET THE FUCK OUTTTT
>you have friends
GET THE FUCCCCKKK OUT ALREADY
>you have hobbies
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
>you breathe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAAAVE FUCKING NORMIES
>you exist
>>>/out/
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How bout no, what'cha gon do bout it?
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>>35378026
the weak should fear the strong dess
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Your time is up, robot. We told you many times to leave, you refused. Now we have to enforce our will upon this board. You can't beat us so you might as well join us or leave.
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>Tell the driver where i want to go
"What?"
>Tell him again
"I can't hear you"
>Line behind me getting impatient
>Tell him a third time
"Sorry You'll have to speak up"
>Tell him to forget it and get off the bus
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>>35377989
Sounded like he was being pretty patient with you anon, why didn't you just speak up?
Also what bus are you talking about?
I've never had to tell a bus driver where I was getting off.
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I know that feel. My speaking skills are so rusty I just mumble to normals. Try slowing down and speaking louder. It won't come as as natural but at least you'll be understood.
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>>35378004
Op probably lives in a desert type environment. I know in Sweden Stockholm you just pay single price. Usually small cities have same bus fee regardless of distance. In Paris, France or London you ha e to know your stop, the price difference can be 500%
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>phone is 40% charged
>in protective case
>drop it on the ground
>goes black, won't turn back on
>try to charge it
>goes to charging screen, apple logo, back to black, and repeat cycle
>unplug it and it just stays completely black
>plug it back in and it repeats that annoying cycle but won't actually turn on
>try to hold the power and home button simultaneously for 40 seconds like is suggested online, both while it's plugged in and while it's not
>does nothing
What the hell is the problem? Do I need a new battery?
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>>35377984
The problem is you bought an apple product
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You have probably knocked the connector for the battery loose. If you are repair savvy, check the battery in your iPhone. If not. Get it repaired/replaced.
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>having an apple product
I think I found your problem OP.
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> He cant just go to his bf and put his head on his shoulder and get his daily dosis of cuddles
i truly pity you
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>>35377971
if your boyfriend is over the age of 13 then you're a normie and you don't belong here.
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>British society (I can't speak for the rest of the world but I imagine it's similar mostly)
>Took everything natural about life away from us over the ages, forcing us to live in the current socioeconomic model of studying & working for most of our lives, as opposed to living off of the land & nature like every other lifeform & our own ancestors
>We're the only animal in nature that labours endlessly for material possessions, or labours for anything other than food & survival
>That same society
>You're judged to be a lazy scrounger if you don't want to work even though we left you no other option
No matter how I think about it logically, I just can't see modern life as being anything other than slavery. The only other options left if you don't want to be a part of the system (you had no say in) is to go with a tent in the woods scrounging for food, or go beg on the streets. It doesn't seem natural at all. I'd honestly rather the government just gave me a little patch of land to grow food on and a hut to sleep in with some fresh running water nearby.
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>>35377903
well done. you made it past the age of 12.
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>>35377903
>I'd honestly rather the government just gave me a little patch of land
Lazy fuck. Go out and earn your patch of land.
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>>35377922
I'm nearly 30 and I'd kill myself but I'm not even depressed, not really. Just filled with a lack of purpose or meaning, coupled with anxiety & paranoia and complete social retardation. I was never gonna make it in this weird world.
>>35377923
What you're saying comes under what I said in OP post. We have to go out and work for someone else in this socioeconomic model to get anywhere or anything. And there are no choices. None of us had a say in this model of society, we're just born into it and the consensus is be a part of it or fuck off.
It all boils down to
>You can't have any livelihood unless you spend 40 hours a week in some place you don't want to be, plus travel time, plus endless menial social interactions
No other lifeform or animal on earth has to go through all of this bullshit just to get by
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>"Hey, what's your name?"
>>"Uhhh, a-anon."
>"An-what?"
>>"Anon..."
>"I can't understand you. Speak louder."
>too embarrased to answer at this point and just go stare mode
>someone else answers for you
>mfw
Why the fuck am I like this?
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>>35377884
it's their own fault for being deaf fucking bitches with hearing ruined by going to parties.
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>>35378103
I don't know why this happens.
At home I sound clear but when I'm around other people I somehow sound a lot quieter even though I feel like I'm shouting.
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>B OP
>Have a small dick
>personally feeling negative emotion
>learned about jelqing
>But milking my schlong takes forever to get gains
>research for penile taffy 4000 ultimate stretcher
>Found and bought a used phallosan forte on sell.
>clean it with germ death, and Tite Kubo manga
>putted on the "condom" and placed my xenomorph in the vacuum chamber
>dong retracted into my body as it became more flaccid, which left the head only half way in the chamber
>Didn't think it mattered-bad mistake!
(hour later)
>its kinda starting to hurt
>"oh well, it's supposed to hurt a bit" I foolishly thought
>TG, my bladder senses are tinkling
>to the restroom away!
>remove the phallosan
>my fudge sickle's tip looked like a hybrid between Patrick Star and a Flathead screwdriver
>Either way, I need to piss
>I released the kraken.
>There was unsweetened lemonade all over the floor, the toilet, sides of the tub...
Apparently, leaving the chamber halfway resulted the "condom" to move vertically, and pinching the blood out of the glands. While swelling up other parts.
>It still smell like piss to this day
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You ass that I'd learned my lesson. No, no, no, my dear child.
Afterword, I let this vacuum occurrence happen twice, I cut my peepee (nothing major), and now.
>Okay, I now know the learning curve and I'm ready to take the journey of five thousand steps. (Again)
>Decide to wear the "condom" more to the right side to feel a bit better (because it pitched a little).
>30 mins passed by.
>Pain has returned
>Checked myself, and there's nothing out of place.
>An hour has passed.
>The pain is getting worst, without a seeming reason why. Then again, maybe I'm Just not used the phallosan.
>Want to remove it so bad.
>No, then it'll be all for nothing!
>Tu hours passed.
>Looked at the clock, and thought " I want to wait another hour..."
>"But I can't!"
>I lifted the curse off the holy lands, the forte is gone!
>Only to become shocked at the site!
>I was greeted by the hunchback of notre dick.
My benis was almost entirely swollen in the right side and the back. I applied too much pressure in the vacuum chamber, which caused my foreskin to creep over the "condom" and store water under the skin.
>b me
>not sure what to do.
>Walked out the 'room with my painful dragonslayer like a penguin trying not to shite himself
>The swollen skin was making it worst, it was cutting the circulation.
Keep in mind, someone was playing game the other room, and I kinda wanted to watch.
>W/ an ice pack in me pants, I wobbled to the room, and I wobbled out whenever I needed to
>Now, I'm laying down with an iceberg on my broken Titenic.
Jack, please hold me...;_;
Jack, please hold me... ;_;
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>>35377861
>xenomorph in the vacuum chamber
AHAHAHAHWHWHAHAHAHAHAJDKKFDR N
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wow you are literally the dumbest piece of shit
i stole my moms dildo tho
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Hiiiii!
*hugs*
How's it going, buddy?
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ah need... ah need bout tree fiddy
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>>35377928
https://www.reddit.com/user/deathlykinos
https://www.reddit.com/user/eeekingman
https://www.reddit.com/user/emmastonecantact
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I love her dress, what designer is that?
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>tfw no ENTJ fembot gf
Anyone else have this feel?
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As an INTP, i do have this feel. ENTJ girls are supposed to be the best type for us. Good luck finding one though, im 99% sure that there are literally zero of them here.
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>ENTJ
>fembot
Oh im laffin
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>>35377766
INFP here, I want an ENXJ woman to save me.
Sadly I'm ugly as fuck and people probably think I'm a brainless hooligan because of that.
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>be me
>close friends with qt 3.14 in grade school (lets call her Elle)
>she's a total weeb, or "otaku" in her own terms
>some girls from my class hate her. whether this stems from jealousy i will never find out.
>im into anime, but probably not on her tier
>cosplays in events
>one time i met her in the mall with my mom and she cheerfully called to me. my mom teased me about her afterwards.
>my best friend wants to go out with her and its her birthday in a few days (lets call him Joe)
>i tell him her favorite anime (it was a secret though) and told him it might be nice to give her merch from that show (that was originally my plan)
>fast-forward few days
>Elle is thrilled with the gift(s) Joe gave her (he literally splurged)
>She then confronts me afterwards and is angry with me. she realized i told Joe what she likes.
>she then asks me if i had anything for her birthday
>i dont. i realized that if i gave her a gift the same time Joe did i would ruin his chances at her.
>i dont recall what happened after that but i assume it wasnt pretty, although i think she cried
>went to different high schools afterwards
>fast forward to now
>she is a famous cosplayer now and has a shit-ton of followers
>never communicated to her since
>everytime i want to pm her, a sinking feeling swirls inside my stomach
i've always felt like i missed a vital point in my childhood
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Stop being a wuss and contact her! She'd probably love to hear from you.
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>>35377801
it's been like 10 years and i feel like an asshole for suddenly talking to her after ignoring her fb all these years
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>>35377816
If it comes to that bridge, walk over it but a simple "Hello, it's been years yadda yadda" isn't gonna hurt.
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How do normal people get girlfriends? Do they ask a girl out?
What words do they use? "Want to go on a date"? How do you know if you're officially girlfriend and boyfriend?
Are you allowed to touch your girlfriend's private areas whenever you want? Like can just grab her boobs or feel her butt in private? Can you walk around naked near your girlfriend? Will she walk around naked near you?
I honestly just can't imagine it at all. It doesn't make any sense to me. I don't think any girl would ever be anything other than revolted at me and disgusted that I'm even alive and in their presence. It's amazing to think that some people have girlfriends and those girlfriends let them have sex with them, touch them, walk around naked near them, etc.
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>How do normal people get girlfriends? Do they ask a girl out?
I guess some of them use dating sites? I've also heard that a lot of them meet girls through common friends.
>Are you allowed to touch your girlfriend's private areas whenever you want? Like can just grab her boobs or feel her butt in private? Can you walk around naked near your girlfriend? Will she walk around naked near you?
Probably depends on a lot of variables
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>>35377705
If you've been dating long enough she'll probably let you do whatever you want whenever. Unless she's some feminazi. That's how it is with my gf. I just fondle her boobs or reach into her pants when i feel like it. She does the same
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I'd tell you if I knew.