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You know what's fucking bullshit?

Girls can have any kind of body and guys will want to fuck her regardless.

When a guy has too much fat, or little muscle, or no toned body, or body hair, girls are disgusted and reject him

FUCKING ROASTIES YOU DONT KNOW HOW EASY YOU HAVE IT IN LIFE, YOURE NEVER INDEPENDENT AND RESPONSIBLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE A MAN TAKES CARE OF YOU
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I see ugly men with ugly children all the time.
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You're describing Stacy. Different girls have different ideals.

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Who /losingweight/ here?

I'm on week 3 of my journey. Started at 227 and went down to 223 in a the first 10-12 days. Tomorrow morning is my weigh in day, hoping for 220 or less. Been doing a lot more walking, drinking only water, no alcohol, and watching my calorie intake. Gonna start doing some kettlebell squats and some HIIT on this stationary bike I got from my parents.

Also gonna learn how to cook things other than pasta, perogies, and eggs.
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>started running twice a week
>eating more
>forcing myself to talk to stragers(mostly girls)

Still very lazy
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Heh one reply. Classic /r9k/
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>>35378454
I'm starting to eat more and do bodyweight exercises. I gained 1 kg yay

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>tfw no M(ale)ILF gf to take care of me
Why live?
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>>35378435
the fuck is a "M(ale)ILF"? A futa milf?
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>>35378460
How new are you? Everyone knows about M(ale)ILFs
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>>35378475
It must have slipped past me.

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>Finally feel and seem wanted by a girl
>Think about her as I go through my day
>Focus on all the good things about her, devise an illusion of perfection from her for a moment
>Browse /r9k/
>Realize she's a stacy normalfag only going after me because of my easily perceived desperateness, who would take advantage of my loyalty and anxieties for her own personal emotional gain as she waits for her chance to suck chad's dick
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>>35378434
Stop redpilling me. I didn't ask for this feel
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>>35378434
>after me because of my easily perceived desperateness, who would take advantage of my loyalty and anxieties for her own personal emotional gain as she waits for her chance to suck chad's dick
this but it doesnt end here
>realize that when you become chad they are after you for personal worth validation and their projection of a perfect male figure
the ride never ends
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>>35378910
>and when they ditch chad because he didn't get drafted in whatever sport he likes to play professionally, they head over to the successful, wealthy males where they lust after your pockets and your ability and willingness to conform to what ever requests they have. They don't have to get a job, pay for anything, and still get treated like a princess

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TFW no QT Tumblr girlfriend
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>>35378400
I have a qt tumblr neet friend who I talk about anime with.
How do I hit on her?
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>tumblr gf
why
4chan girls are the best
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>>35378400
how is her body even supporting her head

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>You will never be good enough
>You will never be attractive enough
>You will never be strong enough
>You will never be smart enough
>Even when you become enough, you can instantly be replaced

I can't take it R9K. It's driving me insane!
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this was the most kino Eva moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUYwvM7PlQ&t

and I hated Asuka during the entire run of the show
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REJECT_INSTRUMENTALITY.MDS
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>You will never be good enough
not true
>You will never be attractive enough
not true, having sex with this man right now
>You will never be strong enough
i'm working on it
>You will never be smart enough
probably not
>Even when you become enough, you can instantly be replaced
just because we can be replaced doesn't mean we will be

get a grip

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Is it wrong that I wanna marry her and fix her?
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>>35378318
Please post more of her , dump all you have of her
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ANOTHER THREAD HOW ORIGINAL

YOU CAN'T FIX A BROKEN HYMEN YOU SOFT CUNT
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>>35378318
>fix her

You're autistic if you think you can fix any woman that far gone.

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I cant stop eating and masturbating with my own shit. It just feels so damn good and for some reason I love the smell.
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>>35378261
Eating shit is only cute is a girl does it. This is degeneracy bro.
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>>35378267
its a pleasure that is unparalleled by the touch of a woman.
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>>35378261
You are just another one of these sick robots crying out for attention. That's not even you.

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let us all raise a tendy and grape juice for the wage slaves who, right now are suffering at work
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>>35378229
Amen opie wan
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>>35378229
Jokes on you. Just got home from work and I'm currently making dinner.
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>>35378229
Gimme tendies and juice before my lunch break considerate anon <3

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>that girl who always made my day just by smiling and saying hi to me doesn't go to school anymore
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>>35378228
>Stacy gf breaks up with me
>feeling down at school
>qt transfer introduces herself
>get her number
>text for a week
>got a new gf yesterday

Good feels, man
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>get along great with girl
>start thinking she might like me
>consider asking her out
>she gets a bf before i muster the courage
>he's a complete idiot but he's good looking
>still have to see and talk to her everyday

High school was fucking cancer
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>Girl walks me to my next class arm in arm
>Don't think anything of it
>Keeps trying to invite me to go do stuff with her
>Don't think anything of it
>Years later she's married and living it up
>I'm still a 28 year old neet in my dad apartment

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>tfw want a fembot gf
I don't even want a normal woman gf anymore. Normies are like a different species to me, every normie male or female make me feel nothing but disgust. I want a broken fembot gf to live with and be shut ins together. Too bad they all want Chad
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>>35378219
>met a young girl that was absolutely alone and depressed
>she got attached and wanted to hug me and know what boys feel like
>called me senpai
>cut contact with me after 2 days

Those were some of the happiest 2 days in a long damn time. I felt wanted and god I wanted to live, those days. I wanted to survive. Now it's back to depression.
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>>35378219
>>35378260
>thinking a women can ever genuinely be lonely
You fags deserve to die alone.

Tell me what's on your mind /r9k/.

I'm having a serious cold since yesterday and it's fucking killing me. I hate colds so much. It's fucking disgusting, my nose burns, my ears and throat hurt and I know that I will get almost no sleep tonight again. It's also hindering me from learning for my final exams, which are starting in two weeks.
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The weather is beautiful outside and its making my depression worse. I feel even more pathetic being a ANEET. I miss the dead of winter.
>>35378197
Being sick is one of the worst feels in the world. Hope you get better soon.
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>>35378239
Winter truly is the comfiest season isn't it? I love looking at the stars when it's dark outside and I'm alone.
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a girl hugged me and kissed me on the cheek when i was on ecstasy a few days ago and i havent really gotten over it still. i thought i was past that feel when no gf, but deep down it was apparently still there. maybe it was just the kick of the drug but god damn i think im lonelier than i thought. to think it was nothing special at all for her.

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Go and make a chart like I have and post them!

I want to see when you guys peaked and how your life has been, greentext stories are also welcome of course.
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Okay until 15 then declines.
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>>35378180
post template, I aint recreating that nigga
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>parents divorced when I was 9
>had lots of shitty times during chidlhood due to obesity
>found a group of friend in late highschool
>moved out at 18
>first and only gf at 20
>about to graduate

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What's so funny wite boi?

How do you respond?
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Why are you looking at me, you dirty slag
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>>35378168
>I wasn't even fucking looking at you kill yourself.
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>>35378444
trips speak the truth
oreganoooiiiii

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Why do normies always try to do small talk? Do they not get that some people don't want to talk?

>getting haircut
>roastie hairdresser keeps trying to talk to me
>at dentist
>roastie dentist constantly asking me questions about random shit
>getting groceries
>wagecuck cashier talks about some random shit
>always respond "u-uh...yeah sure"

The fuck is this? Why can't people just do their task and be quiet
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>cashier
use self checkout bro, I won't even shop at stores without it
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>>35378153
not everyone is the same bitter fuck as you are. because of this, they like to improve the day with some chatting since work isn't that much fun but it pays bills at the end of the month.

why don't you have your mom to do your hair and teeth and stop bitching about someone talking to your sorry ass ? maybe you could even have your groceries delivered
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>>35378153
because they dont have autism

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