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Does anybody play this game?
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>>35382243
Hello I liek videeo gaems and watch is this 1 ples
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>>35382272
Realm of the mad god
orgignalaaa comment
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who wc tops here
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>Pirate comes into the surgery
>Has just returned from a long voyage at sea
>Lost his eye patch, and is fed up of replacing them
>Wants me to give him a glass eye
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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Kek
Need to do a Mexican one
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>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
AHAHAHA OH MAN I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING AT ALL!
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i'm going to be homeless at the end of the month and no one is emailing me back about rooms. what do :((
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>>35382196
>what do :((
Bang qt pajeets
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Sell your body to the lowest bidder.
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>>35382196
just imagine how exquisite her butthole smells
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>tfw you lost your animal friend
how to deal with that feel robots?
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>>35382140
get another one
life is pain
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Ohhh boy. I get to deal with this shit in a year or too
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>>35382195
how old is it?
No girl will ever come close to making me as happy as a couple of oxies or benzos do.
Checkmate, roasties
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>>35382111
It must be comfortable to derive false-satisfaction from the fact that you think you are denying roasties something valuable by not showing interest in them.
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>>35382165
>opiates & benzos
>"false"-satisfaction
What a nerd.
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>>35382221
>tfw he's actually right, fuck him though he's still a faggot.
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>not short enough to be a trap
>not tall enough to be lusted after
What's the point of being an average male in today's society?
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>dick is too big to be a trap
>dick is too small to be Chad
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>>35382145
the worst kind of feeleroni
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Is there anywhere in Europe with decent jobs for unskilled laborers and plenty of affordable apartments? I want to move out but there are no apartments in my city.
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>unskilled laborers
>decent jobs
What did he mean by this?
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>>35382099
>decent jobs for unskilled laborers
no such thing
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>>35382099
No.
Go to uni and study STEM.
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Have you ever personally witnessed the collective grief that ensues when a local, popular Chad dies?
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>>35382073
Yeah, it hit hard.
Made me realize ill never have so many people care about me.
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It's all fake. Secretly everyone hates them and are glad that they are dead. Being popular breeds a lot of jealous if nothing else. Plus being Chads, they probably hurt a lot of people intentionally and not.
At least as a robot nobody ever hates you.
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>>35382073
Yes. Mostly how he was cherished for being a good person and successful.
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Going to be homeless next month.
Which state should I go to that has the highest chance of me making a comeback?
I'm not going to give the fuck up, just when I stopped feeling suicidal I get hit with this.
I want to make a comeback, I might suffer for the next couple years but I don't want my life to end like this.
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>>35382067
I meant to namefag myself in case someone has connections to some burger flipping or coding jobs in a certain state.
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Maybe WA? They're a bleeding heart state from what I hear. I think you'd get along ok.
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What state are you in currently
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>tfw you cave in and fap and lose all your brain gains
Fuck this nofap is hard.
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Longest ive nofapped for was maybe close to a month. It feels good and refreshing to not touch your dick every few hours and it does give you a sense of accomplishment, but everyone caves in at some point.
And then the semen spurts out and so do your tears ;-; , feelsbadman.
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>>35382299
The only good thing I can say about this nofap failure is that I masturbated without porn. It felt different.
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>>35382339
>not regularly masturbating without porn
Its become pretty normal for me honestly, fap with noporn. It takes a bit longer but its pretty achievable honestly, especially when you're a complete robot like me and don't know the touch of another person. And yes, it does feel different. Personally for me its less self-loathing after its all over. Never liked porn anyways, its a fucking disease (still look at porn frequently tho).
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>tfw the girl you had your fist and only kiss with less than a year ago is now pregnant.
She is 20
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>>35382009
i would unironically kill myself if that happened to me. luckily im a kv, so it wont
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>tfw your first kiss turned into a blimp
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>>35382009
AHAHAHA, bitch done doomed herself to a life of poverty.
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Hello guys.
we have a small discord server and we are looking for friends.
you dont have to possess any specific traits, as long as you are friendly, open minded and nice to people.
we look forward to meeting you c:
(because of overflooding the invite is limited to 5 people)
link: https://discord.gg/PzJUVcT
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Well, that was quick. Guess not then
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>>35381981
huh?this is orignuugn
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Who else here /nevereventried/? I suppose I earned my loneliness by being too afraid to fail
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>>35381939
Why try when you know you'll fail?
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>>35381939
Tried once in my life, in my youth almost made it to normie, try to ask friend out.
Two years later, ultra sperg traumatized by the experience.
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How many posts per day do u make on r9k?
Or do you just lurk?
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>>35381921
i try to avoid /r9k/ as much as i can, i wait until the gaystorm is over. but when i visit, i post 10-20 posts in one sitting, mostly about feels
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>>35381921
Cant make heads or tails of this place anymore, gone full lurk, still post in /pol/ though, thats not going to stop, oh no.
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>>35381921
I'm mainly a lurker. It's always been this way for me on 4chan. If I make 3 posts in a day that's excessive. One MAYBE is the norm, and I'll browse for 18 hours in a sitting.
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>normies think it's creepy to cold approach women or be overly direct because it objectifies them
>normies also think it's bad to befriend women with the intention of later asking her out (beta orbiter /niceguy behavior).
You can't win
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>normies also think it's bad to befriend women with the intention of later asking her out (beta orbiter /niceguy behavior).
Normies are retards. This is precisely what you should do. However orbit her. Get to know her and ask her out within the first few times you meet each other.
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>>35381917
You're supposed to spend lots of time with her yet somehow not think of her as a good friend, but just that one girl who is always with your group of friends.
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>dude brah haha having a gf doesn't solve all your problems trust me lmao
>dude maybe you cant get a gf because you need to fix some of your problems first haha lmao
I feel like I'm living in fucking Harrison Bergeron