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>"Ey anon I heard u wuz a virgin."
>"We ain't neva had no virgin befo."
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>>35382730
And you're not going to have a virgin you smelly fucking niggers.
*draws pistol and shoots each of them in their nigger heads*
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>>35382745
*Dodges every bullet*
>"Silly wit boi we be trained in martial arts"
*Telebraps behind you*
>"Now open wide."
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reminds me of that scene in road trip
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>have a noticeable lisp
>first name starts with an 's'
it's the little things
also general anxiety stories
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>>35382671
Just turn it into a meme like mike tython
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>tfw southern accent
>tfw southern accent with a lisp
I sound like a fucking retard.
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>>35382671
hey sergio how's it goin
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>redpill me
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>how come X like Y guys so much?
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Most poltards are incapable of thinking by themselves, they just buy any narrative spouted by other idiots in 4chan and reddit as long is contrarian and edgy.
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>kek
>lel
>oregano
oregano
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why is it that manlets absolutely refuse to learn?
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Kek that reminds me of this pic
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learn what, how to grow taller?
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Maybe someday they'll finally learn
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>a girl smiled at me today
A-am I a normie now?
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No.
It was probably a pity smile.
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>>35382576
i'd go as far as calling you a turbo-normie even.
Let this be known as a fundamental rule of roboticism: If you are A) capable of leaving your parents' basement for more than going to work, class, or to run errands or B) if while on those necessary trips, you communicate with anyone, or so much as lift your eyes to look at someone, then you are a Normal.
I'm sorry friend, if you allowed yourself to look at a girl long enough to witness her smiling, i don't know what to tell you: you are a complete normal.
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Yesterday at uni, a walked past me, then quickly came back and asked if "I was OK" (I was rubbing my eyes)
It's the most human I've felt in a while
If you feel >tfw no gf, I urge you to leave this board immediately, if you honestly hate women and never want to be with one, stay in the echo chamber. I spent several years in this place constantly reading the same misogyny, insecurity, and depression inducing bullshit. This place is terrible, and everyone is here to bring you down. I ruined my first and possibly last relationship with the perfect girl because of all the memes I took to heart by staying in this shitty place. She was the one that asked me, despite how much I hated myself for being a turbo manlet (another great kind of meme that is great for making you suicidal) and ugly. I ruined it because of how insecure, jealous and depressed I was, and the fear of being lesser and my hatred for women because of these shitty memes posted here is what made her break up with me.
This place will make you hate yourself, it will make you hate women, this place will make you depressed and alone. So many of you are going to call me a normie but that shit doesn't matter in the real world. You may be autistic, but if you spend so much time here and eat up this trash your personality will be even worse. Don't set yourselves up for failure, especially if you're young, get out while you still can. Don't spend your time wallowing in sadness and loneliness, try for once. If you already have friends, spend more time with them. I'm not done with 4chan, just this board. If you're lonely and insecure to begin with, this place will increase that tenfold and will possibly make you misogynistic too. I urge you guys to get out while you still can. Good bye /r9k/, while you were great for all the actually funny memes and sometimes friendships, it's not a good place to be when you're lonely, depressed, and insecure. If you ever want a gf, I'd suggest getting out while you still can, you can change, and I will too. Don't fall for the (unironic) toxic beliefs like I did.
badly written but whatever
Good bye /r9k/
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This guys a complete normie dont let him fool you
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>>35382494
tl;dr ain't reading that shit nigga
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See you in a week, guy
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Anyone have experience of anti-depressants/therapy?
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Yes, al colossal waste of time that sucks you in and makes it worse. It's a bad meme
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Therapy was a God send for me. Antidepressants made me crazy. Now antipsychotics are my jam.
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i was prescribed citalopram, took it for a month, felt like shit so i stopped taking them and skipped my checkup with the doctor, and havent heard back from them since. still feel like shit.
i also couldnt nut when i was taking them
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You know how a dick is supposed to harden both on the sides and the top face, but the bottom is like some cartilage shit?
Well my dick swells on the sides just fine, but the top face is still soft for some reason, making my dick look really flat. The bottom is soft too but I figure it's because of the cartilage.
what do
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I hate to say this but pics?
Sounds normal but ur description is weird lol
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>>35382485
I can't take any pics but just imagine the meaty parts in this pic being flatter
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>>35382446
If you got cartilage in your dick you got bigger problems than bits of it feeling soft.
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>tfw 8.5 inch dick
but
>tfw crooked
>tfw weird dark patches
>tfw penis generally darker than my body
>tfw weird veins
>tfw flat out ugly dick
>tfw thin tip
b-but 8 inched is 8 inches right?no i won't post it
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>>35382435
>no I won't post it
Useless thread now you say that.
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>>35382435
Aesthetics are a plus, but size matters more. I wouldn't worry too much unless it's repulsive to the point that a woman doesn't wanna put it in her.
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>tfw your penis is so dark compared to the rest of your body it looks like you got a penis transplant from a nigger
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>the feeling I experience when I do not have a bf
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I'll be your bf (female)
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>>35382409
>the feeling I experience when I come to the realization that I in fact have no such feeling
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>>35382451
>I'll be your bf (female)
for real? post throwaway
How do I acquire a gf that wears black lipstick?
I'm a short, skinny blackbot. I already have inclinations and interests that would appeal to that sort of person.
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Get a goth/emo gf. I don't know if those are the type of girls who are attracted to black guys, though. How about you get a gf and just tell her she's look really pretty with black lipstick on?
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You want a white girl who wears black lipstick? She'll be a Goth Girl. Likely on tumblr. Go on tumblr. Search up black lipstick and start hitting up girls in their asks.
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>>35382384
Bitch looks like she got painted on cold sores tf
Reminder that white men literally cannot be robots. They are the most desired, wealthy race. Every girl wants a white guy. Any white guy without a gf can get one right now. They're just picky. Us minorities don't have that luxury. Prostitutes even refuse to fuck us. If you're white, you have to leave /r9k/ right now.
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>>35382365
>every girl wants a white guy
>white women spend 99% of their twitter time complaining about "white men"
>black men are generally considered the most attractive men
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>>35382365
are you white op? obviously not or you wouldn't be saying such dumb shit.
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>>35382411
>black men are generally considered the most attractive men
google says otherwise
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Anon, why are you a virgin when Tinder exists?
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>>35382356
I'm not attractive, confident, or social enough to succeed on Tinder.
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I don't use Tinder, I don't want some fucking whore to cum into, I want a meaningful relationship with someone special.
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>>35382356
Tinder is too degenerate, even for me
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Stuff that makes you happy for some reason. Could be anything
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kekee what is thta creature ?
look at those man hands.
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>>35382301
How can people support something so abominable?
It just screams immoral.
Not on about our Mel god bless the man, of course.
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>>35383273
>>35383587
being ugly is not grounds for condemnation.
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International Roasties Getting BTFO Day
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Postie the roasties
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>>35382268
what a stupid whore
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cool guy boat faggot and co.