Things you thought only you did, until you read relatable r9k posts
>not having a license
>piss bottles
i replied Shepard
fapping to gay porn but never being attracted to guys otherwise
>>35384243
Thanks, but this isn't my thread.
>these is literally an entire day where men are expected to thank and worship women for having a vagina, in many countries with actual physical gifts, no matter how tough their own lives are
>people will still claim women have any actual problems in this world
I'm beginning to understand how Trump won.
>>35383074
>a single day meant for appreciating women
>"dae men are the real oppressed sex"
kys
I go to a liberal university in a liberal town in California and have not seen a single difference from today to any other day
>>35383095
*tips reddit gold*
upvoted m'sir
>tfw you're not a 18th century privateer cruising the seas with your mates attacking American vessels for their ore and gold
Just fucking kill me boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfMm7cIsb_I
>>35382990
Yeah it must suck not be some smelly pirate fag who buttfucks other dudes
>>35382990
>trip and fall on deck
>foot got cut
>gets infected
>amputate foot to stop infection
>retire in paradise in the caribbean
>get malaria
>die
>>35383017
>privateer
>pirate
>>35383023
>dying
>bad
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/father-rapes-lesbian-daughter-prove-sex-better-men/#gs.r1salQY
is he correct though?
why bother lesbians? they dindu nuffin. just let them hold hands in peace desu
Lesbians are only okay if they are cute. Otherwise it is gross
>>35383110
i can never get off to lesbian porn, gay yes, straight, yes
>get tinder
>swipe right on every girl just to see if any women find me attractive
>get a handful of matches, but only one of them is actively trying to maintain contact with me
>4/10
>sends shit like "hey" every couple of hours if I don't respond
>gave her my snapchat after she asked for it twice because I felt bad
How do I get her to stop messaging me without telling her to fuck off or ghosting her like a roastie. I really am already sick of talking to her but on the other hand, I know what it's like to be unwanted - it doesn't feel good and I don't want to hurt her feelings.
>>35382950
Just tell her the truth. "I don't find you attractive. I made a mistake by swiping right and leading you on so much. But it's time you know the truth. I don't like you. Bye."
>>35382950
why wouldn't you bang a 4/10? post pic so I can tell if lying or not, I feel like most robots would bang a 4/10.
Post pictures of this lonely storm hole.
> Be me. College freshman.
> After 13 years of bullying, it's over. The social phobias don't wane, though.
> Can't talk to the few girls at the uni (engineering, so sausage fest anyway).
> Be forever alone in my parent's home Saturday night.
> Feeling horny.
> Google the full name of a chick I stalk on Normiebook + "porn".
> Nothing.
> Of course I use a fake profile because I'm too scared of making a legit one.
> Google another + "fucked".
> Nothing.
> Google another + "prolapse".
> Nothing.
> Do this 10 times.
> Feel really, REALLY upset and surprised none of those frigid Northern Spanish girls had done any porn (under their real names). I didn't understand it. Not even one in 10?
TDS PTS
just samefagging
>>35382929
Dumb redditor
Hey look it's original, ok
>>35382929
>> Google another + "prolapse".
>> Nothing.
How do you unifags get determined to study? I can't seem to get myself on some work and stick to it.
Constant pressure.
If I don't study I won't become a good mathematician, if I don't become a good mathematician I can't do research, if I can't research I think that I'll remove myself from the world. That and the crippling debt.
Who's your favorite anime character?
Pic related.
We love lain!
Lelouch from CG or Kagura from Gintama.
>>35382878
bretty gud choice OP
why don't emo/goth girls like black guys
WRYYYYYYYYY
>>35382872
Who says they dont?
>>35382872
why dont any girls like 30yr old pothead losers
blaaaaaaahjk I lied, I'm happy being a wizard
You already made this thread like 30 minutes ago fucking crncuga.
>tfw too old to have a digimon adventure
>you will never hang out with your digimon friends in a digital world of wonder and adventure
>you will never care for your giant nuclear monster while you traverse a parallel world in a quest to save it from evil
>>35382871
>even if you had a digimon, you wouldn't get a cool one
>you'd get marineangemon, or your digimon would never digivolve to mega
>you would never have a royal knight or a demon lord
White people have a lot to make up for and you know it
>>35382865
I'm not white and I disagree
>>35382865
I'm white and I agree
orig
>>35382865
Yeah that's the type of limp wristed whiboi beta cuck you see getting stomped out AT BLM rallies while he's wearing a BLM shirt
GUYS, I JUST NOTICED THIS
>Good Boy Points
>GBP
>Great British Pound
>Britfags use 4chan
>Britfags eat tendies
>BRITS USE GBP?!
>>35382810
>tfw buying chicken tendies from mcdonalds tomorrow with GBP i earnt from GBP
i'll be thinking of you op
>>35382810
>BBC
>British Broadcasting Corporation
>Big Black Cock
>The BBC promotes leftism and white genocide
>The BBC worships the Big Black Cock
The MI5 is in charge of brainwashing and memetic warfare through GBP.
>>35383238
There is a show on the BBC called Daily Politics...it used to have the twitter hastag #BBCDP. Always made me giggle seeing it until someone must have told them what it meant.
anything you want.
im 22
have a beautiful gf
have an awesome job
i don't believe in your interpretation of the "friend zone"
and i think most of you nerds can be alpha, given you're at least half attractive
>>35382760
>Given that you're at least half attractive
Well that rules me out then
>>35382760
Well I don't apply. I'm ugly. It's that simple. So this thread is pointless for uggos
>>35382785
>>35382798
Nah that might not even be true. Most of you dweebs have some of the lowest self esteem i've ever encountered on the internet.
if anyone wants me to rate you in a non-bias way post a pic.
Hey lil bro, why you staring at me like that?
because I hate normies
>>35382758
Hey, sis. Can I eat your hole?
>>35382758
Holy fucking Christ. I don't know if I feel good to be able to see a girl like this in an image, or bad knowing I will die alone.
>mummy's in a bad mood again
Rub her feet anon
>>35383122
When she's like this, she gets mad if I'm even in the same vicinity as her
>>35383291
Give her ur dick