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How'd u get codeine? How much is it? Lucky

Benadryl is my drug of choice tho. Gives the most euphoria

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>tfw britbongs and yuros can just buy codeine (mixed with "paracetamol") OTC
I'm fucking jealous.

>>35384818
how much benadryl do you usually take? i tried 100mg just for starters and it just made me sleepy

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what rank are you bubbo?

yeah- i've been plat 3 in a row- I might play?

>>35384734
yeah
gold here

higgus#2149
i can play EU or NA

https://discord.gg/uhheUAu
you should join my discord too to organise when you're going to play and shit

>>35384732
You can just reset your router bro

You'll be back. You're here forever, like the rest of us.

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>>35384732
Th-Thats a nice chicken-chan, would you mind if I saved it?

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>lick it off
It's the only way op.

bumping for a very interesting thread, provide more detail op

Protip: use a dedicated ass rag to scrub your ahole with soap daily

>>35384679
Constant boredom, brief flashes of amusement, frustration

>>35384752
same exact thing i was just saying how i need a job like an airplane pilot or something like a president so i can you know just do an exciting job.

i have what is basically this sociopath syndrome and my thing is my brain doesn't release dopamine like normal people so i'm constnatly bored, understimulated, its why our type end up as thrill seekers or risk takers because we need to be stimulated so our brain releases dopamine. also the fact that we don' feel fear the same way and also we don't learn from our mistakes makes us excellent risk takers.

we can risk 10k like its nothing and if we lose it be ready to do it again where normal people dont want ot risk 10k and if htey do and lose it they never want to try it again. just my two cents.

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>>35384987
bump com'on robots

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pls come to cuba with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwF0xngEPo

>>35384677
AYYYY ORALE PAPI BUENO BUENOS!!! BUENAS DIAS

THESE TWO SONGS ARE FIRE, FAVORITED. POST MORE! BAILAMOS AYYE FAMILIA BONITAS

>>35384613
what exactly am i Iooking at here?

>michigan
I hope you and the person in that car get eaten alive by wendigoes

>>35384880
I'm in Illinois, he was a visitor

my oneitis hates me because i broke her heart

>>35384566
>tfw you don't have a oneitis because no one talks to you

feels good

>oneitis doesn't even messages you
>you always messaged her first
>her disinterest is starting to sink in hard

I've been playing myself the whole time.

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>>35384540
Damn, not only is it bad because the woman you thought you liked didn't like you enough, you own father doesn't even love you.

I liked that one where autistic weeb sniffed his sister's panties and some Sherlock found his Facebook and messaged his family with screencaps form thread.

I remember keking a lot at thread where a guy called Chip cucked OP, and everyone made fun of Chip's name.

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>tfw cute girls would rather go out with animal-abusers/felons/sex offenders/drug dealers/drug addicts instead of us
>tfw cute girls would rather send cute pictures to animal-abusers/felons/sex offenders/drug dealers/drug addicts instead of us

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>>35384570
>tfw animal-abusers/felons/sex offenders/drug dealers/drug addicts are literally more desirable than the socially awkward

>>35384602
>animal-abusers/felons/sex offenders/drug dealers/drug addicts are literally more desirable than the socially awkward
really does make me 'ave a think

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>>35384515
i've got you

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Go forth, anon. Beat the chad illusions with your legendary flaming demonsword named "Dick"

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>>35384547
That's pretty gay, anon.
Pierorginal

>>35384490
>spend weeks getting a woman to fall in love with you
>finally get her into bed or in sexual territory
>she sees your dick, laughs, and leaves never to return
>all that time wasted

>>35384816
This if you have a small dick you literally can't get into a relationship in the modern world

You could always find a virgin and they won't have any expectations going in. That's what I did. I have a weird ass dick and I last like 5 minutes MAX, usually like a two pump chump, but me and my girlfriend were both virgins so I think she just normalized my shittiness. It's all good in the end, it just worries me when she talks with her friends who all talk about the massive dicks they take and the crazy sex they have.

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Nigga just throw it into your thrash bin.

desu, not that bad-
Bin the rubbish under the table though

>>35384473
Not messy, just dirty.
Just use a vacuum cleaner once, it's not even hard to do.

Don't know what to say. Some meditation or councilor/curator time to rely more on yourself might be things you find helpful.

I am fairly certain that I know the feel.

Chin up, cry when you need to and just work to fulfill your aspirations. One day at a time.

>>35384446
it's fucking lonely, bro

at this point I don't even care about a gf, I just want platonic male friends

>>35384572
This so fucking much.

I dont even care about a girlfriend at this point anymore i just want somebody anybody please

God please why fucking why i hate thks sk mhcb

Nah sex is a government conspiracy

Sex is a meme op, we don't even need it.

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>onodera
nice
>trips
nice
It's real, though I honestly have to say, it wasn't worth the wait, might be because I fapped so much I literally don't feel sexual pleasure anymore but eh.