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i wanna get kicked in the balls by a qt guy really badly ;_;
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>>35386963
Where you at anon? I'll kick your balls
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>>35386963
i would feel too bad about doing that even if you asked me to
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>>35386982

How hard would you kick ? age and r u qt ?

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I'm stuck in a loop where I look forward to Friday and the weekend so I can be by myself and play games, watch movies, and drink in peace but when the weekend finally comes and goes I feel like I wasted it and I feel lonely.

Anyone else the same?
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>>35386942
yea its hell
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>>35386988
I try to avoid people on my weekends but by the time Sunday comes and I stare at another work week I look at myself and wonder why I can't be a normie who goes to cool restaurants, festivals, or goes hiking or something
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>>35387014
even if i did those things it would be alone

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>Ate 3k cals today
>Havent even had dinner or second dinner yet
>had a soylent for breakfast at 7am because im on a diet
>redbull tropical to wake me up after i fapped at 8am
>9:30am feeling a bit hungy, have a jimmy dean breakfast sammy
>12pm McDonalds dbl 1/4 pounder with cheese no yucky onions large with a unsweetened ice tea since im on a diet
>still hungry
>go to taco bell get a steak doubledia and a cheesy gordita crunch
>4:20 pm hungry again considering heating up a red baron pizza
Welp theres always tomorrow r-right guys?
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>>35386931
Iktf all too well

I try to nap for most of the day so i dont eat but thats not healthy either.

Some days i do really good and only have 600-800 cals before dinner then a good light dinner but 10pm rolls around and the cravings kick into high gear and the hunger punches me in the gut. And i binge on snacks or fast food. Sucks desu.
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>>35386931
Ugh you are fucking disgusting mate.
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>>35386931
Start with not buying fast food

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Do normies ever run into this whole crippling existential angst problem we keep running into repeatedly? I wonder what it must feel like for every source of meaning you latch onto to not turn into ash in your mouth.
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>>35386928
No, because normies are too busy being normies. They are too busy cucking themselves with stupid distractions and "normal" lifestyle choices.
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>>35386928
existential crises require a degree of contemplation about the nature of existence
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>>35387008
Isn't it worse to be cucked by existential angst?

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>want to pound my gf really hard
>she only wants to do it slowly

FUCK BEING A ROBOT
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nice meme, top b8 m8
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Killing memes spread unseen
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>>35386886
>not being a man

she'll find someone to take control of her sooner or later cucky

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Am I the only person who is able to read something if it is interesting to me, but if it is boring I can't comprehend 1 word?
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>>35386870
no, this is just something you have convinced yourself of to protect your ego and not feel stupid/admit you're stupid
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>>35386870
No, that's probably like 90% of everyone here.

It's also the reason why I barely managed to graduated high school and then dropped out of college, and then repeatedly dropped out of adult education classes.

I don't know if it has more to do with ADD where your interests is only held by something that fully captivates you, or good old fashioned autism where the symptoms are similar.

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a discord server for /fembots/ or people who identify as /fembots/
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https://discord.gg/9dnWk
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Actually decent thread for traps and lovers of traps here: https://discord.gg/QdYdB

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How do we the new generation of early transitioning loliboys on our side?
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how do we what?
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>>35386787
>>35386798
*how do we get
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please stop. life is hard enough as it is we dont need this shit

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if you went to the doctor because you feel worthless all the time and think you have avoidant personality disorder would they just make you go to gay therapy sessions or someshit or would they prescribe you sonething? or neither and just tell you its all in your head?
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it is all in your head bro
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Theyd just tell you to f off
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here goy, take this medicine! we will get you addicted to it and keep telling you won't be normal with out it

CAPTCHA : PRIVATWEG DOCTOR

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second time i've shat this week. the time before wasn't even a real one, i could still feel that there was more shit i couldn't get out. last week i only shat once. who else /taking shits infrequently/
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take a laxative bruh
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>>35386668
I used to be like that but then I started actually going to take a shit the first time I get the urge to.
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>>35386668
I'm guessing your diet is terrible?

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Do Americans really need a DOCTOR'S NOTE when calling in sick to prove that they are unfit to work that day?
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No you just have to give your supervisor a blowjob.
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MAKI!!!
orangutang
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School yes, work dunno.

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Any gay men dating guys significantly younger or older than themselves here ? Whats it like ?
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>>35386631
have you ever pee'd in a guys butt?

if no, would you?
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>>35386631
It pisses me off to see a homeless person with a dog. But this guy is white with dreads and has TWO medium sized dogs. I can't wait to put a fucking hatchet blade in that sidewalk sitting shit stain when the DOTR comes.
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>>35386631

those doggos deserve better

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How do you deal with being gay enough to fap to traps but not gay enough to like guys in real life?
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>>35386613
I don't feel bothered. I also fap to bestiality, loli, scat, forced sex, bbw, granny, etc. I just put traps in the same bundle and call it a day.
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>>35386685

Yeah, I think I just let the 4chan debates get to me, I was much happier when I didn't overthink it.
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If you're into traps but not twinks you're not gay, just a kinky straight guy.

I was into traps now i'm actually gay.

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Reminder that the CIA is weaponizing memes, and to keep a keen eye out for illegitimate, government made memes.
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The killing memes are real.

They hyper accelerate your nervous system, eventually causing an event horizon, all designed to wear down and cause the subject to "snap".

Unless.
You're exceptionally strong, mentally.
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>>35386570
Not posting the image

Shame is for you op
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>>35386628
Sorry, I was trying to find it but was inept. Thank you for posting it

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>getting called gay all the time

WHY, what makes a girl call me gay? should i be worried? does anybody else have this problem
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Well are you gay?

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>>35386531
She's giving you the opportunity to prove her wrong.
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>>35386566
no but girls ive known called me a twink

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