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>tfw questioning your gender identity
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I want to suck a hot trap so bad, it's just not fair ;-;
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i can't even blame the internet for this gay shit, i've been fucked since before we even had a computer at home.
i've learned to just not give a shit though. it doesn't really matter. you can only mutilate yourself part of the way there and then be miserable. i wonder how fucking mentally damaging it would be if there was like a sex swap button you can use whenever you want to people. how fucked in the head would they become? i bet it would be so unreal to just watch what people would do if they had that ability. even people who don't question would press it out of curiosity, then what? it would HAVE to fuck your brain.
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>>35391337
I would press the button to become a cute girl and then never have need to press it ever again.
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ITT: Post your voice, and rate other's voices.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u6rgCygxif
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tmj5Su1Zdc
no bully
you sound like a cool dude OP i dont know what gay shit you're reading though
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>>35387992
An excerpt from a book I had laying around. A dictionary of the Lakota language that I got a few years ago from a garage sale.
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Can someone say this for me? Im writing a song id appreciate anyone else's voice.
I believe in magic
Ollie Ollie chicken feed
dad found the penis passport
daddy discovered the dick trick
master investigated swamp ass pass
Mother found my knob goblin
At least the shit goblin is still on the loose
they're going to lock me up for good
Wayne train
I love paul
Failed Chad
ITT: How you fucked up with a girl 2017-03-09 04:01:10 Post No.35391193
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ITT: How you fucked up with a girl
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Anons, robots, gather 'round and tell us about that one chance you had with a gril, and how you blew it like the faggot cuck you are.
I'll start...
>Be 17
>Just finished HS, volunteering at other local school
>Sports event or something, idgaf just helping a parents at snack bar
>Occasional landwhale and borderline tranny looking girl tries talking to me
>fuckrightoff.webm
>Brunette approaches, easily 8.5/10
>Make awkward eye contact, she stares back
>DON'T FUCK THIS UP
>"He-hey, what can I do fer ya?"
>She recognizes me, turns out it's the younger sister of an old acquaintance.
This is where I was a real moron.
>Get her popcorn
>Offers me some.
>"Nah, too buttery" I said, ignoring the fact that I'm the one who fucking made it.
>"Oh, ok Anon, wanna come sit with me?"
>"He-heh-heh, I, ermm, can't I have to watch the counter"
>"Ok! I'll pull up a chair so we can talk while I watch the game"
>She proceeds to pull up chair into position where she can barely see the basketball game, obviously because she wants to converse with me.
Being the jackass I am, I didn't say a goddamn word to her the entire time, she just sat there disappointed, eating popcorn.
>30 mins later, I steal a hotdog.
>Waltz out the door past her
>"Welp, muh shifts up! C'ya! hehhehheh"
>No response, she's visibly upset.
>Bite hotdog as I walk arrogantly to my car, never to see her again.
Several years later, this still haunts me. WBU anons? Pic unrelated.
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To top it off, a friend later asked me "Why didn't you talk to that hot girl?"
I still don't know
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Hopefully get some good responses coming in. Bump
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>be me
>girl i have huge crush on is selling cookies and approaches me and a friend
>tries to make small talk because she probably liked me too
>'lol it looks like it's going to rain'
>autistically reply 'not really. It's just the tree above us which is wet'
>bitch just turned away
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Need help.
I'm a cyborg who has a few friends but I am mostly socially inept. My normie friend I'd trying to set me up with a girl he knows. Apparently she thinks I'm cute and is excited to meet me. What do I do I'm scared shitless?
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From the words of an advert
Just do it.
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>>35391161
if she already thinks you're cute you don't have to try that hard to impress her. just try and "be yourself"
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>>35391521
Real orignalowolo
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join handchat u stinky little baby
https://discord.gg/9TNPV9k
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>>35391157
hbjhjbjbhjbh hbbhjhbhbh
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Join this instead https://discord.gg/r7jj8
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ITT: "That kid" thread
>that kid who got suspended for looking up porn in class
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>that kid who died and was 22 in grade 11
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>>35391112
>That kid who got away with jacking off in class.
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>that kid who called various girls his "girlfriend" despite never speaking to them.
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Oakie doke!
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>>35391066
Higher spending, lower taxes.
Billions on a wall instead of making jobs.
Ooga booga is right.
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AYOO WE WUZ SOM *smacks lips* SOM NIGGA KING!
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Go back to pol
Not an original comment
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Are you intelligent enough to let another man fuck your gf?
Or are you just a brainlet?
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>>35391001
Does he have to be black?
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>>35391001
>be incredibly possessive and get jealous really easily
I wouldn't even enjoy a relationship if i managed to get one.
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>>35391029
Why are you assuming the white guy's the cuck?
Racist
Anonymous
Remember when yo-yos were cool? 2017-03-09 03:49:48 Post No.35390979
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Remember when yo-yos were cool?
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Remember when yo-yos were cool? Like 15 years ago? I remember buying a bunch of these and trying to learn how to "walk the dog" and other tricks.
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ya like the one that glows up and "sleeps" or whatever you call it
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>>35391102
yeah, or the trick where you made a triangle and made the yo yo go back and forth. I remember thinking if i got good at yo yos i'd be a cool in school. well, i never got good at them and i was never cool in school. the hacky sack became cool, but only the social rejects did that in school
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Around The World, Eiffel Tower, brain Twister
Brings me back man.
shit got real when you get the butterfly model though
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Anyone else here still trying to lose?
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>>35390971
>spent 10 years of her life trying to lose weight
>trying
Yeah, I doubt it.
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My gf complained that I was getting too thin so I stopped. She said I was too boney and my cuddles were less comfy.
I'm fine with this because I love McDonald's.
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>>35390971
i'm gonna laugh my ass off when the fat pig dies of obesity related complications.
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this spiraled downward quickly edition
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>>35390949
>tfw working as a bouncer with school
any of you guys working part time? how did it play on your school?
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>>35390949
>Final draft essay due tomorrow
>Haven't started even a rough draft
>Mid-term tomorrow
>Haven't studied at all (I pay attention in class but still)
>9 at night
>Just want it to be spring break already so I can lock myself in my room and play vidya for a week
I don't think I'm cut out for this college thing
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>>35390973
Yep, managed pretty well last semester despite my schedule being an absolute fucking mess and going 5 days a week, wasting a lot of gas, and working full time. I go to school 2 days now and barely work 20-30 hour work weeks and I've just given up. I'm doing so fucking bad and have missed every single class for two out of four of my classes because I made a bad impression on the first day.
>>35391003
I want to hang myself
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Why do adult women still pick their nose so much? I constantly catch women in their car picking their nose. My supervisor is always sitting in her office doing it. I'm pretty sure she knows I saw her once, yet she still fucking does it. What gives?
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Was literally picking my nose when I saw this thread.
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>>35390943
>tfw you're a guy and still pick your nose
I'm a manchild though
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everyone picks their nose
most people eat it
boogers are naturally sweet like candy
boosts the immune system
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>ITT: Ask a failed normie anything
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>>35390922
How exactly did you fail? What were the circumstances?
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>>35391267
I thought going to university would get me started in life but I just got done playing vidya for 6 days in a row without leaving the house and haven't talked to anyone socially for a month or so. I thought maybe other anons could share stories and stuff too
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>>35390922
Why the hell would I care about a normie of any kind?
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>I WANNA WAKE UP WITH YOU
>BEAUTIFUL MORNING
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>>35390876
>You ain't a kid no more
>We'll never be those kids again
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> you ain't never seen nothing crazy than this Nigga when he off his lexapro
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Who else here /hitsdogs/
Feels good, man
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>>35390864
Le xd ur so funny m8 GAS JEWS LELELELELEL dis goin on front of reddit x3
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Might is right. I think I will eat one because I can.
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>>35390894
Dog detected