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I wanna fuck a black Qt

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>>39292444
>>39292466
pic is also very related

>>39292029
Tell me where I can get one and I'll do it.

it's just not my style

>>39292029
cause I had my tomboy wife fondling me and sucking me off instead.

>>39291925
No.

Would rather die a virgin.

Fucking fat girls is great but you don't want to date one. They get super clingy because they don't want to go back into the dating pool. Also once they get comfortable with you they belch and fart a lot. I swear it's like being around a dude with tits.

>>39291925
It would be weird because I'm skinny as fuck, but yes, and pic related isn't even that fat

i alternate between tfw no gf and mgtow

kinda. i mean i've never really been the type to proactively BE mgtow and proclaim it autistically to the world. it's more that i just kinda naturally fell into it on my own

i'm a little off on mgtow but am pretty solid at bordering traps and everything before. I dont get off to traps, but I'm fine browsing cute girls and seeing pass by.

>>39291439
I'm in the wanting to be the gf but i'm too lazy to really try and I don't find men attractive so really i don't know

>>39291195
>Does anyone else share this feel?
Yeah. Do you think women were hotter in the '90s?

>>39291288
Not that guy, but yeah.

People have gotten fatter.

The natural look is out. So many girls now dying their hair ridiculous colors like green or red or purple.

Women getting tats and piercings

>>39291195
Same here, OP. The moment a woman cakes her face with makeup so much that she looks like a slut, I become resentful towards her.

who the fuck eata ketchup with eggs

>>39291051
Breakfast:
>spicy hot dog and prepackaged mac and cheese (like hot breakfast)
Lunch:
BLT
Dinner
Carl's junior 2 jalapeno burger combos with cross cut fry and cherry coke

The funny part is that I'm still skinny (not skinny fat, just skinny)

>>39291051
big ol bowl of honey bunches of oats
2 toaster strudel pastries
big ol jam and pb sandwich
bunch of chocolate sticks

I love being a chunky fuck

Persona 5 just came out a few months ago...

>>39290572
I miss old school JRPGs.

RPGs got absorbed into the other genres so now instead of getting a good JRPG and a good action game we just get a 100 hour long Metal Gear game with no replay value.

These robots are fat, ugly, and unmotivated cucks. They don't even try, it's fucking pathetic.

>>39290214
>that image
Why is the stance so narrow?
Why is he only lifting 255 with that much muscle mass?
Why is his neck in flexion when it should be neutral?

How to boost testosterone

> His age
< 35
> His height, build, and general looks
6'2" minimum, built, no more than 8% bodyfat and at least an 8/10
> His ethnicity and location
White, LA
> His hobbies/interests
Sports, Hiking, maybe some nerdy interests like Marvel movies
> Why do you want a bf
To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.
> What could you offer
Commitment.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Know how to treat a real woman, I don't want a little boy.
> Deal breakers
Anything less than previously outlined.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
you first, hun.

>16
>7'0"+, no more than 1% body fat, and at least a 10/10
>Sub-saharan African, LA
>Fried rat farmer
>To leave me a single mother with more kids
>Commitment... as long as he pays
>Know how to beat a real woman, I don't want a little boy
>Making less that 250k
>I'm perfect

FTFY

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>>39290291
>I don't want a little boy.
;_;

>>39290132
He owned an esports team called imagine iirc. But real talk, he's basically a jew stereotype and I hate pol as much as the next guy

>>39290132
He hiked a drug that people needed 700%
He's a scumbag, why should I believe his buillshit about "it's only the insurance companies affected"
Save your sympathy for someone else,he's swimming in cash

He's a rich Jew that planned to destroy 4chan. I hope he gets fucked even harder.

>>39289798
Imagine being smart and successful and everyone wants you dead for it

>blacks
>capable of being robots
>so greedy they stole our word and raped it making "blackbot" their meme abomination

Cops approached me on the street for wearing a hoodie and smoking a cig and I'm a white manlet

>>39289798
>It's okay even when the far-left hates you; but I never lived in a place like that
>no, there's no tree on the entire apartment complex property
>no, it smells pretty rank
>only officer friendly back in elementary school

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>>39289468
So you fancy ya self a writer huh?
Write me something bout this then.

>>39289501
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>>39289840
>The legendary snowfootacabra.
You're alright Anon don't go to school tomorrow.
Do you mind if I post another picture and go again?

>>39288560
>weed
>addiction

Pick one

>>39288560
I have no friends and the only dealer I know said he wasn't selling any at the moment

I have next to no friends and I'm too much of an autist to go ask around campus for some weed, I really want some feelsbadman

popular theory has it that the "lonely girls" are still in a chad's harem rotation

Approximately adds up. Plenty of cities have thousands more men.

>>39288455
We're here, in the cesspool that is known as /r9k/.

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>>39288144
What reaspn e we have to hate Chad? He is actually a real bro!.We are the evil ones.

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>I recognize both of those gay porn stars, the movie they're in and the studio that filmed this
why am I like this

>>39288144
Chad is a Chad because hes an awesome guy
Also hating someone only because they're better than you is a feminine trait