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Question from a virgin: how do you not cum immediately when having sex with a girl? I feel like if it ever happened to me, I'd be ready to cum just from foreplay stuff, like rubbing my dick against her ass or something. Once I she puts it in her mouth/pussy after that I'd cum in like 15-30 seconds. Is this just me or is this normal?

I figure that everyone experiences this and get easier the more you do it, but what about the first few times? It seems like it would be pretty embarrassing.
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you're on the wrong board, friend.

oreganooo
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>preparing to ever talk to a girl
you are NOT A REAL ROBOT REEEEEEEEEE GET OUT TURBO CHAD GET OUTTTTT
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>>35392265
I usually jerk off right beforehand. That way i don't cum for a while. Doesn't work if i'm going in raw, that shit feels way to good to last longer than a minute. If i'm drunk i wont cum for an hour though, which is usually my go to method.

"Where are we going on our date Anon?"
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we're gonna go pick up your hormones at the pharmacy
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>>35391928
She's way out of my league and I'm not saying this just to make a joke.

If she ever gave me a chance I would marry and have children with.
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>>35391928
Paper bag store

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If you could un-redpill yourself on this simple fact, would you?

If you don't think society is fucked I'll explain. One of the biguest problems is you can't JUDGE anyone god forbid. We should have drawn the line long ago but it's too late now. According to society, if you think that a girl getting blackout drunk and fucking random guys every weekend is morally wrong you're just judging them and need to stop. Same thing when someone identifies with a gender that doesn't exist. The mainstream won't allow you to judge degeneracy

Furthermore, everything is too transaction-based rather than relationship-based. No one is invested in anything anymore, certainly not their community. It might not seem like a big deal at first that not as many people nowadays are friendly with their local barber, plumber etc. But the same applies to dating. Picking a mate is just swiping right. And if there's some relationship troubles? Break up and find someone else, rather than working through it (we think we're so much smarter than our ancestors but efficient isn't always the best) This is all describing the fall of the community and decent values. When PEOPLE are reduced to SERVICES no one is invested in their community. They have no roots, move from job to job, and could care less about their town. Also less church and good uniting values.

Major cities most clearly have all the symptoms described above but towns have it too and it's getting worse.


Because of all this, the older I get, the more I just want to check out of society. What's the point of living in such a shitty world let alone having kids?

Which leads to my question, would you guys un-redpill yourself on society if you could?
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>>35391891
>According to society, if you think that a girl getting blackout drunk and fucking random guys every weekend is morally wrong you're just judging them and need to stop.

trashing this

The mainstream won't allow you to judge degeneracy

also know as subverting method

Furthermore, everything is too transaction-based rather than relationship-based.

Its not, but it is now viewed this way, the implications of technology and a rapid/instant gratification based society promote hedonism and greed, but you would do this since all humans inherently care about are there own self-interests.


When PEOPLE are reduced to SERVICES no one is invested in their community.

Technology is largely responsible for this.

Major cities most clearly have all the symptoms described above but towns have it too and it's getting worse.

basically just liberal cesspools the lot of them.

This is like the end result of cultural marxism, you make everyone united under a single entity/idea it ultimately loses value. Not every person is created equally, but being human we are moral, so we think we are aware enough to deny the harsh truths of reality.. instead of accepting them and working with them.
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I'm currently trying to find a middle ground, my issue is women. Not too long ago I stumbled upon the red pilled nature of women. Now I don't hate them, but I analyze them down to the wire and I'm sure I've lost potential friends and lovers cause the default "well women are whores" creeps into my brain. Sad cause deep down I still have the blue pill of wanting a legit lover whose there for you everyday, but learning about womens' nature makes me view them.as little more than a pump dump.
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>>35392126
Red pill on women is used to protect men in this society that favors them from getting divorce raped, not so much dating them. Dating them is pretty harmless considering how some mens lives have been utterly destroyed by marriage, which occcurs frequently 50% of them.

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Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Why should I listen to some leaf cuck?

Nothing's more pathetic than a proud Canadian.
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hatred of women is righteous, I'll continue doing it until women improve.
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*hwhoooopfh*

damn Anon thats some shitty schwag you got there. probably oregano. I hope you didnt pay too much for it.

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>FINALLY get an A+ in a class
>grades are due
>I fucking did it!!! I got an A+!!!!!!! No more assignments!!!
>check my grade to make sure still there
>-6% = 91%
>"0/10"
>didnt turn in homework assignment when I was sick

Please I want to die please please please kill me please lord
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>>35391887
>A+
>+
underage&b8 pls go
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>>35391887
Yeah well I'm failing college so fuck you.

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what can I say to my ex to make her worry about me? What's the saddest thing I could say, that would endear myself to her? Im thinking like suicidal shit but better ty
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>>35392032
Don't fucking speak to her you pathetic faggot

She's gone. Get over it
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tell her you're addicted to heroin
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>>35392032
You can't make women care about you anon

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>tfw the pet shop near work is selling husky wan wan puppies for only $400 apiece but you bought the Switch
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>>35391881
Been going hiking with my husky, no switch though. I guess I'll get by somehow.
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>>35392073
Why would you torture me like this, anon?
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>>35391881
What will you do once you have a husky, wan wan poster? Also serious question, outside of the meme real quick, do you really want a husky that bad?

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>Homestar Runner hasn't been updated in 3 months
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>>35391880
I miss that stuff
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I still remember the dark age of 2010-2014

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>talking to Japanese guy I found on Omegle
>practice some Japanese with him
>he starts getting creepy and starts talking about how big his "image" is
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oooOOOooooowee this sounds very hot! please continue anon op i will stroke my member while i visualize what you type for us
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What's your level in moon runes OP?

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If I go to brazil will I be able to get me some bunda?
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>>35391803
Brazil can be dangerous place unless you have friends their i suggest you best avoid Brazil.
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>>35391803
you are going to get aids, and your head chopped off
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>>35391803
God look at that big thick brown cock. She's fucking loving it.

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>ITT things that have most definitely never been said.
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>>35391127
That dust devil is not a green eggshell
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''Look at all those refugees peacefully integrating into the community''
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>>35391127
>ACA is affordable and low cost to every American.

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>Be autistic 12 year old
>Under the wing of school alpha because he likes me
>transfer to new school
>Feel sexually attracted to girl for the first time and develop serious crush on her
>Class jock doesn't like me
>Comes up and tells me I'm a bitch
>Punch him in the face but school administrator breaks it up before he answers
>Tells me to see him after class
>Half of school gathers
>Getting fucking wrecked in a fight
>See the girl I like laughing with her friends while my face is getting punched to a bloody pulp
>Only friend I have in school is also watching smiling
>Continue to study in same school for another 4 years
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>>35391785
>Be me, 13 years old and anger issues
>Jackass dad who beat me is out of the country
>Mummy takes my little brother and I out for lunch
>As we're going home this dumb bitch on her phone runs over me and mummy
>I run home and get a phone, call and ambulance
>Everything hurts, can't feel my arm
>Ambulance takes us to hospital.
>They x-ray me, find no broken bones
>They take mummy away.
>They make me take my brother home, on my own.
>I look after my little brother on my own for a week before asshole dad comes back.
>Tfw no counseling until 5 years later when I'm near suicidal
>Tfw the bitch who ran us over doesn't pay anything for 6 years
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>>35392109
Did mummy died?
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>>35392159
Thankfully no, but this whole affair was basically what led to my depression, increase in anger issues etc.

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Is this real? I'm scared, I don't know if I can leave this place. What did he mean? Was he just talking about /pol/ or 4chan as a whole?
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We're finally free from this shithole
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>>35391081
I'm not free. I've spent forever here, I can't just leave. It's part of me now. I don't have anything else. Should I be taking this seriously?
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>>35391051
As someone whos been here for 9 years. Kinda hope its true.

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>Even if you got a chance to lose your virginity, you would cum way quickly anyway
;_;
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I lasted 1 hour the first time
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>>35391678
hahahaha that must have felt really good.
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>>35391691
without or with a condom because i'm pretty sure htere's a huge idfference.

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>male productivity is dependent on pursuing wome-
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>>35391665
Why do you think we are here now? Because it is the nature of women to destroy goodness.

They always are so ambitious they would throw away eternal paradise for the taste of a fruit that lasts only moments.
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>Spending all day praying and reading the bible
>Productive

monks literally don't do anything
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apropos https://youtu.be/11A4wqv8_wo?list=PLltNJ9wMiNikAZOeReAWOseSO4aUzP9VU hm

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