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Anonymous
2017-03-09 06:14:37 Post No.35393606
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My waifu just confronted me and told me she will never date me and I have no chance with her

What the fuck do I do bits, she means everything to me but she will never love me, how do I uncuck myself

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:17:21 Post No.35393647
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Switch to 2D, 3DPD isn't worth it.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:18:36 Post No.35393672
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:18:36 Post No.35393672 [Report]

go see a therapist to help you find out how you became so addicted to a person you were not involved with. save money for it it will help your mental health in the long run

i feel you my robot

Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:23:15 Post No.35393757
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>>35393606
>What the fuck do I do bits

Forget about the whore

Anonymous
2017-03-09 05:07:12 Post No.35392425
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:07:12 Post No. 35392425 [Report] [View this topic]

>squeeze swollen fordyce spot on testicle bag
>it pops onto the inside
oh fuck

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Failed Normie 2017-03-09 05:09:13 Post No.35392464
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I think you should speak to a doctor.
Orig

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:11:56 Post No.35392517
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>>35392464
It's not the first time
Oh man now there's a deep pain in my testicles
Oh my god

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:12:36 Post No.35392531
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>>35392425

Get a pin and puncture the whole way through, then just empty your sack. Problem solved. What else ails you?

Anonymous
2017-03-09 05:06:14 Post No.35392409
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:06:14 Post No. 35392409 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Anon, I need you and you alone, to deliver this package to the North Pole!"

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:07:46 Post No.35392440
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Anon's increasingly shit life Christmas Special:
Anon gets raped by Santa

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:15:12 Post No.35392576
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:15:12 Post No.35392576 [Report]

I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOWWWW!!!! *HOPS INTO THE REINDEERS*LEIGH*!!*!*!*~*~*~GIDDIUPGIDDIYUPGIDIDIDYAPLETSGOOO!!!)00OOOOOOO*SHOOOOOOO*POLAREXPRESSS~~!!!TOTHERESCUE!!!^_____________^=BINGBINGBING

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:17:45 Post No.35392621
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:17:45 Post No.35392621 [Report]

omg if orgot to attach the reindeer slegih speeding off in the skie image . jpg ^

either way... omg im laughing so much because the internet has given me trust issues and op i had to look at .gif and close most of my eyes (like 80%) and wince/cover the enlarge imaged with my left hand bc i was afraid something bad was gonna pop out from that present xD loooll!

Anonymous
2017-03-09 05:01:31 Post No.35392325
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:01:31 Post No. 35392325 [Report] [View this topic]

Discuss/make adjustments

also add to easy mode: trannies

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:02:09 Post No.35392341
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>>35392325
perfect as it is, good job OP

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:12:31 Post No.35392528
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>>35392325
This only applies to west

i have Muslim and Indian co workers who got arranged married to cute women

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:14:21 Post No.35392564
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>>35392325
move fattie into medium mode, maybe even easy mode
fuck i hate fat bitches

Anonymous
2017-03-09 06:06:59 Post No.35393492
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:06:59 Post No. 35393492 [Report] [View this topic]

>the pornstar has a tattoo

I FUCKING HATE TATTOOS SO FUCKING MUCH! WHY DO WOMEN RUIN THEMSELVES LIKE THAT?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:11:14 Post No.35393561
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>>35393492
They do it just to trigger you

Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:11:24 Post No.35393563
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>>35393492
yes... the pornstar is ruining herself by having a tattoo. nothing else thus far she has done in her life would cause ruination but for the ink on her skin.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:11:48 Post No.35393568
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 06:11:48 Post No.35393568 [Report]

>people like things i dont liek
that said i hate tats

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2017-03-09 05:01:04 Post No.35392318
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:01:04 Post No. 35392318 [Report] [View this topic]

my friends keep trying to make me paranoid because they think i'm a threat to society, my mental health has been declining for a while now, i was afraid of losing my last friend so i did the same thing he did to me, to him (BIG MISTAKE)
there was no other intention, however.. i don't think i can come back from this.

What's the best way to prepare for suicide? i'm going to pour a bottle of bleach into a pint glass and down it.

literally in tears and terrified, how do you prepare for fucking death??

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:06:18 Post No.35392410
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:06:18 Post No.35392410 [Report]

To clarify, i tried to make him feel i was on the same level as him

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:49:20 Post No.35393175
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>>35392410
By doing what, my dude? Surely it's not "fucking kill yourself" bad

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:59:22 Post No. 35392282 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me
>Be 16
>In love with 8/10
>In all same clubs with her
>Interested in same things
>Only fem who actually liked me on a level like that
>In love
>Today
>Ask her out
>Get rejected
>noproblemitsnotabigdeal.mp3
>Get home
>feelsbadman.exe
>Cry deeply
>mfw I shouldn't have tried being social

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:34:24 Post No.35392915
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underage leave now rooooo

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:35:49 Post No.35392931
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:35:49 Post No.35392931 [Report]

He think he knows sadness

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:35:53 Post No.35392936
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:35:53 Post No.35392936 [Report]

>>35392282
Alcohol is the only way

now, underage b&

Anonymous
2017-03-09 04:58:03 Post No.35392262
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:58:03 Post No. 35392262 [Report] [View this topic]

So this is how it's going to be, huh. Things repeating themselves one more time just to crush me and send me into the depths of despair. Establishing friendships just for them to crumble, one friend fading away, one at a time and relatives growing weak and old.

The tears are already setting in, the feeling of loss is arising and deeper and deeper sadness slowly creeping in.

In the end, everything that I'll ever have, is just going to be memories before embracing death.

~~If you, my wonderful friend is by any chance reading this, know that you'll always be the best there ever was. ~~I love you.~~~~

Thank you for your time, /r9k/.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:13:05 Post No.35392538
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For all things there is a season, anon. I know what you mean and I'm going through the same thing. Look up on your life, things will get better.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:20:54 Post No.35392677
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>>35392262
Why do you like your wonderful friend so much?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:21:57 Post No.35392697
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>>35392262
Homura became the ubermensch. Be like Homura.

Anonymous
2017-03-09 04:58:02 Post No.35392261
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:58:02 Post No. 35392261 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there any nice people in Germany? Do they take well to foreigners? I'm from America and I'm thinking about visiting.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:01:16 Post No.35392322
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>>35392261
unless your black or Muslim stay away from Germany they dont take kindly to Americans

you did bomb them didn't you

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:01:51 Post No.35392332
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>>35392261
im a nice guy if youre a grill
for real tho the rural areas are pretty nice and big cities can be ok occasionally if you dont go into the ghettos

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:11:28 Post No.35392506
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>>35392261
>Are there any nice people in Germany? Do they take well to foreigners?

Not really.

Germans are really uptight and get pissy if you step outside of their cultural norms, which can be summarized as "Be perfect all the time, but don't be white or, especially, German."

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2017-03-09 05:45:49 Post No.35393109
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:45:49 Post No. 35393109 [Report] [View this topic]

The original blue eyes cumskin dragon looks derpy.

Don't act like it aint.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:46:57 Post No.35393131
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>>35393109
I honestly think you should leave.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:47:12 Post No.35393135
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:47:12 Post No.35393135 [Report]

It also has enough attack to wipe out all of your life points in three attacks

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:50:26 Post No.35393193
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>>35393135
Who the fuck plays with 9000 lifepoints?

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2017-03-09 04:56:56 Post No.35392237
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:56:56 Post No. 35392237 [Report] [View this topic]

>dry and wrinkled elbows
Are these a normal thing? do people get picked on for having them?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:58:30 Post No.35392268
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u mean ur ashy, oh pee? XDD

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>>35392237

If you're posting on /r9k/, your elbows are the least of your worries.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:59:32 Post No.35392288
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why does it hurt so bad when we hit our funny bone? also try moisturizing or vaseline? :) shea butter oil or aloe or mermaid semen!!!!

Anonymous
2017-03-09 04:54:29 Post No.35392181
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:54:29 Post No. 35392181 [Report] [View this topic]

how do i reconnect again with the real world?
i have some business there

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:57:54 Post No.35392254
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>>35392181
Have you tried
/connect realworld ? Depending on your client, of course.

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>>35392181
You're in the wrong place to ask, anon. If you ever find out, please tell me.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:21:56 Post No.35392696
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>>35392181
which world is the real one?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:54:20 Post No. 35392178 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone in Northern California looking to make friends? I'd like to meet new people out here.
Just letting you know in advance.
>black
>semi normie
>wageslave
Go to /soc/? But I like robots.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:54:52 Post No.35392196
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>>35392178
go to soc and create a robot thread.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:55:40 Post No.35392211 [Report]

>>35392178
Fresno here, not interested, fuck off

Originally, though!

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>>35392211
>Fresno
>Northern California

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:51:44 Post No. 35392139 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it still straight if her penis is bigger than yours?

Asking for a friend.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:54:10 Post No.35393263
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>>35392139
As long as she passes in public it's straight. Nothing else to it.

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>>35393263
this desusenpaidesusenpaidesusenpai

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it's straight as long as you both say "no homo" at the end

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:41:32 Post No. 35393036 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hello, Anon
>How's that book you been writing coming along?
>You've must of been working on it all these years
>Can I see a chapter or two?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 05:48:50 Post No.35393163
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>trees
>leaves
>bark
>forest

Why does it have to be trees?

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>>35393036
fuck deez feelings NIQQUH

i had so much inspiration in december and january, and i was writing about 8 hours a day or more, but then fucking alcohol had to come back in to my life and take the last good thing from me.

fuck my alcoholic brain.

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>>35393036
Invent a mind reading machine and I will show you

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/