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What does the female mind fantasize About? Fetishes, sexual preferences, etc
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All you need to read to unlock secrets of a female's mind: The Sleeping Beauty

http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/140562/Rice_-_The_Claiming_Of_Sleeping_Beauty.pdf
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>>35392810
Being raped and child support cheques.
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>>35392810
every woman is different

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Femanons/fembots: what would it take for you to date an Asian guy?

In what ways does he need to be better than a white guy?
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>>35394139
he would need to be tall

big dick

deep voice

no slanty eyes

beard

so basically he would have to be white
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>>35394139
He would need to be my sex slave and let me do whatever I want to his body
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>>35394244
>He would need to be my sex slave and let me do whatever I want to his body
I'm not Asian but I'd be happy with this

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will we be together, Lord kek? Yes?
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>>35392691
Lord Kek has chosen ME
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Come bask in the shadow of my magnificence
even kek fears me.
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>>35392704
We gave not been blessed with doubles yet, Anon! Who will Lord Kek choose???

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Is security a robot job? Seems easygoing, but then I look up fight videos and angry patrons and it looks bad
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>>35394137
Why do you fucks torture me with the cute girls. I'm glad the white race is being wiped out, so I don't have to see their faces anymore
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>>35394137
find a job like pic related
and you'll be set.
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I think it would be cool to taser people and hit them with batons.

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tell us about how your life went shit (in case it happened for an specific reason)

>be me 16
>SS Lazio fan
>family reunion at home
>i cant watch the game so im just waiting to watch the repetition later
>11yr cousin comes
>"hey anon did you see the score is--"
>I inmediately react by slapping the shit out of him
>I wasnt even thinking
>He flies and hit the wall
>I got up and help him saying sorry you scared me
>he is crying and the whole family comes running
>uncle rage against me like a bull
>I run and scream to stop but is no use
>he chase me for about 10 minutes until i give up
>im fighting this nigger
>wait for him and surprise him with a furious headbutt
>Materazzi would be proud
>he is bleeding and back up
>aunt call the police but they wont take me to jail because i didnt hurt the kid

well after that day my parents forgave me, but the rest of the family doesnt so we never saw each other again
5 years later we receive our grandphater house on inheritance, both my dad and his brother in law fight for the house, dad shoot him to dead in that fight and goes to jail, mom had to take a 15 hours job to pay debts and i get depressed and quit college, now im a wagecuck(toll cabin guard in the middle of nowhere, late night turn, loneliest job ever) to pay for my medication, i supposed to be an architect by now but those dreams are not coming back
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>>35392679
Cuck.

Originally.
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>>35392679
My mom and dad abandoned me at 18.
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Mom and dad died when I was 12, wrote a fable about it and the depression coming with it and got some money from it. Started to get my internship at 16, the (smol) business boss thinks I'm cool. Now I'm 18, dropped out of high school working 8 hours a day while guiding my brother through life.

Depressing but made something out of it I guess. Typed it out to motivate you lads.

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Gas the furries when?
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is it up her ass
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>>35392668
Those kind clip on to your pants

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I'm starting to hate this fucking country. What should I do? Where should I move to?

>be Mexican American
>4th generation spic on my dad's side, 2nd generation spic on my mom's side
>have family that served in the U.S. military starting with the Korean War
>my white Mexican immigrant mom is to blame for my sympathy towards Mexican culture and Amerindians
>raised Catholic
>had psychotic Catholic school teachers that brainwashed me into liking being poor
>care more about social capital than economic capital
>i've always valued social capital more but never said anything because of fear of being seen as greedy and ungrateful, but now the right (the people I kept silent for out of respect) are starting to talk about social capital and homogeneous countries, and it pisses me off

Should I go to the Mayan jungle and marry an Amerindian girl?

I want to work in a tianguis or ranch. I don't give a fuck about computers, smartphones, and technology. If I could right now I would go on a group hike that lasted a year to show I am not fucking lazy. I don't want to join the military and kill people, and I would join the peace corps but you need a degree. Should I just drive to the U.S.-Mexico border and cross into Mexico on foot? Become an entrepreneur and start a new and radical life? Or should I just allow myself to be a tool and become a missionary (even though I am agnostic now)? Do missionaries and missionary work still exist? Will an Amish family accept me?
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>>35392582
Just go back nobody will notice unless you stay juan
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they despise chicanos, good luck
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>>35393212

https://youtu.be/XM6HxJGEycY

then why do they all study English in school and love U.S. music?

i wouldn't know because i've only spent time in northern Mexico which is basically Americanized

southern Mexico wouldn't care because they see are still learning Spanish

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>want to learn piano
>the non electric shit costs thousands of dollars
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it's better to start with electric. Save while learning to play. When you have mastered the certain level of skill then buy the actually piano. You will anyway quit at some point so why bother to buy the most expensive option.
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>can create almost every possible sound with an electric keyboard
>can play with headphones on so you won't disturb anyone
>BUT I WANT TO PLAY ON AN ACTUAL WING, HOW ELSE WILL I SEEM SUPER INTELLIGENT LIKE MOZART? ;_;
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get good on a cheap electric piano and then if you want to keep playing get the expensive one

you don't start off with expensive instruments, you work up to them. the only people who start off with expensive instruments are rich idiots, and most of them quit within a year

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I feel like every time I bring up drugs with someone on r9k they loose interest in meeting up. Share some druggy feels and post your favorite drug and if you'd like to meet up. I like cocaine and heroin. If your from northern Cali, more specifically bay area to Sacramento let's meet up and party. Kik is christdidnothinwrong
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>>35394062
>I bring up drugs
>they loose interest
>I like cocaine and heroin

You are untrustworthy by definition so I don't want to meet you and nobody else should either. Hopefully you are just young and stupid and will grow out of this phase
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>>35394062
>having to clear out an entire day for an acid trip
>wait all day for acid guy to reply
>never does
>now entire day is wasted
>every time

I hate living in a smaller town, people here are so shifty and wishy washy
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>>35394100
Ugh, seriously. Acid is hard to obtain where I live. I can get coke in a minute and pot in 30 seconds, but acid and ex are so hard to find.

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>you're a cool guy anon

someone said that to me today.
what did they mean by this?
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>>35392539
It means you're a cool guy you fucking retard
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smells of bane
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>>35392539
They were just trying to be polite

dont over think it

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Hot moms drive me crazy!!
Post hot moms if you got em
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>>35392477
Not your personal army pal
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>>35392477
is that belt around her waist to hold up her cunt flaps so she doesn't trip over them?
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>>35392494
Newfag

Bringingbacktherobotwasamistake

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Why has God forsaken me? What have I done wrong?
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>>35392474
You probably act on a lot of sins. Jealously? Lying? Lust? Gluttony? Slothful? Prideful?

I bet you actively commit some of those sins.
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>>35392508
All humans act on those sins. But there are some who actively pursue virtue. There are some who fall down, and fall they will, multiple times, and when they pick themselves up want a better person to rise in their place.
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>>35392474
You are your god and somehow you have betrayed yourself
Or someone has convinced you to be something you don't like, or to not like who you are
Dats my guess

Hello fellow bots.
I have a question about the female orgasm, so do girls ejaculate? I read that some do and some only ejaculate internally, so how common is it?

I also know about the natural lubrication the vagina excretes, but to me that's more analogous to pre-cum, so I'm talking more about what happens when they climax.

I'm a khhv but I know there are people here who had sex and I know fembots exist, so would really love insight into the whole matter.

I have a face sitting fetish and this feels like something I should know.

also, more like pic related, if you have any?
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>>35393706
Why is that girl doing that? She'll get poop on her fingers. Gross.
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>>35393819
People can clean out their butts before they don't hate silly, just have a diet high in fibre and use an enema
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>>35393706
Yes girls ejaculate. There's a gland called the skene gland in the vaginal wallclose to the anus . The gland that you are thinking about pre cum is called the bartholin gland.

So if you have anal sex, a girl can have her anal orgasm because you are hitting the gym spot and the skene gland, or the female prostate. She can also have a vaginal orgasm by the nerves on the vaginal wall, and a clitoral orgasm with stimulating all those little nerves.

Girls can have plenty or orgasms.

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>mfw so attractive that I have to consciously not look in the direction of most women or else they'll get the wrong idea and start hounding my dick for attention and status
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I literally have a really great friend that reminds me of that pepe, he is cancun rn getting the pussy
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>>35392467
i too post lies on r9k sometimes
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>>35392467
I identify with this feel. Also reported

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Should feet be censored except for adult rated movies/tv shows?
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UNCENSOR THIS NOW>>35392431
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>>35392431
that's ok i wasn't looking at her feet i was looking at the trash ass decor
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>>35392431
If they should be censored because some people find it attractive then we should pixelate all our shit on T.V.

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