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okay so i just got a response from my oneitis who i confessed to via livejournal (yes i know)
we know each other irl
i'm a little panicky and dissociating and her words look like moon runes to me so can someone confirm if she said yes or no
i'm too messed up to green text sorry i'll just copy and paste
Aaron...
*hugs her dear, sweet Aaron tightly*
Thank you for being honest with me. Your words and your feelings make me feel warm inside. I always feel happy whenever I get a new message from you. I love you.
Let me get the painful clarification out of the way... I don't mean that romantically. If that hurts you to read, please believe me when I say it hurts even more to write. I don't want to linger on this any longer than I have to, so... let's move on, shall we?
I love you, and I'll make sure we always share a deep bond. I can still hug you tight. I can still give you kisses on the cheek. I can still give you Christmas presents and talk to you every day. And, most importantly, we can be a part of each other's life forever. You don't have to be husband and wife to always play a role in someone's life.
You make me feel warm. You make me feel happy. I love you. I'm sorry.
some words jump out at me in a bad way but lalala not thinking about that
so did the girl of my dreams say no or did she say yes
hahaha
hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaah
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That is literally the friend zone.
This chick wants you as emotional support and nothing else. Get the fuck out immediately my guy.
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>>35394019
I'm so sorry, but that bitch said a pretty clear NO.
Mine said "Okay" tonight and I can't stop posting about it because it's a small, great victory for me.
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>>35394046
ahhhhh can't read this post
>>35394048
don't know what this post says wew wew letters are symbols symbols symbols they have no meaning we are a world we a life
Anyone else tired of people in general?
Having to deal with their shit just so they will like you?
I'm about to the point where I just cut ties with everyone around me and live as a hermit.
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>>35393968
baby's first bout of depression
how cute!
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Original content right hehdfhhre
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I literally want to tie women up and tickle their bare feet until they pass out. What does that make me?
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one of those degenerate fetishists
tickle your damn self or sleep on your hand or some shit fuck off
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>>35393946
a tickle monster
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i will snap that feather in half and shove it up your fucking eyes.
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Idea for pranking your girlfriend
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Send a dick pic to your girlfriend , but mention another girl's name instead. Bonus points if you the name of a female friend of her's.
Example:
"Here's the dick pic you wanted, Emily"
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>>35393932
why are you trying to ruin relationships mane
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Where the fuck do you think you are!?!
Get out normie,this is not /b/
Reeeeee!!!
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Coming close to the end for me now r9k.
This board actually has good advice if you know how to sift through the bs.
Within a year of discovering this board i had gotten myself a robot gf. They exist. She was an ex dancer and studied astrophysics. Spent all of her time studying and had no friends.
I gave myself a chance to be happy and I fucked it up. I canceled dates and calls because i would get super anxious. We where both shy and quiet people but together we could accomplish anything, im just a coward. We had sex twice. And let me tell you it doesnt change a thing. You feel amazing for a few weeks because you finally did it after over 2 decades but then...nothing changed.
She left me a month ago because of my drug habits and the missed calls and canceled dates. I dont blame her. Im neet drugged up and an anxious wreck.
Heroin seems like the best option at this point. I have nothing to live for and nothing tying me to this planet besides the people who hold me morally hostage by keeping me here out of guilt.
Sorry i let you guys down
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>>35393899
Don't do heroin Anon,
You didn't let us down, the roastie couldn't hang then so be it, if you at least apologized for missing the phone calls and dates and kept contact, then her loss
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Report back to us with how heroin feels m8
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>>35393949
Heroin gives you an amazing high.
Feels better than an orgasm on the count of it lasting hours instead of seconds. And you no longer care about anything that was troubling you
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Do you just, love to shitpost? Love to make a bunch of whiny pissbaby tumblr sjws shit their pants? Go onto this app.
Natter.
Takes a few seconds to make any account. You go into this huge group chat type deal. Nothing can be deleted and if youre blocked, make a new account. I want to see some mayhem.
Because I think it would be hilarious.
I'm not kidding, you say "retarded" and everyone will simultaniously have a trigger stroke.
Go in there and spam.
Also, the app is shit.
I'm gonna need as many trolls as I can to go in there and spam things like "Hitler did nothing wrong" so I can watch it burn.
Spread this like fire
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>>>/b/
Go now. shoo.
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>>35393862
no, you'll get mad at my trap porn and it's not worth it
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i like this idea anon
i will do it tomorrow
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>20% of Korean woman have had cosmetic surgery
Must feel real bad to be a roastie in a race that needs to have their entire face resculpted to compete.
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>>35393838
>tfw your government is run by a feminist death cult but you still have to get your face cut up anyway
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>a race that needs to have their entire face resculpted to compete.
right anon. you're totally right
so are you taking viagra yet or nah? keep doing them kegels
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>>35393838
the same could be said for average looking white guys if you aren't chiseled chad you are just another number to Stacey roaster beef flaps
Why do people use hanging as a killing/suicide method? It's fucking disgusting.
Aren't there easier ways to kill someone?
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>>35393771
ikr just go beta uprising ffs. goddamn emos.
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There are easier ways but most people are fucking stupid.
Heroin or any opitate is by far one of the least painful and least messy.
Its how i plan to go.
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Because they live in states or yurocuck countries without easy access to guns
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I just want you guys to know I love you.
You make me feel less alone in this world.
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>>35393760
I love you too
Thanks for always being here robots :)
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>>35393760
IM OUTTA OPTIONS
STOP IT
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>>35393760
who the fuck deep fryed his face and forgot to turn off the oven
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About Me:
White, poor, Midwestern united States (the corn type, not the city or suburb type)
I have browsed 4chan since I was 14, and posted actively from 16-17. I'm now 19, 20 is September. I stopped posting because I spent some time in rehab for my drinking problems, and when I got out I thought maybe my life would improve if I stopped focusing on it, and how much of a spergy shit I am, so /r9k/ left my life. I'm at college now, and things aren't going well. I failed my first semester, and am on critical probation now. My family is poor as fuck, and so the state pays for almost everything for me to be here. That doesn't change the fact that $2000 a semester isn't crippling for my family, and it isn't like my drug and piracy charges haven't added more financial strain. This semester I have been spending around 14-18 hours in bed everyday, I drink til I black every time I do, and since I don't go to class that is often. There is a guy, M, who I am infatuated with, and every time I get drunk and he is around, I apparently beg him to let me suck his dick, which he always declines, and I never talk about sober other than to apologize. I'm taking a medical withdrawal from this semester because I've fucked up my grades too badly to recover, and if I don't then the university will kick me out and I will lose my state funding forever. I've managed to keep out of legal trouble only because I'm a fucking need who reads more about state law than practices talking to people, and have stopped working out. My first two trips were mind shatteringly bad, and my third was only okay because every time I started thinking about having a bad trip I just accepted it, and it stopped worrying me enough to push me over the edge. I smoke weed and cigarettes enough that I have nearly perpetual bronchitis, love cocaine and other speeds, have a few love for MDMA, but stay away from it for the most part because of how fucked it makes life feel afterwards.
Should I continue?
(Pic related: me)
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LOLWTFKEK
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>>35393739
is... is this going anywhere, anon? or are you just throwing a pity party?
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>>35393816
It is, I just want to get everything out and I didn't want to talk to a completely empty room just so I could dump everything out and get nothing back.
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>"rape fantasy"
How can you want to be raped?
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>>35393711
I don't get it. It becomes not-rape the second you consent. It's impossible to want rape. Rough, weird sex fantasy is more accurate.
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o.- read the sleeping beauty by the gods
the first few pages should
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>>35393742
you can hate something and want it to happen at the same time. also you can hate the do-er and hate everything about it, when you're in it, before it, etc. she'd probably never admit it
and you can like something .00000000000000001% and hate it 99999999999% who knows? maybe they hate it 100% but they won't ever tell you they had wanted it when they were unconsciously dreaming
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What is this the look of?
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>>35393710
[longs silently for death]
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>>35394630
this made me so happy i love it anon. i saved it, thank you =)
his name is poof
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the abominable poof
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daily reminder that girls don't care about looks as much as you think you do and the reason you're alone is because you have a irredeemable toxic personality and are socially inept. Looks can be changed but you sorry fucks are stuck with your shitty personality forever
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i have an extremely toxic personality in vidya but i dont think i do in real life. will I make it?
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Yeah but if we looked like chad our personality wouldn't matter.
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>>35393629
love how you posted hungrybox on this.
PPMD come the fuck back.
I've collected a number of extremely comfy gifs and want to share them with you, /r9k/. I promise that whatever your personal comfy style is, I probably have a gif that can satisfy it. Just sit back and enjoy comfy gifs, maybe talk about stuff.
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Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first fell out with one another.
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And which of the gods was it that set them on to quarrel? It was the son of Jove and Leto; for he was angry with the king and sent a pestilence upon the host to plague the people, because the son of Atreus had dishonoured Chryses his priest. Now Chryses had come to the ships of the Achaeans to free his daughter, and had brought with him a great ransom: moreover he bore in his hand the sceptre of Apollo wreathed with a suppliant's wreath and he besought the Achaeans, but most of all the two sons of Atreus, who were their chiefs.
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"Sons of Atreus," he cried, "and all other Achaeans, may the gods who dwell in Olympus grant you to sack the city of Priam, and to reach your homes in safety; but free my daughter, and accept a ransom for her, in reverence to Apollo, son of Jove."
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What kind of porn do normal girls watch?
I know the meme is that girls don't watch porn (they either read it or just don't bother) but I am pretty sure plenty of otherwise regular girls actually do look at visual stuff for masturbation material
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>>35395500
GIFs on tumblr
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>>35395500
Mostly bondage and rough sex
A few (very slutty) girls are into gay porn
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>>35395520
Seconding tumblr as a good source for porn. GIFs are definitely popular but I usually want something a little longer than just a gif if I'm really trying to get off.
Personally I find videos of guys jacking off really hot. There's a lot of gay porn on tumblr that fits this description but a lot of stuff that I guess gay dudes like that I don't.
I like videos where it's just some dude filming himself in his bed. No professional stuff.
There's also a lot of jackoff vids where the guy cums on like a mirror or something weird, which I don't like. I prefer to see him blow his load on himself.
I literally have this open in another tab.