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Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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Call me what you will, but to this day I still have no idea why this thread is made everyday. And why it has been made everyday for years, that's some dedication right there.
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>>35395019

It's echelon. You're a faggot
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>>35395031
That doesn't tell me anything, but okay.

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>be a man
>eat like a pig until cholesterol clogs me up and I die of a heart attack
>drink alcohol until my liver gives up cause it's cool
>die in an accident because "I'm a man, safety is for pussies"
>cause wars
>constantly blinded by testosterone yet I claim women are the ones that are controlled by their hormones
>somehow claim men are better than women
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>hurr I have an entire government agency to utilize
>therefore women are better because I decided to pick on a sperg without friends

Go to hell cunt.

We eat more because we actually do work. Dumb bitch.
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Hurr durr certainly 4chan will fall for this
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That's cool. I'm the perfect target to christen roastie power.

Stupid whore cunt bitch

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I'm gonna become a teacher. And teach those kids to respect me.
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>>35394944
I'm gonna become a trap. And have 'em stick it inside my boicunny.
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I'm gonna become a terrorist, but not for some trivial religious motive, but to bring torment to all the people that have wronged me in my life.
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>>35394944

They will be mean to you and make you cry .

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>have a nice dick
>you will never be fucked by it
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just cut it off and stick it in your bum lol simple
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1. Get a mold of it for a custom dildo.
2. Chop it off and shove it up your ass.

Either way please kys.
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>>35394923
>>35394933
I don't like these options

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>Why do you always sit on the floor when I'm talking to you, little brother?
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>>35394910
>implying..

Orgigibnns
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fuck off there's already like 10 other footfag threads

Why are white moms especially blonde, so nice? I've always noticed that in high school all of my friend's mom's who we're white, always had a nice packed lunch. They care about their kids so much.

>more likely to volunteer/ involved with the PTA
>literally sent you a thank you Card if you ever did something nice
>loving nature, caring
>fucking sexy too

>tfw you will never have a white mom
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>35394886
What's your sample size?
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>>35394898
Compare white moms to black moms, anon.
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>>35394886
>meet girl in Montana
>just turned 16 (legal)
>parents separated
>blonde mom covers for us, lets her daughter spend the night with me
>took her virginity

Thanks mom

I'm starting the anime "Love Stage" because I'm a lonely faggot NEET. If anyone wants some interaction, I'm here for a while, and will try to respond to everyone. my kik is madaogo if anyone wants to continue the conversation
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That anime is cute! bump
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>>35395652

>tfw literal faggot neet
>tfw I look up data on gays

So I basically was given the normiest of all sexualities by the most non-normie of personalities? Fuck me
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>>35396164
>normie
>literally a mental illness
now hold on there just a minute butch

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>fat NEET sister ate all my food again

Why won't she die already, bros?
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Put rat poison in the food
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>>35394879
>girls wearing shirts that are too large for them
cute as fuck
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>>35394879
Tell her if she's going to eat your food, you're going to eat her pussy.

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Why is Genesis's ass so THICC?
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>thicc

Lol get the fuck out
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>>35394899
>posting a shitskin
What are you, a scat fetishist? Naaasty.
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>>35394926

>here I sit on r9k
>too intellectually superior and too high class to engage in sex with a woman
>begone, I have figurines to paint shitskin
>besides, elbows too point, 2/10

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If you cum willingly, you don't get to go to heaven.
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>>35394871
The Judaish regime will burn for it's lies along with the Islamic in the wake of science and logic. Your leaders will soon come to know the true meaning of vengeance in the coming years as you burn.
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>>35394871
You don't get to make that decision.
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>>35394998
But I do make that decision...

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What are some cheap/fun hobbies? I feel like I should get into something because I really have no interest/passion in life and I just need to find something to practice/work on. Maybe like develop/learn a pratical/new skill, some people suggested cooking but I feel like cooking can be an expensive hobby. I mean, it's just buying the ingredients and making sure you have all the cooking apparatuses and what not.

Like I need a hobby that could be practical, but fun, if such a thing exists. I figured any hobby might need money to be invested in it, just hopefully not a lot. I know some hobbies can be very expensive, and I'd rather not do something that will require me to pump a lot of money into it. Anyone have some suggestions? What hobbies, if any, do you guys have? Would you recommend it to others? Do you find it useful/practical as a skill? Is it worth learning/developing? Is it fun? Also don't suggest coding/programming, I'm not good at it and yes I tried to learn it. I couldn't get into it, and I didn't really find it fun.
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Boxing.
All you need is handwraps, gloves, and a punching bag.
Maybe some other things, but it doesn't really add up to a whole lot of money.
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>>35394966
Guess I should have laid some specifics that I wasn't really interested in, like for instance I don't really want a hobby that involves fighting. Boxing would fit in that category, so would MMA or any kind of martial arts. I just personally have no interest in fighting, or learning to fight. I use to be interested in martial arts but not anymore. Besides I feel like it's more fun to do that stuff with a friend, or go into it with someone you know. Also you usually need to learn from someone who has more experience with it, I'm just looking for something I could self-teach myself without the need to pay someone to help me learn it/do it.
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>>35394868
Football
Most popular sport in the world because it's the most simple to play

Tinder for Attractive people and celebrities...
It's evolving boys.

https://www.cnet.com/news/tinder-select-the-secret-app-for-celebs-and-beautiful-people/
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>>35394866
Pretty soon Tinder (regular) will be filled with ugly women and men who are sub 8/10. So, I guess pretty soon we might have a chance of getting hideous women on Tinder? Could be a good thing.
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how do i get accepted?
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>>35394903
>invite only

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https://www.google.es/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/02/why-is-it-still-legal-to-take-creepshots-of-women-in-public-places

>the guardian
>every writer is an sjw feminist
>trying to make taking videos near women illegal


Anyone else do this? I've just started and its pretty fun, it makes my commute like a video game where I try to get near the sluttiest dressed woman then record her.

>sometimes I feel like James Bond
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>>35394846
>decided to intervene when he starts taking upskirt shots of preteen pussy
>triggered her wall complex
>calls the cops
>videos him and calls him a pedofile
>and you think this gives you power over me?
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http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/07/justice/massachusetts-upskirt-bill/

>land of the free

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Yo, i need some good footage of a big dick dude to troll omegle with
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If anyone helps a brother out I will surely post results
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>>35394816
Yo, kindly go to HC or GIF for that. We don't need no pelonises up in here
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>>35394816
>>35394828
This is /b/'s department buddy

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What's his'mst'd've endgame?
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>>35394799
never seen this breed can i get a quick rundown?
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>>35394799
shitty twitter memes
just because you ruined your own website doesn't mean you should come here and ruin ours
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>>35394799
i think there's a guy on /r9k/ right now who posts pictures of his bichon who used to describe in depth stories of how his dog used to lick his caramel-coated taint for hours on a pretty popular deep web bestiality forum

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