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Yeah. Fuck this country. Fuck the watch dog government.

Too bad, there's good people here. I'll leave.

Go to hell big guy. You have no idea what it's like but luckily for you, you'll never have to worry about living with a unknown government team team watching your every move.
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>>35395444
im on my way typing this right now im just in disgust at how they are watching me when i get back to mexico i will be tossing this phone and getting a reliable mexi made boost mobile pussy magnet haha can't watch me now even though you are right now
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Why listen to men. Like ever?

Faggot I can just pregnant and shit out your fucking replacement, fag boy.

Respect the pussy, fucking MALE.

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"Wow Anon, you're so handsome, say are busy tonight?"
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>>35395423
fuck you roasty i only fuck hot anime girls
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BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Sorry m'lady, but I saving my virginity for jesus.
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I'm a big fan of anime. Anime doesn't feature Jewesses. As such, for you, I'm busy.

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This man is /r9k/ and /pol/ incarnate rolled into one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NEqlfWSOrQ
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>>35395413
I'm iffy on the whole /pol/ question. They seem too anti-robot/anti-degen. Too desert-religiony.
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>>35395413
Korwin is the most based man on this plant, Next elections my vote will go to him.
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Is this satire? It plays exactly like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

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If you fap only because of "tfw no gf" then you are not doing it right. Fapping has a lot of health benefits, relieves stress, heart conditions and reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
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You're so funny i forgot to laugh.

Go to hell faggot. Fuck you.
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>fapping has health benefits
>fapping allows you to be more controlled by the looks jew
i'm torn
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>>35395408
>so funny I forgot to laugh
Thanks Pee Wee

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OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
ORIGINAL POST
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>>35395391

OCEAN MAN
THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP!

ORHUIZHIUHA
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOOOWN
NEVER GONNA RUUUUN AROUND AND
DESERT YOOOOOOU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpLDLr9FZY

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Hey nigs, is there anywhere on the internet for a robots to hang out with zero normie influences? This board drives me fucking crazy sometimes with all the normalfag trolling.
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yeah go offline and stay in your comfort boc
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>>35395277
Fuck off normie? I just wanna find some wizards to hang out with, do I not deserve human interaction too?
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>>35395314
>do I not deserve human interaction too?

Real robots don't need human interaction. You are a failed normie.

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I may as well be a fucking asshole.

Fuck you
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Yeah you really want to see me snap?
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You wanna see something get fucked up
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You will take responsibility, one way or another.

You took my health from me with your faggot watch list.

Fuck you niggers

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I couldn't play the Price is Right. I'm so used to buying Chinese crap that I'd lowball everything on there to the tune of a third the actual answer.

I'm looking at this car right now out of pure cheapskateness.
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>>35395181
Do you have a question about it? The most important thing really is service history. People that own hondas usually keep them for a long time so walk away if it has more than 3 owners, even at 150k miles.

Some CRVs have issues with the driveshaft bearing, iirc. So if you feel vibration at highways speeds it could be this. You should also look on the CRV forum for common issues with whatever year you're looking at.
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>>35395240
Actually, after I posted it I realized that car's been on the market for a while and the listing is probably old. Now I'm looking at this one.
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chinese people make cars? since when?

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i bought a foawchen pass now what
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>>35396113
nw yer lef wil trewli bgen
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>>35396113
I heer u are de one with de pass, I wil b ur entainmint fe the evnin
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dmp apu apustaja pictrs

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Is the compulsion to mimic stuff around you or things you see a symptom of autism?

I've had it massively since I was a kid. It seems any external stimuli that I enjoy in the slightest I immediately have the strongest urge to replicate it.
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>>35395168
Aristotle says that that is a natural instinct.
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IM PRETTY EAGER TO WATCH HIS NEW MOVIE I SAW A TRAILER TODAY A FEW SECONDS OF IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnwgMYeaqr4

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How do you think you would do?
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>tfw rejoining the FFL over and over under different assumed names because it guarantees French citizenship
>tfw you've accumulated over 10 fake identities, with legit papers and everything, plus a shitload of combat experience
>phase one is almost complete
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I'm probably fit/smart enough to get in. Don't know a lick of French though, so I'd have to pick it up quickly.
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>>35396165
They teach you French. And they make sure you learn it quickly.

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>Reading about people who are accomplished musicians, artists, engineers or athletes
>They're younger than you
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There is absolutely nothing in the world that makes me want to hang myself quite like this, OP.

Whenever I see teenagers or people in their young 20s being world-renowned actors/artists/musicians/athletes, I just want to neck myself on the spot.

And then I remember there are high school students that have infinitely more rich and varied sex lives now than I will ever have in my entire life on this planet, and then I REALLY want to die.
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>>35395097
>Auston Mattiews (1998 y.) already scored 30 goals in NHL
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>>35396411
Connor Mcdavid younger than you leading NHL in scoring

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When girls have to fart do they ever pull down their pants and spread their cheeks beforehand?
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>>35396053
Normie confessions: once you have a GF, this is the normal wy for herto fart, but she'll do it in your lap
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>>35396175
Don't get my hopes up, anon. The fart gf is a myth.
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>no interest in farts
>absolutely love the female asshole

Is this normal?

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>*blocks path*
>surrender all you chromosomes at once

What do?
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what about we combine?
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>>35395052

Turn and run. I sure as shit can't fight that hairless chimp.
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>>35395075
>Heh, only primates run.
>*Teleports in front of you*
>Put the chromosomes in the bag and no one gets hurt.

>>35395069
>Join me brother

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YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS

its like theyre walking around topless. you get fairly desensitized after a while but there is a constant baseline of stimulation youre walking around with that makes you want to fap all the time

sounds good but its actually AWFUL

> want to stay celibate to be able to have good sex with wife after marriage
> succumbing to their unaware lewd displays

how do you stay pure , robots
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How am I supposed to get back on my feet to get a gf if you doing this, retard bitch.

Go to hell.
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>>35395853
You sound like you need a good ol holiday in UAI
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YOU'RE ONE SICK FUCKK LAD!!!

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