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INTJ here, not sure?

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>>35384285
Start, don't sell yourself short by not having a bigger picture.

>tfw BPD ENFP with depressed, nihilistic INTJ bf

Life is suffering.

>processed meat
Ugh, enjoy the bowel cancer.

Also normie food.

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>>35402746
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

>>35402709
cheese pizza would be nice tbqhwyfamillia

>>35402034
1. Get rid of the pepe picture
2. Get rid of your profile picture and use the third picture instead (the one on which you wear the brown jacket)
3. Get rid of picture in which you smoke

>>35402081
4. Get rid of the retarded "about" blurb. Nobody cares about who you are, your picture is the only relevant thing.

>>35402185
5. Get a new face.
6. If impossible, at least get a photographer friend to take your pictures because you obviously suck at it.

A healthy salad

sour cream with bread

>>35401761
Nothing, fatty.

>>35401351
KITTY CAT LICKIN'

TEE-TOTALIN'

TENDIES EATIN'

dude it's good for you

>>35401401
no, it's not.

eating healthy, exercising and sleeping well is good for me, not being a degenerate druggy.

dude it grows brain cells

My brother has a gf. All he does on the weekend is go over to her house and watch netflix, and presumably have sex as well.

The only way we know she's real is because my mom ran into them at wal-mart one time. He hates all of us and doesn't want any of us to meet her so I know very little about her

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After you get a GF you have a varying period of happiness and then everything becomes incredibly dramatic. Her parents will die and she will disappear from your life without a trace. If you try to contact her she will tell you to leave her alone.

Don't do it anon

>>35401285
I had a long distance gf for a while when I was a teenager.
We would be on msn messenger to each other for hours at a time, I have no idea how we talked so much and what we talked about.
Whenever we met up in person all we would do is get drunk and cuddle and make out and fuck and eat.

Good times.

Eh, might as well keep NEETing for 2 more years than burn the house down and kill yourself.

Two years!? You've got plenty of time, might as well fire up the vidja

>look for a job
>look for a place to live

I don't care what excuse you have, you can easily find both of these in two fucking years.

>>35400249
sell your soul for fun and profit
>seriously can someone tell me how to do this.

>>35400249
we should work as gigolo's
i think its the perfect job for robots

>>35400298
well, maybe gay gigolo since gays are not that picky.

>>35400206
his a pretty chill guy

he most probably make some funny comment and get back to his work

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>>35400206
>tfw Stannis will never rule the seven kingdoms

>>35400206
"call OP a faggot"

>>35400129
right with you. it's not so nice at first if you're not used to it but it's very easy to get used to. it's about the only non-alcoholic drink I use apart from coffee and smoothies

I still struggle with my die but the one thing I did right before being a fatty was imprinted into my brain was trade juice for water.

>>35400129
I've managed to avoud soda in favor of flavored water for the most part. I only get soda when I'm out of water bottles and dont need to go to the grocery store.

"Whats that? XDdddd"

/r9k/ is pretty infamous as far as internet forums go. If you're obviously a virgin and they find out you browse 4chan I think they might get ideas.

The only girls I've ever told also browsed 4chan.

>>35399567
>This fucking drains my energy, how do I stop giving a fuck and live spook-free life?
Learn math or something. Play more video games. Focus on being efficient and taking in more information rather than dragging your feet and pondering every little insignificant thing. Your realizations aren't important. You think they're beautiful intuitions but you're so intellectually lazy that you basically let your emotions do your thinking for you.

Also, intelligence correlates with decreased empathy. So do things that make you smarter, not more of a pussy.

Expand the empathy to animals, insects, even grass and trees. Might force you to reconsider the arbitrary nature of your feelings.

Then again...
>went on a walk 1 hour ago, in yuropoor country
>random foreigner asks me if I know where some place is
>genuinely try to help but dont know where it is
>on the way back, can't stop thinking i should have invited him to my home so i could drive him there

And I'm one of these /pol/ types who believe unqualified immigration will ruin the western world. Fuck empathy.

>>35399642
Expand the empathy to women
they are the only one who are worthy of empathy

just kidding bro

because I am not cute or genetically blessed

Cause im a gay lol

>>35399441
I wonder how big your hands must be for them to be "big hands".

I'm 6'4 but I'm not sure if my hands are overly big. Apparently that's an attractive feature. My hands are fairly thin, too.

>>35399269
first of all you've never touched a woman so don't assume you know if they can have it hard or not

Fuck that's gross. I can smell the vomit and cheap tequila on her breath through the webm.

>>35399281
I touched a fatty last week