>aunt came to visit
>Oh anon so you're doing uni? wich course?
>Biology.
>oh but you can change to something bett... to another course later eh?
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>>35399611
>study for exam
>next day teacher pushes the exam back
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>>35399611
>need to study
>am not studying
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>>35399611
>music major
>good career going on
>people love it when I answer: "Oh, me? Music"
>/r9k/ charts wants me to believe that music degrees are the worst
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Autistic grill here.
The girls at my school don't want to be friends with me because I'm weird to them. I don't know why. I do my best to fit in and be outgoing and friendly. The friends I do make end up backstabbing me.
I can't be friends with autistic bois because they either start to like me and get angry because I don't reciprocate, or they ignore me because they think I'm a normie.
I just want to hang out with someone and be invited to parties and have a normal social life. I want a friend. Seriously considering suicide.
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>>35399554
autistic guy here. People hate me because I always look mad apparently and there's nothing I can do about it because I don't feel mad
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all i wanna do is bang screw in the dirty third that city of syrup, bang screw
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Normie here
Just be yourself
lmao
ITT: we act like we're on reddit
XD
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>>35399540
>With respect as a *** person, I must say you are kind of wrong. But who is not wrong :D
>muh shower thoughts :D
>with that kind of *** (anything, but not jawline, forehead, maxilla) you wont get a gf ever
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>generic videogame trailer comes out
OMG THIS VIDEO IS SO MUCH YES
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>wtf who downvoted me?
edit: sorry
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>D-Daddy, I am... trans..
wat do?
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>>35399436
>tfw I'm planning on coming out soon
Wouldn't come out to my dad though.
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You killed your father
You just couldn't be a man, when I die you get nothing
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>>35399436
If they were as qt and passable as natalie mars then I wouldn't give a shit. However 95%+ of them are nowhere near, and that's when I'd have a problem.
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How do I stop lads?
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begin by cutting it down to half
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>>35399424
why would you stop? are you some kind of normie ? only robot smoke cigarettes fact
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smoke 1 every other day
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Why are normies so obsessed with their pets? They can talk about their ugly mutts who are "totally like humanz!!1!" for hours.
I even got into an argument with my neighbour because of this today:
>go to buy some groceries
>see my semi qt neighbour and start talking to her
>we talk for a bit and she suggests that we should go for a walk
>after a while she mentions that she broke up with her bf
>I try to comfort her and tell her not to worry and that she'll find someone better
>and then, she says that she's done with men and that she doesn't care because she has her cats
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children, and that, since her goddamn cats can't impregnate her, she's acting quite irresponsible
>she starts spewing some dumb nihilistic bullshit
>I tell her that she's selfish, and that people like her are the main reason why modern women are such amoral trash
>she gets mad and leaves
This isn't fair, /r9k/. I can't even find a girlfriend because every single one of them has a goddamn cat or a dog that probably fucks her on a daily basis. Even the older ones, instead of giving birth to babies and being good mothers they're wasting their time on pets like some dumb preteens. I even had to block my sister because she kept sending dozens of pictures of some ugly shit that only vaguely looks like a dog.
It pisses me of so much, I really hope that somebody will illegalize this shit someday
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>>35399100
>I try to explain to her that it's her duty as a female to give birth to children
This is why she was mad you fucking autist
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>>35399100
they are surrogates for children because they cant afford the real thing or know deep down they'd be shit parents
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>>35399645
none of this happened my man
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Paid 5 Million dollars to raise a little girl?
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A little orphan girl lost her only known family.
She has no friends, and no family, and she's all alone in the world at only 5 years old.
You're given the opportunity to raise her and given 5 million dollars to do it with.
Would you do it? Would you raise her right, and give her a home. Would you be her Dad?
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>>35398928
Sure.
She'd be raised with the finest of anime and vidya.
Plus I could buy two houses with that and live off the rental money.
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Yes. I want a qt daughter more than anything. ;_;
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I'd dump her and take the money.
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How can you know if a woman loves you?
Let's imagine a scenario where a man and a woman are in relationship. The man offers the woman physical safety, financial stability, takes her to restaurants and maybe also buys her occasional gifts. Clearly the man loves the woman because he does selfless things to her.
But what separates "woman loves a man" from "woman leeches off of an useless idiot"? After all, all the woman would do in the relationship is to open her legs, and that is not selfless act since she'll enjoy the sex as well.
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>>35398459
The man does these things for the promise of sex so you can't know if he loves her either. What he does for her isn't a selfless arc because he's getting that in return and should enjoy going out with her as well.
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>>35398498
You're a stupid piece of shit who clearly doesn't go outside and has NEVER met a single human being in your life.
Quit speculating from bullshit you find online.
There are men who will cut their dick & balls off just to get female attention, you're fucking stupid.
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>>35398459
you can't, unless they say so i guess
last time i knew someone who was really nice to me and liked(?) to be around me but couldn't decide if she was really interested or tried to befriend me out of pity so i ghosted
the pity part comes from the fact that i'm a loner so i usually don't have any friends, she knew that
just not worth the trouble and the disappointment
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What did you do for international women's day
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>I have a woman what she was asking for
Raped and sold to body trade
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>>35398414
When will there be an international virgin day where people are obligated to sleep with virgins.
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>>35398414
I played magic the gathering except I made a shitty house rule where any time someone tries to remove a female creature, you gotta drop liberal buzzwords like:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE TRYING TO KILL MY CREATURE? DO YOU HATE WOMEN? DO YOU HATE MINORITIES? WHITE MALE NAZI REEEEE"
Pretending to be retarded liberals was actually pretty fun
>he doesnt take pic related to instantly cure stress and anxiety.
L-theanine masterrace. Best $30 youll ever spend.
P.s. Normies need not apply
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>>35398249
What are the natural sources of it? Already take too many supplements.
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All my anxiety is caused by years of alcohol abuse
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>>35398249
If its so good, why are you still here?
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Why?? I could really help her man.
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>>35398213
Yeah fuck her up even worse huh, selfish as motherfuckers. You just want her for sex and selfish reasons. You couldnt give two shits about her
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>>35398239
Noo! I know how she feels! We could lift eachother up!
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>>35398213
No you couldn't. You'd only bring each other down and keep each other down with petty mind games
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Do you think black women lurk or post on 4chan?
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i saw one in /fa/ a few weeks ago
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>>35395912
Was she /fa/?
Black women tend to be disgusting and dress horribly.
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>>35395900
Doesn't matter to me because black women date exclusively outside of their race in 2017
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Why does BBC sell so well?
If you sold BBC porn, you will jump straight to middle class.
It's insane how much more people are willing to pay for such porn, than any other kind.
I have people beg me to make them BBC porn everyday.
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Cucks are extremely autistic and indulged in their retarded fetish. That's probably why.
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>>35394970
mix the autism with it being extremely taboo, and you have a recipe for it to be meme'd on 4chan for all time.
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>>35394930
it's fucking hot
the contrast between white women and black males is just so hot
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Fembots. Does your dad worry about you?
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Does raping count as worrying about?
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>>35394859
Kinda. He worries that you might tell on him, and then he wouldn't be able to rape you any more. Which is worrisome.
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>>35394859
A lot of fathers are sexually attracted to their daughters because they remind them of their wives when they were younger.
What's STOPPING you from LOSING your VIRGINITY?? the only thing stopping yourself is YOU, why aren't you using TINDER right this second?? What's ur excuse ?
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I am physically average and have a thorough distaste for women
Why does r9k care about sex so much. Just cut the idea of women out of your life and focus on the stuff you like , you'll feel a lot better
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tinder is a fucking joke
its just a pissing contest to see who has had the most achievements.
And its mostly basic bitches with the same copy past of a bio
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>>35392029
I did lose my virginity you hulking fucking niganderthal. Who gives a shit about fucking chicks when the big shit is coming our way?