What is your lucky/favorite number, robots?
>>35402002
1,006,788
Not sure why
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>>35402002
These dubs, senpaitachi
>>35402002
27 and 28
these are both unique numbers
no other number is like them
>"anon i went into your room and threw a load of things away"
>wake up
>door is half open
>came late from long wagecucking day
>no dust on my computer table
Whebn this suffering stops...
>mom cleaned up my secret toe nail collection that I keep in the bed pole hole
Everyone loves dinosaurs. Giant ancient killing machines are the stuff of fantasy. But we all learn about dinosaurs when we're like 6 so we go "wow it's so big and scarey", then for the rest of our lives we take the concept of dinosaurs for granted.
Imagine if you had somehow been raised not learning about dinosaurs. Imagine if you had learn about dinosaurs when your were 20 or older. You mind would explode so fucking hard.
Massive lizard monster walked around and battled each other for hundreds of millions of years, probably where I'm sitting right now. That's so fucking mad. I don't anyone appreciates dinosaurs as much as they should.
That poorly written but I'm so fucking excited about dinosaurs rn.
do you have a favorite dinosaur? i havent decided on one since i don't know that much about dinosaurs.
>>35402014
Probably this guy, Parasaurolophus. He looks so friendly. I imagine he behaves like a friendly cow wanting his neck scratched. There's also a giant sloth-like one but I can't remember it's name.
Lesbians of /r9k/, what's stopping you from having a girlfriend?
Lesbians<gay men
Prove me wrong
The fact that I don't want to be a degenerate and am successfully suppressing my unnatural urges.
I am slowly becoming straighter and straighter.
My sister eats pussy just fine, I don't need a girlfriend.
Why is pizza such a normie meme? Every white girl mentions "buy me pizza pls!" or "my hobbies include X and pizza" in the tinder profile. EVERY single one of their jokes related to laziness or gluttony includes pizza in some way. "Hahahahahahahahaha pizza so relatable amirite XDDDD"
>>35401595
It's become infinitely worse than
>Ermah gerd! BACON!!!
The pizza fucking BS gets me so pissed off
It's a sure fire way to know if somebody is a super normie unoregano downy
>>35401595
I guess refusing to eat heart clogging food is another way I'm (((disadvantaged))).
Fuck women who expect me to eat poisonous shit.
>>35401659
did you just claim pizza is poisonous? you've never heard of moderation have you?
Tell me about your dreams and aspirations
And how the real world shattered them
>>35401584
>got my dream job
>it includes me travelling all over the world and being in fun adventures
>salary is ok
>get gf
>says she'll wait for me
>"lol anon i never loved you and all we did and talked about meant nothing"
>shattered.jpg
>extend contract to get more money
>blow it all on booze and asian brothels
and here I am 6 years later. I want to trust a woman again but I don't think I can take another blow like that.
As a kid I always used to say I'd become a cominc writer till my father told me that I'm retarded and "writing cartoons it's not a real job".
>>35401584
>prove that c=3/4
>didnt get 3/4
>live near trainstation
>trains pass through ever 10 min
>could get down there and jump infront of one in about 2 min
>legs start shaking when im actually there and i get shivers
how do i stop being a huge fucking vagina? i know i will die, i just need to be able to jump once. thats all i need to get out of this mess.
get really fucking drunk beforehand,
with a bit of luck you'll stumble onto the tracks and you wont even realize before its too late
>>35401301
Whats the problem thats struggling you?
Don't drag that poor driver into your mess.
How would you raise your son if you were a single mother, femanons?
>>35400956
poorly because its the only way possible as a single mother
>>35400989
this 100%. fpbp
I would probably be an overly attached mom that lets her son love with her forever.
Anyone else here been redpilled enough to not desire to drink, smoke, or do drugs?
Pic somewhat related
My own experience with drugs have redpilled me to never do them again. Sober is the way to go if you want to live a better higher quality life because once you die that's it.
I'm redpilled enough to get drunk alone every night in a dark room while despairing the state of both the human condition and my own personal life situation as a white male in modern america.
That is great and all but I just wanted to remind you that you're going to die too.
Report in
>what instrument do you play ?
>what do you like to play ?
>any aspirations ?
>post jams/works
im a plain old guitar man feeling homesick after not having hit the stage for a long time. feels terrible but I'll make a great comeback somewhere this year.
first and last bump, don't be shy
>>35400867
>play guitar, bass, mostly use laptop and samples now
>like to play riffs from early blink albums on guitar
>would love for my electronic stuff to reach the level of popularity as the artists that inspired me to do it (which really isn't much)
>the BC:
https://princecloakcutter.bandcamp.com/album/everything-will-be-alright
Play guitar, bass and drums. I play psychedelic rock/hard rock/ jam rock kind of stuff. Im working on making a demo, i play all the instruments in them. Anybody know a place i can upload mp3 files? I have a song that has the instrumentals done
>5 word essay due in 23 years
>>35400734
Ill still manage to miss the due date
>>35400734
How are you going to start with that extreme? Start with something smaller so we can build go that level of absurdity later ya dumb cunt
3 word paper due in 4 eons, just kill me
>1 word paper due after AD ends
The problem with Arsenal is they just try to walk it in.
Fuck you. I'll do what I want. Low battery.
Must charge back in a few hour or so? Don't cry
>>35400194
>football banter edition
football is the most normie hobbie in england. no one can say this isnt a normie thread.
Tfw no sweaty bf to let me lick off the musk and dirt from him after a long work out
tfw no steam bf to tease and bully me while touching myself to him
tfw no anon cock to worship like a good boy
I want a bf too
t. tranny
and it's always an anime picture too lmao
fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
>tfw it's illegal to beat the shit out of people like you
i suffer
So was this basically /r9k/ the movie?
Basically a Trio of Robots
Any other r9k movies?
no that's reddit the movie
>>35400086
>>35400086
>no this was reddit the movie
Mclovin is the only robot because he's a autistic sperg who doesn't change
the fat jew dude was more like a failed normie
and Michael Cera is the same boring character in everything he plays.
If it was a true robot movie he wouldn't have gotten the girl, but of course it's American romance shit shoehorned in so he has to
Post your 3 most visited boards and other anons will try to guess your personality.
/r9k/ /g/ and /pol/
/mu/ /v/ and /pol/
>>35399614
/int/, /tv/, /vp/
In that order