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>>35405208
It doesn't necessarily mean your ugly, It could be the lighting, angle, or just the fact that your Head is unsymmetrical.

Ugly dude reporting in. For me taking a good picture is like a 20% chance

>>35405259
I don't know what to trust. I've also been told by girls that I'm ugly, but, that could also be "muh roastie". Either way, I wouldn't get an honest opinion and I'm not exactly comfortable plastering my face on 4chan so there's that.

>>35405208
its a psychological phenomenon...i forgot whats it called but supposedly if u keep looking in the mirror u'll look better but it doesn't apply to cameras

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No but I have one of pic related
>$1000
>85lbs

>>35405047

Damn, that looks appetizing. Almost makes me want to fap with an onahole again.
But as it stands I've set my mind on non ejaculatory orgasms exclusively.

>>35405047

how easy is it to clean? How many times can you re-use it?

>>35404741
No. Kill yourself so the rest of the world doesn't have to.

>>35404757
Worst case is that you'll learn something ;)

>>35404741
>nationalism
>socialism
Porky memes

>cackling

yeah, because you're too deaf from all the ear-shredding cock-rock, phillistine

>>35404705
t. indie rock fan.

stay mad you eejited sow

>>35404685
>he doesn't remotely activate the microphone on his girlfriend's iphone, record her cheating on him, and mix the samples of sex sounds into a 5-hour opus of self-loathing and denial
And you call yourself a "robot".

>>35404655
man I miss that sandwich meme

I shoulda died at 20, man, it didn't get better

That's an attention whore, not a fembot; fembots shun attention and spurn the advances of alpha males.

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I don't have tattoos. Or bipolar disorder.

I'm actually borderline

>>35404589
Ballin on a budget with my neetbucks
Much to the chagrin of the wagecuck
Sleep in every day give no fucks
Never have to work cause work sucks

How can wagies ever recover? HoIy shit...

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Working from home, they say ima wage cuck
What they don't know is I make $30 bucks
An hour, living life in my slippers and pjs
Not having to drive on no free ways
Shirt and collar, only those poor shucks
Working at star smucks gotta wear those
So ya don't know, living that neet life but more money and hoes.

this is the hottest position ever
they are so close that very close contact and the way she can open her legs so wide
i wish i coudl hug a woman with my legs jist like they can hug men with theirs is so cozzy ant hot

>>35404616
i like doing it

feels like I can get in deeper than when we do doggy style

I come here to talk about how much I hate myself

Yeah but I'm worried years of being lazy, living unhealthily, doing drugs and a few whacks to the head have brought me down

>>35404538
I was above average as a child and teenager, but stopped learning and now I'm probably average

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>>35404538

Yeah, I graduated valedictorian while getting kicked out of school constantly (for fighting). Top 1 percent wealth of people my age too. Still hate my life and want to blow my brains out everyday, only things I truly enjoy is starting shit with normalfags for absolutely no reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pjM7lRUU

>>35404577
10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs

Oreg

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>>35404218
>Who /givenuponwomen/ here?
this

>>35404218
everyone that unironically browses this board

It's not that I've given up but have never really tried and have no desire to.

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I still keep my 64 hooked up to a 24" crt tv just for this game.

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Been playing Ni No Kuni nonstop for like a month now. The visuals are really nice and it's just challenging enough that it never pisses me off

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>>35404185
>Post and discuss comfy games to take away the pain.
Kirby air ride is a very comfy game to play with others

>>35403656

>0 replies

shieeet

>>35403656
ok but if it doesn't work i will end my life

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>>35403656
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

what if I want a boyfriend though

>tfw no overly protective bf who makes me feel special and happy

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>>35403506
I had a gf like this and even that was fucking annoying. Best part was, she didn't get comforted because I guess the only way for a girl to get over her bullies is to go back and keep trying to validate herself with their attention.

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>35403506
This is the gayest thread I have seen in a while. I wont even say OP is a fag, because the word 'fag' is just not enough to describe the gayness streaming from this pile of shit, you call a thread.

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>>35403428
Humm but what if you take my gun and rob someone.... Hmm then I go to prison for giving you a gun... HMM?

Why can't you buy a firearm? We literally have a constitutional right to own a gun, you can buy them at Walmart, why can't you buy a gun?

>>35403428
Just overdose on heroin man, it's the best way. You will have the best feeling of your life just before slipping peacefully into your final sleep

>>35403424
Probably not, and the only thing on that plate I would like would be the broccoli.

I'll go with "marginally"

>>35403424
With the rice, yes. Rice has an amazing ability to fill my stomach. Replace it with another carb like pasta then it wouldn't.