Do we have a moral obligation to help Syrian refugees
>>35410766
You sure do, pal
Refugees, yes.
Migrants, no.
No not at all. You have a moral obligation to keep em out.
How do I get a bf who's like Shinji?
>>35410664
Date an ugly man.
>>35410664
Why would you want Shinji? He's just a young, naive version of Kaji -- the objectively superior choice.
If you happen to want a guy like Kaji though, you better be a damn fine broad with a dame fine brain. He ain't settlin' for no less. Sure, he's gonna end up destroying them in the end. But if it makes you feel better, he's so sensitive and shit that he gets all fucked up over it too.
>>35410664
irl shinji here. be my kaworu, op?
>be me, 27
>mummies special boy
>dreaming of enjoying my tasty tendie treats when suddeny
ANON WAKE UP, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
>stupid bitch mummy wants me to go to normie school
>reeeeeeee and cuss her out
>she drags me out of my room, I clutch hold of my computer desk and hold on for dear life
>bitch somehow pulls me out of my room
>all while I'm screeching and reeeeeeing
Anon, you dropped out of school and now you need to finish it so you can move out and new daddy can live with me. Now go.
>don't even get a big enough breakfast and mummy made me shower and dress up in normie clothes, jeans and a tee shirt
>arrive at the school building
>apparently these two big teachers have to follow me around but what ever
>so many normies everywhere start crying for mummy and I peepee all over my jeans in the middle of class
>everyone runs out of room
>I'm rolling around in peepee when suddenly
Tendies
>I smell tendies!
>I dash out of this room and dart down the halls while in my underwear
>screaming "TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES"
>see some normies standing in lunch line
>they're stealing all the tendies!
>tackle some slut and take her tendies, go to lunch line and grab handfuls of tendies
>girl is on floor crying
>YOU DARE TOUCH MY TENDIES? NOW MY POO POO YOU WILL ENJOY!
>Shit all over dumb bitch cunts head
>big teachers finally caught up and try to catch me
>good luck, all this running has caused me to sweat
>can't catch me I'm so greasy
>run around stuffing these tendies into my mouth
>when I'm all done hear sirens
>fuckers called police
>proceed to vomit
>REEEE! MY NUTRIENTS HAVE ESCAPED MY BODY!
>stuffing delicous tendie goo into my mouth when I'm tazed by a pig cop
>wake up in hospital with mommy crying beside me
>and thats why I'm never allowed back in school
>>35410616
What makes you think it's ok to act like this?
>>35410668
>being THIS new
Bet you're retarded too
>>35410717
Fuck off troII
Why do you hate The Young Turks?
If you're rich, don't post in this thread.
I'm a communist and i dont give a shit about lame liberal commentators and baby's first outrage at capitalism
>>35410605
They are a bunch of liberals
Still better than anything non-Common-Filth related
>>35410626
>I want to be dirt poor because I blindly believe in equal opportunity
Ftfy
are you an "expert" in anything?
do you have an autistic-level knowledge of some specific topic, a bizarre & niche skill, or just happen to be more knowledgeable than most people on a certain topic in particular? Maybe you know all of the lore from a niche 80's anime, maybe you're well-versed in a certain philosopher's books, or maybe you're a quantum physicist.
post whatever that is, here.
>now what?
ask eachother questions and learn something about their topic.
if there's a topic you want to learn more about but nobody's posted it yet, make a post asking for help so that if someone lurking DOES know about it they can answer your questions if they happen to see it.
I'll start.
I'm an expert in:
>70's-80's classic/hard rock
>general video game knowledge post 2005 but not exclusively, as well as numerous specific games that i know a lot about.
>beginner-to-intermediate level guitar
>basic audio production/recording
Things I want to learn about:
>electronic music programs
>warhammer 40K lore
>collectible figures
>>35410511
I'm a professional fighter.
I've competed for DEEP and I'm a B-class shootist in Shooto in japan.
I'm nowhere near like ufc-level shit, but I'm still pretty good. Dunno if anybody here is interested in stuff like that. I've posted a video of one of my fights here before.
On that note, I would like to learn about
>botany
Anybody here an expert on botany? I would love to learn about botany, and maybe hydroponics.
Maybe some gardening too.
>>35410613
post the video?original comment fuck you robot
>>35410712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryycPaWSg1w
have a few more if you're interested. black shorts is me
>message random girl on Craigslist in the off chance that she's nice
>it's a girl in my class who i JUST watched open my picture
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
HELP
>>35410487
assuming this is true, why do you care? She's a girl, she has a lot more reason to be embarrassed about trying to have casual sex on craigslist than you
>>35410487
I call bullshit. No way this is true.
>>35410513
im fucking insecure and shit. I'm playing it cool because i sit behind her; but she looked back at me
wtf
what do i say to her after class?
I'm honestly thinking of just walking out and saying nothing. yes, this is fucking 100% true. I'm fuckedshe has a cute face but she's fat, she listed herself on CL as "average"
have tomorrow off from work, so it's time for a drinking thread
got my go to cheap whiskey here
post your poison, robots
>>35410436
How did you stop balding
Are you sure you want to drink that?
>>35410436
I hate you more then life itself Samson. Why did you choose to become the worst thing? We hate it, and for you it was a way to get attention on a fucking anime board.
what do you think about female weebs?
What the fuck is wearing?
They're okay, but not as bad as fujoshit
>that rictus grin and horrified eyes on the Asian
Poor bastard.
>manager got drunk at work and said she wanted to fuck me
Sounds hot.
You should fuck him and get a promotion!
>>35409781
with a strapon hopefully
>>35409985
Can i get her fired for this? this is sexual assault. I don't want to know if you want to fuck me.
how do you deal with gangster neighbors?
>>35409640
Call the rival gang over to their crib.
By having a good paying job so you don't have to live next to niggers or spics or illegals
>>35409640
1)Move to a gated community
2)Stop being poor and move to nice neighborhood
3)Stop being poor and donate a large amount to police station
4)DONT BE A POORFAG
Are most fembots overweight?
tfw no fembot belly gf
It's not fair
I am, but the most vocal of us are going to claim to be underweight.
It's a reasonable tactic to get attention- I don't know if it's possible to get the truth.
I'd wager that we're mostly fatties, but maybe that's because I don't want to be the only fat fuck.
Being overweight is ok, Lucy is top tier waifu. Imo Ideal(medium) weight>Overweight>underweight>Obesity/anorexic
Wagecucks, post pics from your job
No idea why it's rotated.
>>35409630
fucking australian shitposters
oreganononeonon
>>35409630
Are you a software developer?
Not an original comment
Why does have to be in the ass? Why can't it be in our ball sack or something?
THERE'S POO
>tfw shit hits your prostate and you feel like you're shitting out your own spine
I'm not gay but I LOVE fucking my ass
it's not in the ass technically, it's just that the ass is the easiest way to reach it
Just wanted to thank whoever posted the thread yesterday (?) about hands free orgasm videos. Made me cum multiple times without using my hands, and they're on fucking YouTube too!
Much appreciated random robot.
>>35409389
That was me! I was just thinking of making another thread. I did that eves garden 5 times in one day all different videos. Ive become completely addicted.
Some work better than others but its like a whole new level of fapping. It feels so immersive and real and intimate. Wish there was some sort of virtual reality aspect as I have trouble visualizing some things buts its fucking great.
>>35409389
>>35409491
Can you shed some light on what you people are talking about?
>>35409389
>>35409491
Can I get a quick rundown on this? Or possibly some links to the videos you're talking about?
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>their clitoris has twice the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
Sex is a disgusting roasty activity
>>35409281
Sure but that doesnt change the fact that your a women.
>>35409281
Which is exactly why you should give them (at least) twice as much head as they give you.
.....but you gotta be good at it.
To, like......where they beg you for it.