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>>35398454

In my opinion

>robot
general failure overall
no sex within last few years
NEET/min wage job
dropped out of HS/didn't go to college
overweight
bad hygiene

>cyborg
half normie half robot, with the social aspects of being a normie lacking
e.g. graduated college, decent job, looks normal
but
autistic or shy, manlet, beta etc

>failed normies
had a good start but fucked up completely. Main give aways are
>raised by both parents (main one by far)
>happy childhood
>family still support them
>rest of traits are robot

Robots:
>Cannot function in society
>Run into troubles mentally
>Will often get paralyzed within a minute by social interaction
Robots resent the normies

Cyborgs:
>Can function in society
>Run into troubles mentally
>Can partake in social interactions, but will get drained by them after a while.
Cyborgs put up with the normies/wish to be the normies

Normies:
>Can function in society
>Do not run into any mental troubles
>Need social interaction to live, they will actually die without it.
Normies do not know that robots and cyborgs exist, nor that there is any state other than normie.

>>35398587
IM A CYBORGGGGGGGGG ;D FUCK YOU LOSERS

IM GOING UP IN THE WORLD

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>>35398411
>date a """"fembot"""""
>this is exactly what happens

Boy, I sure am glad I learned my lesson.

>>35398411
That's not a girlfriend, that's an oneitis.

If she really was with you, you'd have it regularly.

Take my advice, break up with her.
I've seen my friends fall for the same trap and be used as orbiters and beards for lesbians.

>permarobot
>has gf

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did you fix any tooth decay recently? because that sounds like an allergic reaction to mercury

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>>35398381
No Mercury or recent fillings
>>35398460
Would I have scabs tho?

>>35398256
Obligatory get off my board normie scumbag

Could you elaborate? Why did getting a girlfriend and having sex make you sadder?

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Fuck you. I have no sympathy for you, Joe McNormalson

In my 22 years of existence, no female has ever so much as been please by my presence in a public space; and in a more intimate setting I'm sure any woman would attempt to kill themselves after so much as 15 minutes of private conversation with me.

Normies like you are the worst. You come here posturing on how you've managed to have sex with someone who agreed to be your gf (an extremely intimate and personal decision) and then tell ME that I'm the one who's better off for remaining untouched by women my whole life.

Go probe your own asshole with a rusty fork

>>35398223
Not like anybody else is going to see it so what's the problem?

>>35398243
Fuck off.

I'm capable of getting laid.

>>35398255
Lol not with your disgusting mutated dick you aren't. Fuck outta here, normalcunt.

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>>35398199
See now let me tell ya something:
You gotta actively go out and attempt to make friends, develop a personality beyond vidya/anime/whatever your poison is

I mean look at my fucking disgusting mug. That was just yesterday. Later that day I asked a girl I've had a crush on for a probably unhealthy amount of time out and she said yes

This was made possible, in part, by me actually getting out of the house every Wednesday night and going to an Open Mic at the place she works at.

>>35398266
You look obese damn

>>35398266
What if i dont have many friends and/or go out that much

>>35397961
White guilt. Most other races have no problem with it.

It's not just make a business

>>35397961
because it's immoral
>tfw would willingly be a slave to someone who would treat me well, clothe, and feed me

>mum found the schlong

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>mom found her thongs

>>35397933
My parents bought me mine. They probably stopped caring after I got caught breaking into my school, stealing chemicals

>>35397796
i would imagine
bleak, unending nightmares

>>35397796
Amazing you finally have a women give you the time of day.

>Tfw no fembot to orbit
I can't help this cuck fetish senpai

>>35397729
I'm currently trying to gain 2.5kg so I eat 3400 kcal a day. I'm feeling always full and bloated, I wake up without hunger but I must keep eating.
Moreover, with my level of physical activity I probably should eat near 4000 kcal daily.
Being a skeletonfag is suffering.

>>35397729
>pic shows her eating worthless calories

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>>35397729
>Wake up
>Either get something off the breakfast menu of Chick-fil-a or eat some oatmeal
>For dinner get a sandwich from Chick-fil-a
I'm addicted to their food it's so good but definitely isnt healthy when its all that i eat someone pls save me from my shitty eating habits

>>35397698

On a forum? Like a real one?
The only posts I've made on forums that embarrass me I made when I was a teenager. Who gives a shit? Everyone was retarded as a teenager.

If you mean here then lmfao at your life.

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>>35397698
Realise that if some of the neurons of dumb meatbag changes so that they think negatively of you it doesn't matter

man forum days are the worst days
did a lot of cringy shit

I do this too but after some years I relisten

Some never, I am even ashamed of some of the stuff I listened to

Nice Pepe you have there by the way, would be a shame if someone would steal it - no?

>>35397552
hahaha thats so relatable wow

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>>35397552
>find song Ilike
>don't listen to it to avoid the problem in the OP

>>35397551
-Get a job
-get a hobby that's social

Making male friends is easier than talking to whores on tinder

>>35397551
You mean like Bros (no homo) friends?

Just go to a local sports bar

>>35397572
What kind of hobby? Like badminton?

>>35397604
Don't live in a country with sports bars sadly
Plus it's been so long since I've had male friends I don't remember how to talk to them

Imagine if your son posted something like this. I mean really think about it. Those days where you were pushing him on the swing, lighting the candles for his fifth birthday... now he's posting this. Jesus Christ.

Because the neighbours won't stop having loud-ass sex. And since the police won't do anything, I figure I'd take responsibility myself.
>But daddy, what if the police drive by?
We're white. Why the fuck would they come here?

>>35397478
I would tell you to ask your mother about it but she's been missing for weeks. Hehe...

>>35397287
Clicked on circles so hard my hand got sore. Didn't fap for the rest of the whole day.

several hours ago, writing lyrics to a thing

I was recording a rap verse. Still din't come out the way I wanted.