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challenge: send pic related to the last female you texted, post results
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>>35399306
>texting a female
>ever

Fuck off normie
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>>35399306
my mom would be angry if i did

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I bought condoms for the first time to make cleaning up after fapping easier and they feel so tight on my dick. Are they supposed to feel like this? I bought the normal ones because my dick is pretty small being 6 inches.
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Condom size is based on girth.
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Heh. 6 inches. You Belive 6 inches Is Small MINE is 5.5 Inch (centimetres i don't Know.)
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>>35399363
6 inches is dicklet tier though so it is small

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>lose last bf
>gay feelings are sky rocketing
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>>35399247
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cunt bitch
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>>35399261
w-why are you so m-mean anon!
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>>35399247
It's ok anon you will get a new better bf soon.

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>"AY WITE BOI! IS U LOOKIN AT MY MUTHAFUCKIN TIDDIES?"

Wat say?
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Heh, yes, I was having a slight glance at your boob- ahem- mammaries. I find them indescribably appealing, enamouring and... dare I say it, milky. I want to latch my lips around your nipple and areole and suckle on your brown mammary. The left one, preferably.
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>>35399220
>>35399220

lol i'm not even white. originally
"ORIGINALLY??!"
uhh yeah, its for the robot, lady
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>>35399241
Kek origigifififfifigigigi

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Just checked Linkedin

Girls who were snobby and bitches in H.S. Ended up doing jack shit in these last 4 years.

One of them is an english major, at a non-prestigious school

Meanwhile i worked my ass off from being an autistic meme lord, to a decently functioning albeit prejudice human being with reallly great career prospects doing usury.


I..is this what winning feels like lads?
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They'll find someone to take care of them
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>>35399213
You're a loan shark? Tsk tsk
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>>35399213
>I..is this what winning feels like lads?
Only if you're happier than them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vjAKzTAMcv I would you could hear her penis growl like the sound of your stomach!
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sauce

100% original post
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>>35399256
you want sauce on her?
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>>35399309
I want her sauce

and sauce on the pic

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>tfw my psychologists looks like a cuck
he has the face of a cuck, glasses, weird beard and a pitchy voice

my parents sent me there because a im a hikikomori, a long history
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imagine carrying a child in your womb for 9 months only for him to become a reclusive, weeaboo social outcast
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>>35399123
No one in real life even knows about or cares for that shit

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why are women so hard to talk to? trying to talk to girls on tinder is like talking to a brick wall, it's always a one sided conversation.
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>>35399114
tinder is for hooking up
not for having long counverstaion
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>>35399114
They don't want to talk to you.
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>>35399114

honestly it's because they are talking to 10 other guys at the same time

women love attention and social media basically gives them a never ending supply

stacey not replying to you? it's because she's reading chad, tyrone, steve, john, dave, david, kevin, jack, james and scotts messages

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Reminder that wanking addiction is a disease
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>>35399107
What's the german word for second-hand embarassment? I feel for that guy but Jesus
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>>35399335
Fremdschaemen
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jesus fucking christ i did not need to read this

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Started reading this for laughs, but in the end it turned out to be the best inspirational story. Is Tommy our guy?
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Tommy is a hero and people just laugh at him and think he's a silly man
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>>35399096
Tommy is completely insane, but the good insane, the one that makes you realize the power of believing in yourself and following your dreams.

>the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches)

Proof the BBC meme is just a meme

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/may/06/women-penis-size
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>>35399054

>women penis size
You have my attention, anon.
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>>35399054
does that mean that black people are more evolved than white people?
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niggers only have big dicks when they get sickle cell anemia

that's the final redpill

How can I stop procrastinating? Seriously, I am tired of this shit. I've been procrastinating for years. Makes me wonder how I graduated high school. Now, that I am in College and, exams are coming on 27th March. I haven't studied at all. It's like I don't even care. If, I even slightest amount of motivation or willpower, it just fades away. I don't even bother to pick up a fucking book to study. If I have to do certain task. I prioritise in my head quickly, like how many days till deadline? Is it hard? Is it important to do now. By, doing this mental gymnastic shit. I can't even get anything done. Just imagine if those wasted hours could have changed into something productive, learning. Then, I could've had so many skills. Is this some form of mental illness?
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>>35399030
It starts with the smallest things honestly, try not to put off the laundry or small tasks and work your way up. Just how I help myself, might work for you. I have the same problem, the days never feel long enough.
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>>35399030
You made it to fucking collage you fucking NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35399242
Yeah that's pretty telling. OP doesn't know what procrastination truly is until he's become a NEET for years.

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>tell a girl the exact position i want to see on a nude
>she does it
It's really THIS easy.
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Who took the picture anon?
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>>35399019
shes fat so i dont care enjoy your pig
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>>35399034
Look at the mirror

White men being attracted to BBC porn means you're a closet homosexual.

It's just white men who like to self-insert their self as the woman being dominated by a superior male.
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Maybe it's just people who like to see women degraded and have sex with animals.
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>>35399017
>It's just white men who like to self-insert their self as the woman being dominated by a superior male.
I do this, but I doubt everyone that's into interracial does that
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>>35399017
>Superior male
Oo ho ho ho oh you OP, only thing niggers are better at is killing other niggers

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>>35398926
I've always wanted to visualise 3d sp[ace like tbhat
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