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Females.... 2017-03-09 03:08:23 Post No.35400260
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Females.... Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:08:23 Post No. 35400260 [Report] [View this topic]

When I first met my wife we both said we never wanted kids, and she said she would get sterilized because I have a severe life threatening allegedly to pregnant women and i hate children but she didnt get sterilised and a year later she said she thinks she may want kids later on.

But any day she could get pregnant and I would swell up and my lungs would close by us brushing our skin together from contact of our bodies which causes the allergic life threatening reaction in me that would cause me to die from my eyes being swollen shut and my lungs closing causing me to not be able to breath and die because I'm allergic to pregnant women and it causes a deadly allergic reaction in me that can literally kill me.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:10:13 Post No.35400285
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>wife

Noun

A female life partner whom one is married to.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:11:00 Post No.35400291
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:11:00 Post No.35400291 [Report]

Why don't you get sterilized?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:12:41 Post No.35400313
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>>35400285
you think married people get on this particular board of the 4th chan with a question ? i highly doubt it.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:06:50 Post No. 35400240 [Report] [View this topic]

>have a bad dream in which mommy's car was stolen and she was really upset
>wake up and want to hug mommy so she won't feel bad
>remember mommy is dead

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:13:59 Post No.35400332
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:13:59 Post No.35400332 [Report]

well shit, that went from bad to worse.

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>>35400240
so sorry op

have a hug

Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:16:40 Post No.35401194
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>>35400332
i miss mommy

Anonymous
2017-03-09 03:04:39 Post No.35400211
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:04:39 Post No. 35400211 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I convince my doctor that I need Adderall, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:05:30 Post No.35400219
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:05:30 Post No.35400219 [Report]

dunno but want to see the get so
>>35400000

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:05:49 Post No.35400224
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>>35400211
You don't convince them, just make up some shit about how you're getting distracted, losing focus, and how it's impacting you at your job or work or some shit.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:21:06 Post No.35401263
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 04:21:06 Post No.35401263 [Report]

Tell him you have adhd. God you're helpless

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:01:06 Post No. 35400163 [Report] [View this topic]

NEET mentally ill beyond saving thread. How are you coping being an eternal NEET with no career robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:14 Post No.35400176
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>>35400163
I'm coping

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:08:13 Post No.35400257
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>>35400176
How many jobs have you worked? I had one and never worked since.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:17:18 Post No.35400383
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:17:18 Post No.35400383 [Report]

My career is largely behind me so I'm going NEET soon. It's tough to let it go, but I have to give myself that time to really think what I should be doing with myself.

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2017-03-09 03:00:48 Post No.35400159
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:00:48 Post No. 35400159 [Report] [View this topic]

Fucking end my life.
>standing in line with about 20 strangers
>feel something coming on from the depths of my stomach
>pleaselordno.jpg
>*BBRRRAAAAAP*
>awkward silence ensues
>really wish i was dead right now

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:55 Post No.35400188
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:55 Post No.35400188 [Report]

You know you can hold in farts, right?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:57 Post No.35400189
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:57 Post No.35400189 [Report]

You must be fat.

Here's your solution: Alternate Day Fasting.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:04:03 Post No.35400204
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>>35400188
That's not healthy. If you do that enough the fart will just go off inside your colon which is just as loud. This has happened to me.

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youtube Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:56:12 Post No. 35400104 [Report] [View this topic]

Any robots try the youtube meme?
how did it go?
>i did
>it failed

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:01:28 Post No.35400167
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bumping this
originiioli

Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:02:10 Post No.35400175
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>>35400104
I haven't tried it because I'm too shy. Do you have a story of your experiences?

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>>35400175
>be me
>great idea
>start comedy song youtube channel
>have a lot of fun with making songs
>try learning new skills to ad to video quality
>feels good to create
>normie classmate finds out
>tells the entire class
>they laugh
>call me a faggot
>hear them talking behind my back
>"i always had a hunche anon was autistic"
>haven't gone back to that class ever since
>mfw

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Fluff tits Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:55:21 Post No. 35400095 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you like girls with a WILD streak, if you know what I mean? Like, THIS wild?

Would you pet her and remind her she's a good girl?

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2017-03-09 02:55:08 Post No.35400090
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:55:08 Post No. 35400090 [Report] [View this topic]

"i am your bitch daddy, my body belongs to you"

Found this text on my 13 year old brother phone
from his 12 yo GF

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:56:37 Post No.35400110
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>>35400090
hahahhahahahahhahahababbahahhahhahahhahahahhaahahhaahaahhahahhakaajajajjajajajajajajjajajajjajajjajahajhajajajahajajajjahajajhjjahjahahjahahajbabanbabananbanababababahjajajabanbahaalaabovaiyacayviavbaahahjajajanjajajajahjajahjaanhajajabanaajjahajahhahahq

fucking cuck

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:56:42 Post No.35400111
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>this is how 12 year olds talk now adays

probably been watching porn online since she was 6

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:56:49 Post No.35400115
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You are a liar I dont belive one word you wrote you most likely dont even have a brother

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:53:05 Post No. 35400062 [Report] [View this topic]

Brother may I have some oats?

This is unoriginal

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:00:47 Post No.35400158
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>>35400062
REEEEEEEEE STOP THIS NORMIE MEME OR LEAVE

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>>35400158
If you'd just ignored it, it would go away by itself.
Sage'd

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:52:15 Post No. 35400056 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does this white man look so smug?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:53:29 Post No.35400067
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>>35400056
Because he knows Fathima is gonna sort him with that Nigerian Jollof for the rest of his life

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:53:38 Post No.35400069
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>>35400056
Because he has btfo both black people and muslims in one fell swoop.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:57:55 Post No.35400125
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>>35400056
because he doesn't have to do any chores around the house anymore at no extra cost.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:46:47 Post No. 35399978 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you guys show your girlfriends /r9k/ or 4chan? Do they judge you about your internet use?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:51:48 Post No.35400049
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i exclusively browse /wsg/ when she's around. plenty of interesting content that's not so fucked up. she can be into the /pol/ stuff too from time to time but I prefer to keep it clean.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:53:05 Post No.35400061
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:53:05 Post No.35400061 [Report]

Robots don't have girlfriends, get out normie

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:46:38 Post No. 35399975 [Report] [View this topic]

Why haven't you killed yourself yet, manlet?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:49:11 Post No.35400015
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is this even real though? I am a manlet but like who the fuck thinks going to uni is a factor of being a good donor?

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>>35400015
So you're not only a manlet but a dumblet too lmao

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>>35399975
i can't reach the top self where the gun is

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:46:36 Post No. 35399974 [Report] [View this topic]

>Going to nightclub on Saturday.
>Friend wants me to drink and dance.
>Last time I went he couldn't stop laughing when I tried dancing.
>I don't know what to do with my hands.

Any tips on clubbing for autists?

How the fuck are you supposed to dance without looking like a dickhead at the same time?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:54:09 Post No.35400077
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>>35399974
>going clubbing
>drinking
>being this degenerate
it's like you want to stand on the wall and be executed with hollow point rounds to the head, pham.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:55:13 Post No.35400091
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:55:13 Post No.35400091 [Report]

How about you do us all a favor and kill yourself?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:56:26 Post No.35400108
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>>35399974
>Any tips on clubbing

Yeah, grab a club and beat yourself to death with it.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:46:11 Post No. 35399969 [Report] [View this topic]

Someone point me to the patrician life discussion board here? I want out of this hatred infested, homoerotic cesspool. This place is just nonsense.

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Potato bro 2017-03-09 02:48:09 Post No.35399998
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You sound like a tryhard faggot

Here's the door
>>>>>leddit

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:48:24 Post No.35400002
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>>35399969
>>>/s4s/0

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>>35399998

What are you even talking about?

Also, nice job fucking up your quints.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:44:25 Post No. 35399950 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you feel threatened by the sexual agency of women, robots? Pic unrelated. Posted from my iPhone

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:45:39 Post No.35399962
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i think most dudes here don't even talk to women in person.

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>>35399950
as a rapist i dont care

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:47:37 Post No.35399990 [Report]

Why is that tho? Is it because female sexuality is a powerful force for men to contend with? Posted from my iPhone

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