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So, what happened to 4chan?
I used to come here to laugh and see threads about absurdities, now, it has come to a new depression board for teenagers.

It's that i'm getting old? Because you can say all the shit that you want, but, this, and all of the boards were much better before than now.

Everything you say is a "flag" everything you say it's a reason for flame, it doesn't makes sense, even when the oldest were here didn't make so much flame about anything.

Nowadays you post a loli and you get 50+ insults for pedo. Albeit it has no sense.

I miss 4chan. I miss my friends place.

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>be Chad but still a loser for some reason
>have fucked a lot of good looking girls
>I talk and flirt with tons of girls all day on kik and stuff and get nudes sometimes
>pretty much all the chicks I been with have been attractive with 2 or 3 chubbier ones but with huge tits
>also have a monster cock
>second time having sex
>with a cute little 4'11 skinny slut
>going to put it in as I'm on top of her
>she grabs it with her hand
>she looks shocked almost scared and says "yeah you're gigantic we need lube"
>have fucked girls until they bleed or can't walk
>used to date a 34dd titty monster that would fuck me just to hang out

You know the best part of it all? Every single one of them was on birth control and I came right inside them every single time.

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>he does the virgin walk
>he does the virgin talk
>he does the virgin dance
>while in his virgin pants

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Where would you place yourself, robotos?

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> porn addict for years
> have to stop due to medical condition
> can't go more than a few days without it despite best attempts (blocked out all porn sites, torrents and proxies I could, but there's an infinity of them)
> can't get away from the computer as I use it for work
> unmotivated to do anything, can't exercise due to medical condition worsened by fapping

None of you know this pain.

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>seriously starting to consider my friend's offer to drop out and start trying to make music together

How fucking insane am I? Neither of us have any experience, skill, or anything. For some reason being starving but trying to be something seems more worthwhile than doing something stable like going to school.

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I'm drinking at 10AM

If we were in Morrowind and we were both unemployed guys who had some military experience, would you be my adventuring bro and go explore shit with me

If life were Morrowind, would I have a friend?

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whats you're excuse?

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Do you have emotions, r9k? Do you feel sad, happy, and angry at appropriate times?

I feel like years of being cognizant of the fact that nobody really gives a shit about me has deprived me of emotions. My grandpa just died last week and I didn't even cry.

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piece of shit mother who has a job is cheating on my nice dad who is unemployed . now shes kicking us out of the house
what should i do /r9k/

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ITT times where we said things came out at the wrong time.
>at dinner with gf at mexican place
>leave after all is said and done
>head over to RadioShack that is around the corner
>work the night shift, it sucks, but i need the money
>on the way there is a nail salon and spray tan place you must pass if you walk there
>door is open to the nail salon
>"Hey! Wanna get a mani?"
>"no thanks, i'm straight."
>walk slightly faster after realizing what i'd said.
>Keep walking

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OHHH YEEEES!!! THAT'S IT! STRETCH IT, ROBOT!! STRETCH IT!!!

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>tfw on my 4th cup of coffee and it's not even noon
>tfw getting the shakes

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Fapping with fleshlight while watching penetrative porn is the best and with lots of lube, after hard day at work the cumming is so intense it's like all the tiredness and stress from work just melts away

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>tfw no lain post