Trips decides what I do with my newborn baby
Jewlord kikenigger
>>39299667
give him a goddamn haircut
Always be there for him & make sure he grows up right.
So Anon... I've been trying to look for your social accounts, but couldn't find anything on Normiebook, or Normiegram. Would you describe yourself as an antisocial person?
>>39299459
no, i am technophobic :^)
>>39299459
This is a question you will never get outside of the US.
this never happens in a STEM intervew
I got a gf and my own flat
But life is just as empty. Videogames are boring and theres nothing worth doing
>>39299280
Try getting a BF that's why you are bored
>>39299280
Sounds like you are mentally ill and depressed have you considered Grindr and trying to find a man maybe you are a homosexual and the vagina isn't doing it
Why not invite your stupid gf over to suck you off and take you places?
Post and claim your waifus
>>39299067
she can't be your waifu if she takes 5 dicks a day on camera, anon
if it aint 2d i dont wanna waifu it
Claimed the good Chloe
So robots, you get the ability to travel back in time, for a couple of minutes you can find your old self, what advice you will give?
>5 years ago
>10 years ago
>15 years ago
>20 years ago if you are old enough.
play more games
eat more shit
play more games
get a job to aquire more games and finish school
>>39298990
I will go back to my teens and slap myself in the face
"LISTEN HERE YOU NIGGER BRAINED FUCK!!! GET OFF YO FATASS AND GO DO YOUR HONEWORK AS YOUR DAD TOLD YOU SO YOU CAN PASS THIS TEST AND MOVE FORWARD TO HAVE GOOD GRADES THUS YOU CAN GRADUATE AND GET A GOOD PAYING JOB INSTEAD OF SLAVING YOUR LIFE AWAY IN THAT BURGER PLACE FOR ALMOST 7 YEARS NOW! YOU WOULDNT BE THE HUGE DEPRESSED PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE NOW!"
I'm 30 right now
>5 years ago
Buy bitcoins
>10 years ago
Work out more
>15 years ago
Study harder faggot.
>20 years ago if you are old enough.
Don't worry about what others think.
What are your thoughts on age gaps in relationships /r9k/?
I am 18 and im currently seeing a 15 year old. In the eyes of the law it's illegal, but everyone's morals seem different. Is 3 years really all that much? And what's your personal cut off age?
You're a pedophile mate. No ifs, no buts, you're a pedophile preying on fucking kids because you can't get a girl your own age
Kill yourself sick fucker
>>39298906
The catch-me-outside girl proves every man is either a pedophile or gay.
>>39299008
The who girl?
does r9k have any good albums/music recommendations?
share your favorite albums to listen too
some of my favorites are
>pic related
>sound of silver
>marquee moon
>any nirvana album
>>39298901
Best album of all timee right here
Klaus Schulze discog
>>39298901
If you like Talking Heads, I would recommend most other 80s New Wave groups, which I'm sure you've probably already heard of.
New Order (my fav New wave), Tears for Fears, Kajagoogoo, Soft Cell, Howard Jones, etc...
Perhaps you can try a couple other 80s genres?
Hair Metal/ hard rock: Quiet Riot, Billy Squier, Twisted Sister, Dio, Nelson, Winger, Slaughter, Queensrych, Scorpions, Dokken
Classic rock: Journey, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, Bad Company, Electric Light Orchestra, Steely Dan
How to cope with the realization that you're not attractive to anyone?
>>39298807
You're attractive, anon. To God.
with ridiculous high and unreasonable self confidence and not letting anything close to me until i am completely dead inside
>>39298807
I've always been the second choice
Get in here anon. Make yourself at home, share materials and burn roasties.
(Special shootout to all the projecting roasties who will come here and say "Girl are not all like that, and by the way, I'm a guy")
>>39298767
We should start making beta orbiter hate threads since they're the ones bumping fembot/ideal bf threads.
I will never hold someone's hand
I will never hold someone
I will never kiss someone
I will never marry
I will never raise a child in a stable environment
I will fail as a human
Why just hate roasties when you can hate society at large for rejecting you?
>>39298804
Great idea. "Fembots" may begin these threads, but fucking beta orbiters feed to them.
I'm a wage cuck at target ask me anything
>>39298629
Are you fast, fun, and friendly?
Who would win, Batman or The question?
>>39298639
I got called a "cashier extraordinare" for being so fast and I'd like to think that I'm friendly!
What's the strongest emotion you feel?
For me, It's remorse.
Boredom, sadness, or anger. Usually these combined.
repugnance
>What's the strongest emotion you feel?
Probably disgust.
Why haven't you got a German gf yet /r9k/?
>aryan
>cute accents
>educated
>bilingual
Pic semi related
>>39298089
I lived with a German in first year of university. She is exactly what you would imagine a German girl called "Helga" would look like. Stereotypically German.
>blonde, braided hair
>blue eyes
>thick German accent
>6' tall, at least
>heavy, could probably crush a keg with her thighs
Even her degree, history and politics, sounds like something a German would study.
>>39298135
She sounds so fucking perfect
I'm not usually into tall grills tho
>>39298089
>germans
>aryan
Yeah, you can't trick me Shlomo. I'm not into Muslims.
Post robot music and musicians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vAd3dUT4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5H2W_Cb_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOnt2zsVZs
>>39298032
Xxxtentacion is a fucking annoying childish faggot with anger issues and a fucked up haircut that only girls still in their Emo phase like. Hope he dies
rap is normier than normie
i'd respect you if you posted musique concrete, or something non-normie
>>39298050
I hate him and think he's a massive fucking faggot, but his music isn't all that bad (excluding some of his really, really cancerous shit)
>>39298058
>i'd respect you if you posted musique concrete, or something non-normie
Why don't you post it?
>Only ONE, singular chance at life
>Born with aspergers
THIS FUCKING DISEASE HAS RUINED MY LIFE REEEEEEEEEE
I mean... It could be worse?
haha ass burgers kek
it's not a disease it's a way of being, your brain works different I think
how does it affect you?
Reasons you haven't committed suicide.
Pic related. I bought a macaw, it's pretty sweet even if my hands are constantly bleeding or bruised.
Post more pics of this qt, anon. Parrots are the best animals.
>>39298036
i had a bird like that once
i saved it from my trailer trash aunt and her (literally) autistic son
they would push his cage to the ground and laugh
they gave him to us and we gave him the best life we could
he died shortly after though
>bird pets
never again. you think they're cute and might repeat funny sentences but all they do is screech and bite with their sharp ass beaks