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>>35405962

Jesus fuck that's a cute 8 second video

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o0IPHNI5Rl

>>35406221
>Record narration.

Honestly didn't expect that. Nice.

>>35405926
>not concrete enemas
Lame

>>35405926
I... I actually think that shit is hot.

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>>35405926

I'm inserting the obligatory

>I can't get a girl to even look at me meanwhile chad is doing this shit with his plates.

Is this actual OC?
If so, solid song/10

Based Mc.Neet

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>>35405920
Not bad, but you really only have one rhythm and pattern of rapping. Maybe change it up a little next time. 6/10.

I would totally destroy you in a rap battle.

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>>35405919
Thanks for reminding me on this OP
I was starting to put women on a pedestal again

>>35405988
Lol this happened to me at least 3 times when i was a young school boy

Its so embarrassing, cause it feels good when stacy calls me a cutie but horrible when the nastly little bitch mext to her always says TEE HEE DONT BE HORRIBLE

Fuck off slag

Not enough citric acid

you're sterile my dude

Clear jizz is a sign of prostate cancer OP

>>35405833

drink lots of water and eat plenty of food with fiber or take a fiber supplement.

Softer poops make for less irritation on the hemorrhoid and will help a lot. Also, try soaking your asshole in the tub every day.

>>35406043
Thanks for the information friend, these things won't let me use my buttplug

>>35405833
>>35406533
3 things
1 don't ever put force into taking a shit
sit down, let it flow don't push
2 epsom salt baths
might sting a big but it helps worlds, pour it in the water soak, and put some in an old sock or cloth then push directly onto your bumhole let it soak for a good 10-15 minutes
3 now this will sound weird, but dildos "can" help
very gentle rubbing can help relax the muscles, imagine a slow loving thrust
if you are too rough it will just make it worse
thats generally how i've dealt with them

>>35405710
Mental training

When something happens just grin.
Takes a few years but eventually you'll become a /pokermaster/

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>>35405893
But sometimes grinning is the problem. Sometimes when I'm supposed to frown I grin, or when I'm supposed to grin I roll my eyes, stuff like that.

I'm reactive and very easy to read. I'd like to fix that. I've been trying to find "poker face" videos on YouTube but all that comes up is lady gaga.

>>35405643
How "active" was it exactly?
Also do you do any autistic things as well as not wanting to talk to anyone, desu?

>>35405774
pretty active, have 2 really good friends and quite a few other close friends who i speak to daily and usually meet someone each weekend & have a qt boyf

>have edgy anime headcanons
>pace around my room
>enjoy degenerate music

>>35405536
>I have an 8% chance to be a chimera

Thank goodness, I was thinking it was potentially a real problem I might have.

As far as I know, I only have one blood type.

>Mom probably has foreign dna in her brain
>Wondering if it could of been passed down to me
Puking rn

Thanks for the share, this stuff is right up my alley

Big bionerd here

A girl called my dick "pretty" once when I sent her a dickpic. I don't know what that means really

>>35405514
probably fucking with you, society teaches girls to be as snide as possible with anything concerning intimacy.

I've been checking in on this for some time now and I still have no idea what the fuck this thread's about.

>>35405471
What drugs are you on? Give them now

>>35405471
I think something in you just, snapped.
a while back I was in a shitty period of my life (well, more shitty than now) and the same thing happened. My mind just kinda gave up and let everything collapse

I don't really know when I got out of it but I do worry about things again

Maybe its a defense mechanism?

>>35405471

I get like that right after I cum.

AYO WE WUZ DA NIGGER KING!!!

AND WHATEVER TIME MAY BRING!

YA'LL REMEMBER ME AND SING!

>>35405379
It's just fucking gay and female threads...
This Board is more shill than actual content.

>>35405379
some didn't find the porn he wanted to jerk of to now he fishes for lewd pictures on /thiRsty9k/

Some lonely faggot keeps posting fembot threads. They all start the same way. "Fembots" in the subject field, then a question addressed to 'Fembots.'

For example,
>"Fembots, what are you attracted to in guys?"
>"Fembots, what kinds of music do you like?"
>"Fembots, what is your favorite memory?" etc

Just some dumb question, doesn't matter what it is, to bait out the attention whore """Fembots""" for him to thirst after.

>>35405290
Buy a new game then
Original

just wait until games don't even solve your depression temporarily and instead feel like a waste of time

i got a ps4 for christmas and all kinds of games and only finished like one or two before i sold it

>>35405277
Not sure. Waiting further replies

>>35405277
How did you post without a picture?

>>35405277
They all ran to the b.a.r.
Just hold tight till arty