Will this work? Suicide thread.
No, they cut helium with oxygen now so I don't think you'll die
>>35408691
Don't do it anon. Misery fuels the world as we know it. FEED US!
>>35408869
Will it work with another gas?
>waiting til dark to walk to the deli
>want to hide in the shadows so nobody sees me
why wont the sun go down faster?!
just go anon
no one will notice you
>>35408701
yeah they will... I may or may not be the topic of a lot of gossip. "he was a nice boy. where did he go so wrong?" i just want to be invisible.
>>35408802
do you live in a small town or something?
>have a jew nose
>not a jew
Check your results on a DNA test senpai
>>35408637
>don't have a jew nose
>am a jew
I win this one goyim
>>35408637
Truly the worst of both worlds
Discord stories breadu
>random guy joins my discord
>doesnt say anything
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about autism you experience
>be too anxious to join random discords
That's all I got
>>35408614
Start your own then you pathetic child
Disgusting piece of shit pedophile. Kill yourself.
>"you what, fembot? Support women's rights? Haha all women belong in a kitchen, you're not some kind of uppity cunt are you?"
>>35408488
>Im sorry what did you say? I couldnt hear you over me stretching for Chad. Goo away you filthy loser!
>>35408525
>"woah put a biohazard sign over that open wound of a cunt at all times, roastie! You might get somebody sick."
This is the /r9k/ cyberpunk general thread.
Feel free to post pics, music, and topics accordingly.
outrun too?
outfitz
>tfw telling my friends about cyberpunk stuff.
>Oh, like sombra from overwatch!
Plebs.
>"The next part of my spell requires the seed of a human virgin, that's were YOU come in Anon. Do not try to fight me, if will only end in your suffering..."
What do you do. If she gets your seed it will end very badly for humanity.
>"demon or human, slit cunts are all the same. Get on your knees you inter dimensional whore."
>>35408284
>it will end very badly for humanity
*ejaculates on the spot*
>>35408284
Fuck her so I'm no longer a virgin.
>masturbated, but never ejaculated until I was 18 and already in uni
>was afraid it would hurt or something everytime I got close to blowing a load from ages 13-17, so I would stop
Pretty sure this is at least partially responsible for my utter inability to communicate with women, as well as my general disgust and prudishness in regards to sex. I can't even look at myself after I've masturbated now, and I feel intense feelings of shame and disgust after doing the act. Needless to say I'll likely die a virgin.
Thanks for never even trying to have "the talk" with me, Dad
Did you never watch porn?
Roastie origionally get out
>>35408278
Very rarely; mostly I looked at still pics of naked girls online.
>>35408310
I'm a guy
>too lazy to study again
JUST FUCK ME UP
I remember that feel. If you are in college, get the fuck out until you get your shit together.
t. someone who still owes about $8k on a semester he flunked all his classes
>>35408165
>JUST FUCK ME UP
Nice try robot
but nobody wants to fuck you
Same. Fucked up an exam today because of it. I tried taking a break and coming back to see if it was burnout but nope I'm just human garbage
>been NEET for a year and a half after dropping out of uni when me mum died
>been trying to get my sleep schedule unfucked to at least I'm awake during the day
>finally think I'm on a good streak
>fail miserably
>do this about six times
>finally feeling good four days in into unfucking my sleep schedule, waking up between 7-10 am
>immediately get hounded with
>"you're not putting any effort into finding a job"
>"I'm worried about you"
>"don't ruin your life"
>yesterday I actually go ahead and get some applications, fill most of them out, and feel good
>was going to drop them off tomorrow
>got a huge lecture today about me "not putting in any effort", etc
>I tell *them* that I literally just got a stack of applications, am filling them out, and will be returning them in the next day or two
>get yelled at some more
>I get frustrated and start yelling back
>they threaten to call the police and say I'm threatening to self-harm (literally not, actually feeling the best I have since I dropped out and my mom died)
>*she* starts telling me that I should have just filled out the applications in the car when I got them and returned them
>I don't even have something to wear to a job interview so I need to get a decent shirt and pants in the next few days
>this also becomes an issue
The temptation to just tell *them*, and especially *her* to fuck off and for me to just jump off the highest bridge I can find is pushing me over the edge. I mean, what the fuck? I finally start to sort myself out and I immediately get a negative angry response that's so far beyond irrational I don't even know what I'm dealing with.
>>35408137
Just kill *them* OP
>>35408137
Wake up early but stay in your room, giving the impression of having your shit so far from sorted you can possibly get they won't care, like they did before, but while secretly sorting your shit out.
>>35408178
Fuck that shit, if anyone is dying it's me so they have to hire someone to deep clean my chunks of brain, stool, piss, and liters of blood from out of their carpet.
>that kid who walks around during lunch alone while trying to look busy
>that kid who pissed his pants, but was too humiliated to actually tell anyone so he sat there in his pisspants thinking nobody knew
>that kid who used to imagine himself singing a song to the whole school, making him incredibly popular
>that kid who ate lunch in the bathoom cubicles
>that kid who jacked off in the bathroom cubicles
that kid who tried to make a "that kid" thread on 4chan using only comments that he's already seen- and unfunny ones at that
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>35408125
>that skinny kid with a military dad that brought a knife to school to repel bullies
>that one kid that brought """"""friends""""""to his hause and showed them his hidden piss bottles that even parents didnt know about
Post the hardest redpill you had to swallow.
It took me a while to finally accept that i'm just another animal that acts in predictable ways like most other animals on earth,
If there existed an animal as intelligent relative to me as i am to lower apes i'd just be another stupid ape.
i'm just another male of low genetic quality.
I feel like i can relate to beta males of other animal species.
What you said OP, along with the fact that there's probably no god and life on Earth is probably just an insane organic chemical accident run amok
>>35408090
I got redpilled at age 8 about my disposable nature...
Basically, I understood very soon that my life was worthless and senseless, so I grew up with it.
Still amazes me that people can feel this engaged into what is essentially a senseless bunch of chemical reactions and simple physics.
>>35408238
>Simple physics
Oh boy.
I want a girlfriend so much.
I feel so dead inside
>>35408074
How have you tried so far?
>>35408111
Oh here comes doctor normie with his brilliant advice
>>35408129
I have no advice, no gf, no brillance. Just curious
Name a better cereal. I'll wait ...
>>35408037
Literally anything else you british piece of shit
>>35408037
>WHEAT
Have fun with your obesity.
If you're going to eat cereal eat hot oatmeal with fruit or at least something like Swiss Muesli.
>>35408037
Weet-Bix is much better than Weetabix. The latter goes soggy far too quickly.
ISTR Weet-Bix are sold as Bixies inn Britain to avoid confusion with Weetabix.
>feeling really bad about myself and my life
>remember that at least I can kill myself at any time
>feel better
anyone else know this feel?
I know I can but I don't want to miss out on anything I want to learn piano that's the only reason I'm still here.
>>35407995
>feeling really bad about myself and my life
>remember that if I can kill myself i'll go to hell
>feel even worse
being a religious robot is the worst ;__;
>>35408028
Why are you religious? Don't you realize it's just a scam by normies to control the behaviour of other normies?
Nothing wrong with being spiritual - I believe in some sort of God myself - but it's totally ridiculous to believe that any of the religions on Earth are anything more than ambitious sociopaths deluding useful idiots.