How do I get over betrayal? It wasn't even that bad but it hurts all the same.
>be 3 months from graduating high school
>moved here this year from a different school and made a nice friend group
>no serious friendships, like best friends, just some good ones
>my high school has a policy where you have to walk with someone when you graduate
>my closest friend I asked at the beginning of the year
>he said he would walk with me but didn't think he was gonna graduate, so I started motivating him and helping him get better grades and keep up with his homework
>he had almost all A's last semester and is gonna graduate on time
>we become good enough friends for him to tell me that he has a crush on one of our friends, let's call her Ana
>she has a boyfriend and he won't ever be able to get with her
>today I walk into lunch
>already a little moody
>Ana looks over the lunch table infront of everyone
>"who are you walking with ?"
>she already knows that I was gonna walk with my friend
>uh... well I was gonna walk with Tommy
>"oh, that's who I'm walking with ! "
>oh...
>"yea! Might wanna find someone"
I know it's not the biggest of deals or that bad, but now I gotta walk with someone I don't know and im already awkward enough. I'm pretty sure Ana is just pissed at me for calling her out on her marijuana addiction, but she has so many other friends she could ask. What happened to bros before hoes?
Im so glad my parents were junkies and neglected me and too poor to bother putting me thru school.
For real tho this is the most boring thing ive ever heard
>>35409835
Sorry, I know it's not the saddest or most dramatic one, maybe I'm just a little sensitive.
>I'm the last virgin on this board
>>35409650
Nope I'm a virgin too
>>35409650
legit 24 yo virgin too
I only got my dink touched and sucked so count me in too.
Serious question, what do women do for fun? I have no clue, haven't talked to a woman outside of work for two years.
>>35409562
Most are actually quite miserable. The female condition is a constant state of paranoia, eating disorders, manic depression, and insecurity. Female groups tend to backstab each other, and in the most horrible ways. Their hormones are all fucked, so they are prone to headaches, nausea, and extreme hunger.
Feels good to be a man, where our condition permits us to truly strive for what is greater.
As for what they do for fun, probably obsess about appearance or purge idk.
>>35409562
The have sex, lots of it. A female's entire life is based on having sex.
It is all they truly care about in the end.
They just want to find partners to have sex with
>>35409614
>man are superior
>>35409616
>all woman are whores
Any serious answers?
>Who are you? I can't just allow anyone on MY playground. Tell you what, you can be my friend as long as you do everything I say.
>Anon, how can you be failing middle school math? This is embarrassing, I can't have people thinking I'm friends with a moron, even if you are one. Come on, we're going to my house to study.
>What do you mean you're a virgin?! You're in high school! Listen, I wouldn't normally tell anyone, but so am I. I think we can solve each other's problem, but if you tell anyone it was me I'll beat the shit out of you.
>Hey Anon, I don't have a date for prom. No I didn't ask Chad, I'm sure he's going out with that Stacy cunt anyway. Of course I asked someone else first. Look, I know no one would go with a loser like you, so consider this a thank you for being such a loyal dog all these years.
>Ugh, I can't believe we're going to the same college. I thought I was finally going to get away from you. What do you mean you've told me where you were going months ago? If you did, I would have picked somewhere else for sure.
>Listen, Anon. I have a nice job lined up in the city, but I'll need a roommate to afford rent. Since I already know I can trust you, I'll let you move in with me. I'll even let you cook and clean for me!
>Hey Anon, we've been living together for two whole years now. It would make more sense financially to just get married. Don't worry, it's just on paper.
>Ugh, my parents won't get off my back about grandchildren. I bet yours are the same, let's just get it over with. Besides, it might be fun to see you trying to raise a kid. Don't worry, I'll make sure you survive. I still need my loyal dog.
>Anon?I love you.
>>35409551
What is this autism?
originally
damn it OP...stop being a faggot...
That was nice.
Origamimamiami
It's time for our daily fembot feels.
>tfw poops are extra wet and extra extra stinky the morning after I swallow precious cum
Post your feels, fembots.
>>35409502
>tfw I'm vegetarian and recently switched to a new insoluble fiber supplement and my last poo was probably 8-9 inches long and thicker than the toilet paper cardboard roll
>tfw is was super green but didn't smell at all
>tfw it felt really good coming out
Don't ever post Sachie's pictures every again. Do not post gross content while using Sachie's pictures.
>>35409668
shouldved saved it and used it as a dildo
Is Kamina a chad?
He's the Chad that stood by your side.
>>35409488
Good guy chad is a rarity but yeah, he was 100% a chad.
>>35409488
>died a virgin
uh, no, anon
My dad borrowed my iPhone and saw that I've listened to the song "OK2BGAY" over 600 times, now he told the entire family and everyone is picking on me I ran away and been outside all day. What do I do? I'm not even gay.
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzEhjTdqanM
>>35409467
Deal with it, faggot.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Here ya go pals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>35409959
wtf is that
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
How can I fuck with my neighbors
I was having a autistic breakdown. Screaming, crying, throwing things and breaking things
Neighbors screamed at me telling me to "shut the fuck up you little twat"
I fucking hate normies they dont have to deal with any of this shit fuck them.
>>35409419
>I was having a autistic breakdown. Screaming, crying, throwing things and breaking things.
That's the point at which you should kys.
If you cannot contain your autism to only minor physical and verbal expressions you are a degenerate.
>>35409651
>If you cannot contain your autism to only minor physical and verbal expressions you are a degenerate.
I don't show any signs. I just go home and usually either cry or break something. I asked my mum to leave though and she wouldn't which is what made me really mad.
>tfw on my third cup of coffee today
How much caffeine do you drink?
>drink 24oz coffees
>no effect
>still pass out
I guess I've got some sort of sleep disorder
>tfw cum humonculous drank all the coffee again
>>35409397
32 oz daily. Then I have some more after I get from lunch.
Coffee is literally the only thing that keeps you awake when you have a desk job
>21 with zero job experience
>living NEET life in parents house for 3 months now, love every second of it so far
>parents want me to became a wageslave in the next month just so they can say to their normalfag friends that i am "le functional adult xDDDDD"
>see no reason in making money, creating and pretty much doing anything productive in life
We are all going to die eventually so why in the fuck should i bother impressing others with "look what le awsumly successful and productiv lif ive been livin xDDDDD" bullshit that last only a pathetic human lifetime? My mind is on way higher level so i dont need an fucking approval from normalfags that i can be part of this normalfaggotry society based on fucking superficial and materialistic values. Fuck this fucking flying rock in space called earth and fuck people that pretend that they live a happy life here. Truth is that noone can be truly happy in conditions this fucking reality provides. Everyone is just pretending and playing their roles given by some artificial standards that goes against everything that life should be about.
Wat do, fellow bots?
>>35409376
Your parents wont be around to baby you forever. You can't do anything in this world without work. If you don't want to work kill yourself or enjoy being homeless
You are only alive because your parents give you free shit. If they want you to do something productive then you will have to do something productive. You are not entitled to a free ride.
>>35409591
That's like saying you don't have to pay when shattering your neighbours window.
What are the official requirements to be considered a normie?
>>35409334
you have to have ADHD.
>>35409334
A social life, that's all. If you're not social as in: you don't go out, not to school or to work and only your parents know you're a thing then you're just not normal/a normie.
Have a career and a healthy social life. Don't have autism or some crippling mental illness.
this literally just happened
>mum walks in to say good night, does this every night
>notice im on the /r9k/ catalog
>try to close tab
>lose mouse cursor due to having 2 screens (one is currently to the right and behind the first.
>pure panic hits me
>mfw
>noticed all the trap threads and virgin stuff
>she see my screen
>reading it all
>turns and looks towards me
>"i... its r9k" i blurt out
>repeat "its r9k" over and over as some kind of shitty damage control
>"you wont get it" i add
>she walks out with a sigh and a depressed look on her face
>check to see what she would have seen
>picture of dick
>MtF tranny
>sex toys
>make this thread
im going to bed now.
>>35409202
>mom walks in to say good night
That's your problem right there man what the fuck.
>>35409235
she does it every night and has done since i was young. what can i do?she also kisses me on the head
>>35409202
>>35409202
>>mum walks in to say good night, does this every night
Either you're underage or a legit good boy. Will she take away your GBP for this?
Is Dave Rubin the only good liberal?Yes. Yes he is.
Check out Kyle on Secular Talk he's alright.
>>35410250
He's Young Turks lite. He's watchable but just barely.
>>35409163
One of the few political/ topical channels I watch, his interview with the Transhumanist party guy is one of my favourite interviews he's done. Some really cool stuff
How do I stop having autistic breakdown in public?
>png
Killing memes .
Angry roasty is toasty
Vaginas look disgusting.
>>35409707
That's because they ARE disgusting
If I take steroids and get fucking massive and shredded would that increase my chances of getting a gf?
i have aspergers but im 6ft
no, more like decrease them
>>35409124
steroids shrink your testicles
>>35409124
the problem with dating and aspergers is that you always need to make eye contact and make your face more expressive. it's hard, I know, but it pays off when they see that you are listening.