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>Cash me outside girl has the same birthday as me
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>35410031
cash me ousside how bout dat you hoe
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>>35410031
>Recently popular human that is regarded as annoying to the public was born on 1 out of the 365 days that happened to be the same one you were born on.
Lurk more normalfag, no one cares.
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>>35410362
FUCK YOU BITCH IM A FUCKING ROBOT NOW THANKS TO THIS GHETTO HOOD TRASH THE ONLY COUPLE PEOPLE THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO EAT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH WONT KNOW WONT REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE FUCK YOU NIGGER
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Does anyone else taste their own cummies?
F-for scientific purposes and record keeping of course!! ''>.>
Otherwise how else will you be able to let your wifu taste your cummies? Without knowing with precision what your cummies tastes like 12 hours after eating your most precious tendies with mayonnaise.
Well? You cant.... B-baka...
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>2017 and not sampling your own complex cummy composition
How else do you earn GBPs?
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OP here. I find lots of strawberry milk makes for the best cummy combo when you also eat mangos and lucky charms.
Last enjoyed February the 19th.
Besides recycling your cum is the only way to keep 100 percent of your current children possiblys.
If not they dry up and can't swim to safety back in daddies tummy.
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>post in a thread where people are supposed to reply and judge you
>get no replies
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>>35409988
This was posted over 20 minutes ago and im the first to reply KEK
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>>35410285
shut up!!!
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>no friends
>khv
>fat
>socially autistic
>live with parents
>never partied
>never experienced intimacy
>never drank, smoke, or done any drugs
I'm 22 now
Did I miss out on important life experiences?
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>>35409982
Not really. Most of that shit is over rated.
You should take care of yourself though. You'll feel better if you aren't a fatso.
Honestly wish I didnt develop a taste for drinking. Even though I dont drink much, I feel sort of addicted.
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bump because i'm in almost the same situation
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>>35409982
I honestly don't get how I've never had friends. I'm almost 20 and remember clearly how hard I tried to get along with the normies or anyone at high school, but somehow it never worked. I went to a high school full of nerds, so I didn't even hate the kids there, I'm so sad I never got to know them better.
why normies love onion so much? is that a meme?
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they're yummy
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>>35409950
Only in salsa or deep fried.
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They're cheap and very flavorful, they make the backbone of cuisines around the world.
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Hi r9k
I've been shitposting here all day while arranging hookups with honeys from tinder,
5 of my threads are still active. In fact you've probably posted in some of them.
it's a weird life but I make it work
What have you been doing today?
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>>35409916
Getting even more depressed about how badly planned out my career plan is.
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>>35409916
Pretty sure you can't start a new thread until your last one dies
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>>35410146
What was your career path anon?
>>35410168
This is incorrect
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>18
>feel like a senile old fuck who hates everything
>no goals or ambitions in life
>literally everything I do is under the social pressure
>obsessed with my self-image
>go full ragemode whenever someone genuinely insults me or implies that I'm inferior
>so obsessed with people's respect that I literally can't have fun or even show any deeper emotions
>never shown any affection or romantic interest towards anyone
>don't even know how to do that
>scared that my parents will be ashamed of me even though I know that they're the most "chill" people on Earth
>scared of telling anyone about my problems, they would think that I'm too boring or depressing to hang out with me
>be extremely self-conscious, hate my face just because it's not 10/10
>completely aware of how fucking retarded I am, still can't change anything
Give me one fucking reason not to kill myself. I'd do that just for attention, but there's no way to get it after I die.
Please just fucking help me, I don't want to be miserable and hateful forever
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You'll miss out on the new memes
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>>35410013
>hehehe memes XD!
No thanks
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What could they have possibly meant by this?
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That youand Iwill die alone.
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>>35409868
The reason he isn't asking for sex is because he's a beta that will buy you pizza if you give him a long hug.
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>>35409949
sounds like a fair trade to me.
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>gf won't let me eat my boogers
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>>35409830
dump her, you don't really need her anyways porn is way better
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>>35409830
>he has a gf
Get the fuck out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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eat her boogers OP
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Not the cancer pro-ana tumblrite shit.
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I miss Andrea. I didn't know much about her, but I'll never forget her.
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anorexia is a slow suicide
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Bump for anorexia awareness
Haha anon, could you imagine what it would be like to not have women? One time I had to go two weeks without a girlfriend.
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EMPTYTHONY
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THREADTANO
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>>35409802
Two weeks filled with homosexual experiences?
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I was born with everything. I had every possible chance to succeed. All the criteria were met, it was impossible to fail. But here I am, a complete nobody with nothing at all.
I was born to loving parents, not in poverty, in a good country, never abused or ostracized, yet I didn't care about anything. I still don't, it confuses me. Why am I defective? Why do I have so little regard for my own life? Why do I always overthink everything?
I think the realization broke me, that even though I had everything I needed, it still didn't mean anything since I'm fundamentally defective as a human being.
It doesn't make sense. I'm not sure if I want to die or not, I guess it doesn't really matter? I don't exist to anyone but myself, but that thought alone is terrifying.
I don't feel sorry for myself, I have no right to complain since I didn't have a troublesome life full of hardships. The problem was within myself the whole time, and there is nothing that can fix it.
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You're not obligated by anything real to be anything, do certain things or feel a certain way, OP, if that's what's bothering you.
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You pretty much got fucked over exactly because you already had everything and didn't learn to seek more in any way. When life hands you anything, you have to work on a reason to make you move, otherwise your drive just vanishes.
People that live in difficult conditions have that laid out for them. The answer is survival. The answer is having to strive for something and actually needing to work for it.
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>Far from a normie
>Not a robot
>Feel no sense of belonging to any group, just disgust for both
Who /cyborg/ here?
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What makes one a cyborg? Is it someone who can hide power levels?
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>>35409741
Don't fool yourselves. You're just failed normalfags. There is no such thing as a """""""Cyborg""""""".
Now get out.
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There's a kinship amongst robots, but I don't even trust them.
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>mfw granny found my cummy kitties
;-;
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>tfw sister found the erotic famfiction
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>mfw mummy found my cumsock
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>tfw I fell in dad's cum conflagration conflator
I envy you because most of you don't even try.
You don't know what it's like to go out at least twice a month and meet girls only to get immediately rejected every single time.
You don't know what's it like to have an empty inbox on all dating sites all the time.
You don't know what's it like to have never ever ever had a match on Tinder, ever.
You don't know what it's like to always be the only guy in your circle of friends who never has a gf.
You don't know what it's like to be the only one of your five housemates who has never brought a girl home.
Most of you just don't try.
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>>35409678
I try, i try to gain weight, buy expensive clothes, shower often, brush teeth well, but daily i hear girls "Oh I love it when he puts his dick inside Cx" or shit like that, trying isnt even half the battle
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>>35409678
>Live with five guys
>Hang out with only guys
>desperate for poon
You're gonna end up sucking dick OP. I'm calling it now.
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>>35409678
Yeah, you're correct 2bh
Can't lose if you don't play, won't get BTFO in public by some stuck up basic bitch if you don't grovel like a dog for her.
I get sad sometimes because of no gf, but then I remember I at least kept my dignity.
I'll donate sperm before I die so I still propagated my genes