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>>35410674
No you've just ascended and realized that legs are the ultimate fetish.

>>35410808
I always loved legs, but now i full on stare like a creep. I don't even notice myself doing it.

>when you be myrin dem legs from behind but then realize it's not a woman but a teen boy that must have shaved his legs

>>35410600
I've actually had a couple girls approach me expressing interest and I said no both times, one time I seriously dodged a bullet because she was fucking crazy and possessive. I wasn't attracted to either very much but I suspect this was a bigger reason for why I said no. I'm 18 now and have never been in a relationship so I don't know what to expect.

Bump I would like advice too.

I've been single about 8 years now robots.

I've tried to date but got nothing. I go on tinder and okcupid etc. But never get anything.

But you are right. I've been out the game so long I wouldn't know what to do. Dinner, movie, drinks, crazy golf, is this all old fashioned now?

Once in a relationship how long till you move in together? How do you fill all that time together?

>>35410575
Try HFO robot! Much better than porn fapping!
>>35409389

>>35410575
Stop fapping for a week. Or maybe even two weeks. Trust me, the magic'll come back then.

>>35410575
Either stop fapping for at least a week or just get a pussy toy

Technically yes, it could trigger it.
I've got a lot of different drug experiences from when I was younger and alot of them were bad ones. But the few times I ate shrooms I always spent the entire day doing nothing but l m a o. Just never eat too many

>>35410523
it wont trigger anything if you try it. if you use it frequently it might increase the chance of developing it a bit

>>35410515
She was hitting on you.
She wanted you to cum inside of her.

Sound like she's passive aggressive as fuck and was trying to emasculate you by taking up your space. You were wrong not to say anything because you were her doormat. You're both autistic as fuck

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Fuck, OP, that's my worst nightmare. Disgusting.

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keep going. one day your liver and kidneys will fail and you'll die. it may not be painless, but at least you will finally be at peace.

Haha! Try to stop now and the shakes will start, the sweats, you will get a seizure. Checkmate.

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>>35410431
ummm then like... dont?

>make a slightly off topic thread related to video games that has a lot of interesting discussion
>thread gets deleted and you get banned

>>35410420
stop shitposting desu senpai

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>post on /v/
>post is literally "I like Xbox."
>banned for being anti-Sony

mom made super so brb ill reply soon im 21 btw is dis appropriate t o say

>deliberately misspelling "you're"
you can do better than this

>>35410391
I have a little bit of nonsuccessful experience with dating websites
her inbox is already full of shit like that
what you say doesn't matter she's going to do 2 things
look at your picture
then look at your income

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Have sex with it, duh

Make a new friend and have sexy times

>>35410366
Are you even sexually active you dumb fucking child?

>>35410338
Shut up faggot, i fuck your boipucci, you not virgin no more

>>35410351
See, if I were a medieval peasant my life would be much simpler and happier, and I would not have to stomach garbagespeak like this

>>35410392
Shut up you pathetic cuck

>>35410305
Have they ever made anything?
>no wheel
>no architecture
>no literature
>no philosophy
>no metallurgy
>no poetry
>no domesticated animals
>no arithmetic
>no astrology
Wow....it's almost like they lived in mud huts for the span of their entire existence because they're fundamentally less intelligent....

>>35410425
ur bein real racist rite now

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>accidentally

anon.

originally anon.

>accidentally spread peanut butter on cooch and had dog lick it off

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>accidently gave my hamster a prostate massage

Also I am only 5'9 which makes shit way worse.

>>35410256
>watching gore would make you more violent

why? it's the opposite. It's desensitization, do you know what that means? Did you honestly think watching gore would make you want to recreate the content of the videos? Do you watch a wild-life documentary and become a fucking biologist? You just get bored of gore is all it does.

>trying to force yourself to be a yelling baboon

being a pissy little shit is not cool. If you want to be cool, be indifferent to whatever confrontational shit happens to you

>>35410256
>Whenever I am confronted, I bitch out and giggle pretending that I took it as the other guy was just joking

What are you talking about. The other guy is probably being a gigantic pussy if he is acting like he's going to do something and doesn't want to go throw down somewhere discreet. After the confrontation, what I generally do is calmly invite him out somewhere to discuss things like gentlemen in private.

>>35410125
white girls are bland, i want a qt persian gf

>>35410125
Stop trying to justify why you don't have a white girl.

kys

ty

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You guys really never get tired of arguing obscure cuckold politics

>>35410032
>had a female online friend
>only thought of her as my mother figure
>she doesnt know

>>35410842
>You will never have a friend you can think of as a mother figure or a big sister

>>35410032
She's a guy, anon.