>drink bright blue shake over 24 hours ago
>my shits are still coming out blue
A-am I gonna die?
If this is real post proof you have peaked my interest
>eat a beet for dinner
>piss is red for the next 24 hours
Why can't we just get Tumblr and /r9k/ to do a meetup and have everyone be in a reIationship?
>>35411060
Feminists hate ugly men
this is what they think of us
http://theplacetorant.com/ugly-creepy-guys/
>>35411060
Despite the fact that most of /r9k/ and most of "le lonely tumblr" girls are compatible, tumblr girls don't like us.
>>35411175
This.
They actively think we are subhuman as >>35411101 shows
Any of my fellow robots play Destiny?
I want to get a regular group going but want to avoid normies.
So any of you guys also addicted to this shit game?
>>35411045
What platform origi?
>>35411074
Oh yeah, should have mentioned, I'm on PS4. Just trying to see if there is any interest.
If you're on Xbox you're more than welcome to find other guardians using this thread.
>save $100k
> get a 10% return annually
>get $1,000/month to fuck off
>if your investment goes south, kill yourself
Is this the ultimate red pill?
really gets the old nugging bumping
>>35411015
Ultimate redpill:
>Kneepads
>Fancy biz cards that say, "discrete working gurl ;)."
Best investment one can make in this world.
>>35411093
I really have no idea what that means sir. Mind explaining yourself?
would you buy a fleshlight from craigslist
>>35410988
No, it was porch pirated, that's someone elses toy. What are you, a degenerate who cucks people?
>>35410988
>fleshlight is not a virgin
fuck no then
Would fucking a used fleshlight make your a cuck?
Should every Asian chick be put on reserve for white men?
Viet roast
nice race bait, I am not even getting a 0/10 chubby latina gf so why does it matter
>>>/pol/
>>35410926
Asian girls are for black men
It is the only interracial relationship that is pure love and free from racism
>Go to counselor
"So anon, what have you done for fun lately, other than computers?"
>Uhh...
"Watch any good shows lately?"
>U-Uh, yeah, one, it's dumb but I like it
"Tell me about it"
>IT'S
>UHH
>I-It's about these girls, but they're really dragons, and they come to the human world and stay with a human lady in her apartment, a-and one of them works for her as a maid
"Really? That's on TV? What channel?"
>Oh, uh, it's not, it's an...anime
"Ah, I see..."
fuck
You can never go back to that place.
This is why I don't talk to normies
They don't ever share my interests and I'm too autistic to lie to them
>>35411709
b-but my mommy has been paying this counselor for forever
where can I go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Pm5092a0c
>inb4 polygamy becomes socially acceptable and Chads start wifing 10 women each
enough is enough
how the fuck is this guy able to feed and clothe 5 wives and 24 children?
>>35410969
You realize that polygamy was the norm, right?
Monogamy at least tried to give the average and disadvantaged man a chance.
>I don't date sluts
>She may be hot but I have """""STANDARDS"""""
>>35410891
That's a quality screenshot you've got there anon...
Gotta get the attention from her legion of online beta orbiters though right?
>>35410891
>got me on the shrimp part
but seriously that's some pretty obvious plastic surgery on the nose
>he texts people with proper spelling and punctuation
>>35410883
>he texts people without proper spelling and punctuation
>>35410883
>he sends scientific peer reviewed journals
>i am now a drought and crumbling into dust
>>35410883
>he cant comprehend proper English vocabulary
>being this much of a textlet
This is my new fetish.
Hhhnnng!!
>tfw reading ryona hentai doujins
Who else?
Post em.
>>35410837
thats makeup retard.
if she literally got blundered she'd have swelling on her right eye there notice how there's absolutely no swelling?
you probably fall for photoshopped images to and post them on facebook. com'on dude this shit is fake af.
>watching my 600lb life
>they're literally all american
Show is made by an American company in the United States, why wouldn't they be Americans?
>>35410862
dont u get the joke u fucking idiot
nobody weighs 600 lbs outside of america retard
>>35410898
>nobody weighs 600 lbs outside of america retard
I mean, I guess Mexico is technically America
*steals your virginity*
grtoss
>>35410811
You can't steal mine
I voted for Trump, and I'm mostly happy with what his presidency, but boy, what a stupid healthcare bill he's trying to get passed. I'm with Rand Paul on this. Trump needs to forget about "replace", just repeal it and let the free market take over.
Yup, repeal it completely.
Paul Ryan is behind the healthcare plan almost 100%.
>get rid of letting people stay on parent's plans until 26
>allow companies to discriminate based on pre-existing condition
How empathetic. The government is supposed to move in when there are market failures.
An average robot thinks more about having sex and women than most chads do.
>>35410705
Chad doesn't have to plan and try to get laid.
Maybe if you spent more time doing than thinking, you'd be able to get the girl and be yourself, too?
>An average starving kid thinks more about eating and food than an American does
>>35410744
An average robot thinks more about the normie stuff than most normies do.